Now we've got that joke out of the way, here are ten songs for southerners...
10. His son's on the lash again.
This is Albert Hammond. His son is Albert Hammond Jr. He's in The Strokes.
Albert Hammond - It Never Rains In Southern California
9. Cold as ice.
8. Performed by a bargain basement magician.
7. Rude, tricky verbs.
Anagram!
Drive-By Trickers - The Southern Thing
6. Mia's devilish offspring.
Mia Farrow starred in Rosemary's Baby.
Rosemary's Children - Southern Fields
5. There's a messed up guy online.
"Guy online" is a messed up anagram of...
4. Formerly an influential film director.
He used to be an Auteur. Now he's just...
Luke Haines - English Southern Man
3. Use it to buy the office supplies.
Time to raid the Petty Cash.
Johnny Cash - Southern Accents
2. Bebop chops.
Classic!
1. Ringing tents in the narrow valley.
Ringing tents would have camp-bells. A narrow valley is a glen.
Glen Campbell - Southern Nights
More Snapshots - direct from the north of England - next Saturday.
Fiendish
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