Yesterday, we had Britney SPEARS at the top of the page... today, it's Bruce Lee, whose whole body was a weapon.
And here are 15 more weapons for Your Arsenal...
15. Packed.
The missing faces belong to The Jam.
Or...
The Jam - A Bomb In Wardour Street
14. Go on, go on, voice of Russia.
Sigue means go on. Sputnik was the voice of Russia.
Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Love Missile F1-11
13. Pop art from Indiana (Robert).
This is Robert Indiana's LOVE sculpture...
12. Enjoy heavy metal in the café with a Friendly waiter.
Gunther was the waiter in the Friends café... not the Hard Rock Café.
Hardrock Gunter - Rifle, Belt and Bayonet
11. Barry Judd in negative.
Barry Judd was the character in Hi Fidelity played by Jack Black. In negative, he would be...
10. Did you know that Henry VIII wanted to form an Eastern European football team, but he didn't have quite enough players?
If you have to explain the joke, it stops being funny...
Ten Pole Tudor - Swords Of A Thousand Men
9. Ian thought he was sweet.
Ian Dury sang about Sweet Gene Vincent.
Gene Vincent - Pistol Packin' Mama
8. Italian brothers.
Fratelli is brother in Italian...
The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger
7. Myanmar Tower of Strength.
Tower of Strength was a song by The Mission. Myanmar is Burma.
Mission of Burma - That's When I Reach for My Revolver
6. Oh, Tony, tax is such a mess, isn't it?
"Oh, Tony, tax" was an anagram.
5. Paddy's Omen.
Paddy fields produce rice. Damien was in The Omen.
4. You can't beat these nuns.
The Rhythm Sisters - Pocket Hand Grenade
3. Marvin gets jumpy.
Lee Marvin, that is.
2. Stretch and massage...
Ways to relieve the cramps...
The Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns
1. He'll happily adjust any dam bras you give him.
"Any dam bras" was an anagram too.
Bryan Adams - Cuts Like A Knife
Thank you Rol
ReplyDeleteThanks as ever Rol.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Rol. Your dedication to the cause really is above and beyond.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I’ll be away next Saturday it is my intention to be in a good Wi-Fi area at 8:30am. Till then…
JM