Potty training is go* and nappies are yesterday's news. Now, we're all about the pants. (*Actually, the potty may already be ...

U turn on the telly and every other story Is tellin' U somebody died I don't know what's going on now, but it's got t...

I often feel misunderstood. I reckon this blog is very misunderstood. We try our best, but it's so easy to sow the seeds of misunde...

I was genuinely surprised by how many elephants I found in my record collection. So many great songs featuring playful pachyderms, I cou...

So last week,  Martin set me a challenge (perhaps jokingly) to see if I could come up with 10 songs featuring toasters. Well, I always ...