Wednesday, 25 February 2026

Mid-Life Crisis Songs #131: Got A New Car


My old car started making a noise. Not a very loud noise, but a noise I knew wasn't there before, and so I took it to the local friendly mechanic who diagnosed it as terminal. With 92,000 miles in the clock, it needed a new clutch, a new gearbox... who knows what else?

So I had to trade it in for a newer one. But while that was going on (never an enjoyable process - in fact, dealing with car salesmen is right up there with contracting Ebola or being stuck in an elevator with Donald Trump in my book), I still had to drive the old car to work every day (a round trip of 60-70 miles), hoping it didn't pack up completely. It was a very stressful couple of weeks.

Still, all over now. Until the next time.






None of those is really appropriate as I haven't (and probably never will) bought a brand new car. The one I've traded in for is 5 years old, and that's pretty new for me. So I'm going to settle for this...

Tyler Ballgame is my first name to watch of 2026. He's got a classy Roy Orbison vocal delivery (developed while singing Crying at Open Mic Nights), with nods to Harry Nilsson, Elvis, Macca and... well, a little bit of the old Father John Misty self-awareness. 



6 comments:

  1. I was half-expecting Buck Rogers by Feeder ... or for the sting in the tail to be that you'd bought an Audi... :)

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  2. Good luck with the new model. Hopefully you won't have to deal with second-hand car salesmen for quite a few years.

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  3. I wish we'd traded ours in last yar when we were thinking about. Now €1500 worse off. And still has problems, FFS.

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  4. Good luck with the new(er) one too. I only ever once bought a brand new car as I was doing a lot of miles at the time, and I had so many problems with it, never again (not that I'm in the market for one now!)

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  5. Good luck with your new car, and here's hoping you don't have any major repairs. I haven't owned a car for nine years and hope I won't have to buy a new one either.

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