Wednesday, 24 June 2026

One Track Summer #1: How To Keep Your Husband Happy

As we approach the summer holidays, I'm going to have less time than usual to blog. Partly because of summer fun, partly because I've got another writing project I want to get cracking with. I've spent the last few weeks getting ahead on Snapshots and Namesakes so they should take care of themselves... but in between, other regular features will probably be on hold.

I will be posting the final edition of the Cancel Culture Club soon though - so if anyone else has any thoughts on whether Dreadlock Holiday by 10CC needs cancelling, please let me know by the end of this weekend.

To help fill the gaps, there will be a series of short posts in which I play one song I've been listening to recently and tell you why I like it.

Let's start with this...


The Cosmopolitans were a New York new wave / burlesque dance band famous for their live shows featuring live shows featuring go-go dancing, baton routines and "buffoonish acts". There's not enough buffoonish acts in pop music these days. Their most popular single (above) offered some useful, if tongue-in-cheek, advice for young women everywhere.

They also enjoyed Wild Moose Parties...


OK, so that was two tracks. I've already broken this feature's only rule. Bodes well...

Tuesday, 23 June 2026

Namesakes #194: Heatwave


Is it me or is it getting hot in here?


THE HEATWAVES #1

We start today with the soulful sounds of the New York City Heatwaves from 1963, and a punishment worthy of Bart Simpson...

The Heatwaves - (Write It On The Blackboard) 99 Times


THE HEATWAVE #2

Next up, a Dutch psychedelic band from the late 60s. They don't sound particularly psychedelic to me.

The Heatwave - Said Before It Couldn't Happen To Me 


HEATWAVE #3

From 1970, this London based Heatwave sound like they're caught halfway between chirpy 60s pop and early glam stomp. Drummer Martin H. Samuel used to do a bit of fire-eating to liven up the set. They soon changed their name to Peter's World and then The Sensations.

Heatwave - Sister Simon (Funny Man)


HEATWAVE #4

The Welsh Heatwave of 1975, surfing in from the small seaside village of Pwll in Carmarthenshire. They were all teenagers when they recorded this emergency call...

Heatwave - 9-9-9


HEATWAVE #5

That's my favourite picture of the Anglo-American disco band Heatwave, because they all have matching knitwear. Nothing say rock 'n' roll more, etc. etc. However, I thought some of you might also get a little thrill from this picture...


Steady on, ladies, etc. etc. Spot the guy who really isn't comfortable being photographed with his shirt off. That would be me. But it's actually drummer Ernest "Bilbo" Berger, from Czechoslovakia. I doubt they got much sun over there.

Heatwave enjoyed a run of Top 20 hits at the height of the disco boom, most of them written by keyboard player Rod Temperton (second from the right) who went on to become even more successful as a songwriter for other people. He's the guy who wrote Off The Wall, Rock With You and Thriller (what do you mean, you thought Jacko wrote those songs? Yeah, me too.) as well as George Benson's Give Me The Night and Love X Love, and the huge Patti Austin / James Ingram hit Baby, Come to Me. After leaving Heatwave, he withdrew from the celebrity lifestyle and became known as "The Invisible Man" in music business circles. Presumably content to sit at home on a huge throne made out of £50 notes.

Heatwave - Boogie Nights


HEATWAVE #6

A Japanese Heatwave, active from 1985 through the turn of the century. This may well have been their debut single...

Heatwave - Hello, I'm Here


HEATWAVE #7

Italian "prog-folk" duo from 1999...

Heatwave - Cry


HEATWAVE #8

Canadian hip hop collective from 2011...

Heatwave - Just A Memory


HEATWAVE #9

Martin Reeves, discogs tells me, owned the Instant Vibes record shop in Worthing and the Happy Vibes record shop in Brighton. You might ask why he needed a discogs page if he just flogged records. Turns out he also made them too as "Heatwave"... 

DJ Quantum & Heatwave - Get Ill 

Stick with the day job, mate.


THE HEATWAVE #10

"Dancehall soundsystem and production outfit" who made regular appearances at the Notting Hill Carnival and the UK festival scene in the decade known, rather boringly, as the Tens. Here they are with special guest vocalist Tippa Irie - remember him?

The Heatwave - Tun Ova (feat. Tippa Irie)


HEATWAVE #11

German electronic dude, aka Markus Spillner, clearly influenced by Vangelis & Jan Hammer's 80s work on Blade Runner and Miami Vice. What goes around comes around. This is from 2016, not 2087.

