Last week's post about vacuum cleaners had less hits than anything I've ever written here. Which I guess shows that nobody is particularly enamoured by pop songs about household appliances. (So I'll be revisiting that again soon, dead horses need flogging.) I'll surely be on safer territory this week... everyone loves dolphins, right? (Although...that one above...is it just me...or does it look a bit like the Alien?)
10. The Byrds - Dolphin's Smile
A song about cutting your moorings and floating free away...sounds tempting, right?
9. Ian Brown - Dolphins Were Monkeys
Well, if anybody would know about being a monkey...
8. Prince - Dolphin
Leave it to Prince to write a sado-masochistic reincarnation fantasy about dolphins... weirdo. Of course, considering this was written during the Slave / Symbol / TAFKAP days, its lyrics are pointing straight at his record company...
U can cut off all my fins7. Martyn Joseph - Dolphins Make Me Cry
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
And I'll come back again as a dolphin
The grown-up world is seriously depressing Martyn Joseph... that's why dolphins make him cry.
6. Shed Seven - Dolphin
From the York yobboes' debut album, this was their first single to crash into the Top 30 at the dawn of Britpop in 1994. They'd go on to much greater things, but Dolphin stands the test of time pretty well.
The video features Rick and the band performing in a waterless swimming pool. Can't help but think it'd have been more interesting if they'd filled it up as the song went on... but I guess there might have been health & safety issues with that.
5. Terrorvision - Perserverance
From York to Bradford, and more brilliantly raucous Britpop hooligans... they were right about the whales and dolphins. (Terrorvision went on to name their greatest hits album after this very lyric, so it obviously meant something.)
4. Crosby, Stills & Nash - After The Dolphin
This Dolphin was the London pub where the first aerial bombing of WWI took place. Here, Graham Nash asks if the world was ever the same after that fateful night...?
3. Ooberman - Dolphin Blue
Ah, Ooberman. They should have been so much bigger.We need more pop stars called Popplewell.
2. Beth Orton & Terry Callier - Dolphins
Written and originally recorded by Fred Neil (who also wrote the gorgeous Everybody's Talkin'), this is surely the most covered Dolphins song in history. Tim Buckley's is probably the most famous; Billy Bragg did a heartbreaking cover on Don't Try This At Home; but there's something about the dreamy combo of Beth O. and folk-jazz pioneer Terry Callier that just does it for me like no other...
I've been searchin'1. David Bowie - Heroes
For the dolphins in the sea
And sometimes I wonder
Do you ever think of me?
Arguably Bowie's greatest moment, with a little help from Brian Eno, Tony Visconti, and Robert Fripp on feedback. Strangely, it wasn't that big a hit when it was first released in 1977, but time has been very decent to it. Shows what the recording buying public know!
I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins
Like dolphins can swim...
Which is your Flipper?