Snapshots #315: A Top Ten Songs For Jobseekers

Now then, Job Seekers... I bet you're wondering why Pauline isn't holding a camera? 

Don't question, Pauline, your workshy layabouts! Lounging around on a Sunday morning when you should be out looking for WORK! Remember what Yosser Hughes said: "Gizza Job!" Now get out there...

10. Took part in the UCLA Sheepdog Trials.

Took part in the UCLA Sheepdog Trials.

The Clash - Career Opportunities

9. Material which is mined in reverse.

Denim is mined in reverse.

Denim - Job Centre

8. Policeman exposed.

The Bobby, laid Bare.

Bobby Bare - Unemployment Line

7. Faithless nun reads Gigi.

The nun is Sister Bliss (from Faithless). Gigi was written by Colette.

Sister Bliss featuring Colette - Can't Get A Job

6. Always direct proof that too much alcohol is bad for you.

Everclear is an alcoholic drink that goes above 90% proof.

Everclear - Unemployed Boyfriend

5. Sent by a lovely goddess to tidy up. 

Venus has sent the cleaners...

The Cleaners from Venus - Young Jobless

4. She left Green Gables for a Lincolnshire town. 

Ann from Green Gables goes to Alford.

Ann Alford - Got To Get Me A Job

3. Kids!

The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job?

2. Doesn't matter.

It's Immaterial - Young Man (Seeks Interesting Job)

1. The Contours?

The Silhouettes - Get A Job

Your job now is to rejoin the employment line next Saturday morning...