Monday, 10 June 2024
Celebrity Jukebox #128: Morgan Spurlock
Thursday, 11 April 2024
The United Kingdom Of Song #41: Leeds
Thursday, 8 February 2024
Celebrity Jukebox #122: Ian, Melanie, Toby, Carl, Wayne... and Adele
The Grim Reaper's been busy again, and while there weren't any songs on the jukebox for Ian Lavender... what better way to remember him than this?
Ernie gave a fine tribute to the late Melanie Safka, and I'm not sure there's much I can add, though I was interested to read her comments in defence of her most famous (and in certain quarters, controversial) song...
I wrote in about fifteen minutes one night. I thought it was cute; a kind of old thirties tune. I guess a key and a lock have always been Freudian symbols, and pretty obvious ones at that. There was no deep serious expression behind the song, but people read things into it. They made up incredible stories as to what the lyrics said and what the song meant. In some places, it was even banned from the radio. My idea about songs is that once you write them, you have very little say in their life afterward. It's a lot like having a baby. You conceive a song, deliver it, and then give it as good a start as you can. After that, it's on its own. People will take it any way they want to take it.
One of the greatest crimes ever committed in pop was when some fool let The Wurzels have the rights to that.
I was never a huge fan of country star Toby Keith. He was a bit too New-Nashville for me, shiny and macho, pick-up trucks, Jesus, the Star Spangled Banner etc. etc. For me, he didn't have the everyman wit of Brad Paisley, the outlaw spirit of Eric Church or even the songwriting chops of early Blake Shelton.
All that said, I was shocked to hear of his death from cancer at just 62. That's no age.
Here's a song of Toby's that I did like. It's a good one to remember him by...
Wednesday, 31 October 2018
My Top Ten Movie Murderer Songs
Last week's post on Infamous (real life) Murderers was really only a warm up for this, my Halloween special for 2018. I spent far too many Friday and Saturday nights when I was growing up watching gruesome horror movies about some very unpleasant bad guys. And despite what Mary Whitehouse said, it never did me any harm...
...or did it? Mwuh-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!
Here's ten songs dedicated to the bloodthirsty "heroes" of my youth...
10. Jon English - The Shining
Be afraid. Be very afraid. I'm not sure what's scarier... Jack Nicholson in The Shining, or Jon English in this.
Look at it bubblin' in the boiler at the Overlook Hotel
9. Bloodhound Gang - Take The Long Way Home
The greatest trick the devil ever played... was getting you to listen to a song by the Bloodhound Gang.
He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed
Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
Make it up as you go, Keyser Soze
8. Alice Cooper - He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask)
Credit to the producers of Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives... quite a coup getting Alice Cooper to put on the hockey mask.
7. The Ramones - Chainsaw
The Ramones were evidently fans of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and its gruesome killer Leatherface. Though he doesn't get mentioned by name here, he play a big part in the song. For an actual Leatherface namecheck, check out The Wonder Years - Suburbia.
The Ramones also had a song called Pinhead... long before this dude arrived on the scene.
6. Sammy Davis Jr. - Candyman
The movie came a long time after Sammy's song... but it's still pretty damned scary.
5. Landscape - My Name Is Norman Bates
They're weren't just about Einstein.
See also Blondie - Kidnapper... a very dark turn for Debbie.
And twitching eyes like Norman Bates
4. Manic Street Preachers - Patrick Bateman
Patrick Bateman wasn't all bad. He was a big fan of Huey Lewis & The News, for one thing.
By the way, if you've never seen it before, I seriously recommend watching Huey's response to that scene (along with Weird Al Yankovich). No, seriously. You owe it to yourself.
3. Sleeper - Nice Guy Eddie
One of many amoral psychos in the Reservoir Dogs community. Any excuse for a bit of Louise Wener.
2. Space & Catatonia - The Ballad of Tom Jones
No, I'm not suggesting that the Welsh Wonder is a serial killer on the side, but Cerys certainly accuses Tommy Scott of being a scary psycho...
Charlie Manson, Freddy Krueger
1. The Meteors - Michael Myers
Pure psychobilly from the early 80s, paying tribute to the daddy of all movie murderers... the one who famously wears a William Shatner mask... Michael Myers. Happy Halloween!
Now I'm just going down into the cellar. Don't worry, I'll be right back...





















