Seasonal Snapshots II

It was Christmas Eve, in the drunk tank, when an old man said to me, "Are you doing Seasonal Snapshots again?"

"Yes," I replied, "but I'm not going to be doing 50 again. That nearly killed me. I'll probably just go for ten this year, or maybe..."

"Twenty-five?"

"Go on, then. It is Christmas..."

Identify the twenty-five Christmas tunes below. Santa will give you a bit of extra time to complete your task. Answers will be published on Christmas morning.



25. Richard Tea? Dai Jestive? Gary Baldy? Don't be so trite!

24. Follow this to Bethlehem to find the answer.

23. Sweet rejoicing in mature meadow.

22. Holding up knickers with A Greater Doxology.

21. Spousal present dilemma solved by wet bloke and old king.

20. Making a festive killing.

19. Shrunken Santa on the sands.

18. Long before Mariah: I still need to give you that dollar.

17. Jesus's crown found amid the decorations.

16. Wan waterfalls wish you a blessed Noel.

15. W.S. & Arthur did not dream like Frank. O!

14. Eddie's Italian restaurant date gets spruced up in Cooper's jeans.

13. Former house-painter enjoys festive peanuts.

12. Colorado native begs for festive tem-pa-rance.

11. Will his sleigh contain snowflakes or diamonds this year?

10. Ta for an ecstatic yule.

9. Pine delivery for Homerski.

8. Bald, golden harpies invite you back for an egg nog at their place.

7. Lazy ocean brags about bellowing at baubles.

6. Queens start computer programmes like a Jack-Hammer.

5. No little stars twinkling tonight... just a neverending clanging.

4. Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, he walks into mine... but he's a few days early.

3. Refusing #8's offer, with eyes closed 26 x 7.

2. That's a long way to go for a phoney (even a great one).

1. Huey's future hit stolen by Sinatra movie.

The boys of the NYPD choir will see you on Christmas morning with the answers...