Sunday, 16 October 2022

Snapshots #262: A Top Ten Horse Songs


This is Richard Harris: A Man Called Horse. Yesterday, we had Robert Redford: The Horse Whisperer.

Why the long face?

Here are ten songs featuring horses...


10. Danny spent 127 Hours on a Lazy Turntable.

A Lazy Susan combined with Danny Boyle, who directed 127 Hours.

Susan Boyle - Wild Horses

Of course, we'd all have preferred the Stones version... or even The Sundays... but how else was I going to shoe-horn Susan Boyle into this quiz?

9. "Open", says my old neighbour Dave Smith, initially. 

"Open", Says My Old Neighbour Dave Smith.

The Osmonds - Crazy Horses

8. Excitedly came between The Seekers.

The - Thrill - Seekers?

The Thrills - One Horse Town

7. Eros, Phobos or Deimos, perhaps.

They were all the children of Aphrodite,

Aphrodite's Child - The Four Horsemen

6. Who works in de office?


De Clerk, of course!


5. Managed by McLaren?


Not Malcolm...


4. Replaces the black & white TV.



3. Heavy weight stops the car for abbreviated Price.


Katie Price's car stalls because it weighs a tonne. (Make up your own punchline.)


2. The Beautiful North.


North America, The Beautiful...


1. Hyena munched bonnet.


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Echo & The Bunnymen - Bring On The Dancing Horses




You, and the horse you rode in on, are welcome back for more Snapshots next Saturday...



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