Well, I've got news for you, Eddie...!
THE STEPS #1
We'll start the climb with some Singapore Steps who enjoyed a long career from the late 60s to the 80s, both as their own group (mixing local tunes with a wide range of Western covers) and as a support act for a variety of female singers, including Ellya M. Haris, Sandra Sanger, Marini and Ivo Nilakreshna.
THE STEPS #2
Step two: from the Netherlands in 1969, some psychedelic pop from Chris van Putten, Henny Sluijs, Kees Sluijs, Joop Kortland and Herman van Eck. Van eck!
The Steps - You Are The Sun To Me
STEPS #3
If the words "Jazz Fusion" make you break out in a cold sweat, don't worry. Help is available from the Brecker brothers and their ever-changing roster of musicians who made a name for themselves in the New York jazz scene of the 70s and 80s, first as Steps... and then as Steps Ahead.
Be warned though... treatment does take some time. Up to 11 minutes on the track below...
STEPPS #4
And if that wasn't enough... wait till you meet these Aussie jazz rock/fusion/progressive rock dudes with two Ps in their name, formerly known as Snakes Alive. Very popular in Sidney in the late 70s, apparently, "they used to pack the Royal George Hotel every Friday night." Only 50 copies of their album Waltz For Tiger Joe were printed... but youtube has the whole thing, if you're interested.
Step up to some funky AOR from North Carolina in 1982. Beyond that, I know nothing, but I was pleased to find this one uploaded on the tube of you...
THE STEPS #9
Swiss Steps from the early 80s with a nice line in moustaches (except the guy second from the left who was probably called Frank Moustache). I don't know if this was their biggest "hit", but it was the one with the most views on tubular youbular... a massive 177 when I played it. I'm sure that will go up after today.
THE STEPS #10
Southern Californian punk band from 1982, led by songwriter Paul Almanza who went on to form Chainsaw Pop, Million Six, Battery Life and The Curbhounds. Well, it kept him off the streets.
THE STEPPES #11
The Steppes - History Hates No Man
THE STEPS #12
French synth-pop from 1986. Could this be today's winner? Don't be a fool...
STEPS #13
H, Clair, Faye... the other two. Together, they sold 5 million albums and almost as many singles. They formed in 1997 in that London, split up in 2001, then got back together ten years later for a reunion which appears to be still ongoing. I'm sure you're all aware that they chose their name to go along with their dance routines - the steps of which were included on the CD insert with every song. Who needs a lyric sheet when you've got dance steps?
(I picked that video just because I enjoyed the idea of George having to sit through all 3 minutes 38 of it).
STEPPES #14
Steppes - Marceline The Vampire
Which Steps make you want to Step Up... and which ones do you want to push down the stairs?
Listening to your recommendation first Rol, #13, but I donpt think it will be a winner for me. (that sound likes a peculiar amalgam of two or three songs that I can't quite remember).
ReplyDeleteI've got all their records. With the dance steps. I practice them every night.
DeleteDidn't the fellow second left on the cover of #1's album go on to join The Rutles?
ReplyDeleteIt'd be a step up. (See what I did there?)
Delete"I've got bad news for you", "What, this goes on three million hours?"
ReplyDelete#3 not popular with either of us.
179 views now for #9, and it's a contender for top spot (with #1)
ReplyDelete#11 almost as dire as the jazz "marriage-rupturing" tracks. It's #1 for me
DeleteA particularly gruelling bunch this week, I admit. Hopefully next week will be easier on the ears.
ReplyDeleteThe only two I could listen two for more than 20 seconds were #7 and #11 although I'm not sure either could be described as 'winners'.
DeleteNot sure why all the comments on #11 refer to them being freakbeat, they sound more like bad Stone Roses to me. Perhaps renowned freakbeat fan C could have a listen and give an expert opinion.