Tuesday 24 September 2024

Namesakes #104: The Firm


I'm not sure The Firm is a great name for your band. Still, I guess it's better than The Limp. And plenty of bands appear to have chosen it. Here are this week's contenders...


THE FIRM #1

We'll start today in 1980 with an obscure British punk band. This was the second b-side to their single Angry Young Men. I can't find any other tracks from them on the web, so count yourself lucky I found this one.


THE FIRM #2


80s rock "supergroup" made up of Paul Rodgers, Jimmy Page, the drummer from Manfred Mann's Earth Band and fretless bass player Tony Franklin. They made two albums in '85 and '86, then called it a day. Hopefully they made enough money to buy Paul Rodgers some new buttons for his shirt...


THE FIRM #3


Boldly going forward, 'cos they can't find reverse. Grahame Lister, John O'Connor and Tony Thorpe were The Firm between 1982 and 1988, releasing the chart-topping (I bought it, for which I can only apologise) Star Trekkin' in '87. I'll spare you that. Instead, here's their far less ear-grating tribute to George Cole from a few years earlier...


THE FIRM #4

Some utter nonsense from the early 90s... Elvis would be turning in his grave (if he was actually dead).


THE FIRM #5


90s rap "supergroup" led by Dr. Dre (he's not a real doctor), featuring Nas, Foxy Brown, AZ and Cormega. In 1997, they released an album of mafioso-themed rap which wasn't particularly well received, so they all went back to their day jobs.


THE FIRM #6

French hardcore techno from 2005. At least the song title is honest, though they lose marks for spelling.


THE FIRM #7

And finally, a Dutch Oi! band from 2011...



So... which is your Firm Favourite?

(Yes, this whole edition was designed just to allow me to write that line.)

6 comments:

  1. No firm favourites (boom boom). I'm sure they are all delightful company (more booms) even though musically they are limited (will have to stop now to wipe away the tears of laughter streaming down my face)

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    1. Dried off now. Not that keen on any of them. #1 is OK but they are hardly punk, more Costello/ Joe Jackson wannabes.

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  2. No George this week? Have I finally broken him?

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    1. I've not been able to listen to them until this aternoon (thursday 26)

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    2. Thankfully no one is near me to hear how bloody awful #4 is. #5 was almost listenable, probably helped I did not watch the video. #6 is extremely irritating. Extremely. Even #3 was less irritating.

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    3. No, #3 is more irritating. And it's #1 for me.

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