Heatwave - 2087


HEATWAVES #12

Spanish pop-rock group from 2017 onwards. The Heatwaves get particularly hot in Spain, I imagine.

Heatwaves - My Baby Has Gone


HEATWAVES #13

On the other hand, I'm betting Norwegian Heatwaves are muchcooler. Looks like these guys even had to light a fire to keep warm.

Heatwaves - Kawako


HEATWAVE #14

"Regular, everyday normal guy" from Russia, and he's obviously rather enthralled with the 80s. This is from 2021.

Heatwave - Simple Story


HEATWAVE #15

Finally, a "groovy and melodic" hardcore band from Germany. Your definition of "groovy and melodic" may differ.

Heatwave - Tough Times


Other Heatwaves were available, but I spared you.

Which one gets you hot hot hot... and which just makes you hot under the collar?


Sunday, 21 June 2026

Snapshots #453: Haberdashery Songs


I wanted a picture of a famous dressmaker holding a camera today - but no luck with Vivienne Westwood or Coco Chanel... so here's a famous Taylor instead.

Songs you might find in a haberdashery shop. Unless you're in the US, where haberdashery doesn't mean sewing supplies and accessories, but means men's clothing instead. Apologies for any confusion.


15. Is rankle a verb? Not quite.

"Rankle a verb" was an anagram.

Lavern Baker - Whipper Snapper

14. Duane... had a strange hobby.

Duane Eddy. Arnold Layne had a strange hobby.

Eddy Arnold - Tennessee Stud

13. Leading Successor.

The lead singer in The Replacements...

Paul Westerberg - Man Without Ties

12. Don't be misled by a grateful nark.

"Grateful nark" was an anagram.

Art Garfunkel - Scissors Cut

11. Hyacinth Bucket and Frasier Crane.

The Snobs - Buckle Shoe Stomp

10. What's new in Mississippi, with Guys?

What's New, Pussycat. Pussycat also sand Mississippi. Guys & Dolls.

Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg - Buttons

Snoop Dogg not pictured because, well, he's Snoop Dogg.

9. By J.R.R. Tolkien, abbreviated.

Tolkien wrote The Silmarillion, which is where these guys got their name.

Marillion - Hooks In You

8. Do and die with Spielberg and Seagal.

Do+die and two Stevens.

Dodie Stevens - Pink Shoelaces

7. Area, region, borough.

The Districts - Velour & Velcro

6. Strabismic cat meets Sex Machine without brakes.

Clarence The Cross-eyed Lion meets Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine.

Clarence Carter - Patches 

...or you could have had...

Clarence Carter - Thread The Needle

5. A famous Stewart (minus 100) encounters Scott and Tara.

Patrick Stewart, minus a C and two Fitzgeralds.

Patrik Fitzgerald - Safety Pin Stuck In My Heart

4. French comedian... alternatively, Han Solo's old pal.

Dawn French... or Lando Calrissian.

Tony Orlando & Dawn - Tie a Yellow Ribbon

3. Parents and siblings, initially.

Mother, Father, Sister, Brother...

MFSB - The Zip

2. They refuse.

They are refuse.

Garbage - Felt

1. Known to use engines and frequent parties.

Search engines and search parties.

The Searchers - Needles And Pins

Snapshots returns next Saturday.


Saturday, 20 June 2026

Saturday Snapshots #453


I have seen the Light, brothers and sisters! I'm here to bring a New Order to your Saturday mornings! All Joy - no Division! Close your eyes and pretend you're lying on a beach in Monaco... etc. etc.

Alternatively, work out who the people below are, and how their songs might be connected.



15. Is rankle a verb? Not quite.

14. Duane... had a strange hobby.

13. Leading Successor.

12. Don't be misled by a grateful nark.

11. Hyacinth Bucket and Frasier Crane.

10. What's new in Mississippi, with Guys?

9. By J.R.R. Tolkien, abbreviated.

8. Do and die with Spielberg and Seagal.

7. Area, region, borough.

6. Strabismic cat meets Sex Machine without brakes.

5. A famous Stewart (minus 100) encounters Scott and Tara.

4. French comedian... alternatively, Han Solo's old pal.

3. Parents and siblings, initially.

2. They refuse.

1. Known to use engines and frequent parties.

Answers tomorrow morning!


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