Monday the 7th of September is the International Day of Police Co-Operation. So if Sting pops round your gaff, be nicer to him than you normally would, even if he proposes some tantric yoga.
No Police today though - just a load of cops.
The Strokes - New York City Cops
The Model Rockets - Tell The Kids The Cops Are Here
Fred Thomas - Cops Don't Care Pt. II
Heavy Metal Kids - The Cops Are Coming
For some reason, these words kept coming into my head this week: Evil, Bad, Wicked, Sinful, Wrong, Corrupt, Fiendish, Dark, Despicable, Terrible, Horrible, Awful, No, Good, Repulsive. I've no idea why. But I figured I'd find some appropriate tunes to go along with them...
15. Jagged rocks.
Reef: "a ridge of jagged rock, coral, or sand just above or below the surface of the sea."
14. CMKT4.
Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV, aka...
13. When a pidgin grows up, it'll make a lovely bunch...
Languages that starts as pidgin develop into creole. Add a lovely bunch of coconuts...
Kid Creole & The Coconuts - I'm Corrupt
12. They're so out of control, they could break both your arms.
11. A dedicated trumpet player meets the builder of Brookside close.
Roy Castle knew a thing or two about playing his trumpet with dedication. The creator of Brookside was Phil Redmond.
Roy Redmond - Ain't That Terrible
10. Often encountered during a cholera epidemic.
Often encountered during a cHOLEra epidemic.
9. Call the orthodhauntist.
Yes, I know that the Orange Dictator isn't a woman. But I wanted to get Spooky Tooth in here somehow!
8. I let Weepy scramble my brain.
"I let Weepy" was an anagram...
7. Your closest advisers.
6. You could have chosen conkers, chestnuts or pine cones... what made you choose acorns?
Why oak?
5. Turner's furniture shop.
They took their name from the slogan on the store above, in Hull.
Everything But The Girl - Wrong
4. Money talks... on this safari.
Money talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk, according to Neil in Forever In Blue Jeans. Add a bit of a Swinging Safari...
Swinging Blue Jeans - You're No Good
3. Curse Flanders!
Damn Ned!
2. Never meant to make your daughter cry...
That's a lyric from Ms. Jackson by Outkast.
1. Martin, you Yellow git! You're fired!
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
