Wednesday, 12 August 2026

One Track Summer #15: Breakfast On The Train


Sam and I visited Dudley a week or so ago. Our Premier Inn was evacuated on the penultimate day of our stay due to a brush fire on land behind the hotel. Fortunately, the fire brigade got the blaze under control and we were able to return to our room at night. 

Next week, the whole family is away in Pickering, one of our favourite holiday destinations, though I'm ensure whether we'll get to see the steam trains. Last time we visited, there were only diesel locomotives running due to the danger of sparks causing fires on the train line.

Considering the wildfire situation in Europe at the moment, missing the sound of the steam train firing up seems a small price to pay. Still, The Orange Idiot assures us that global warming is a "con job", so nothing to worry about there.

Former Go-Between Robert Forster's solo output is a continuing joy to me, even if some people get frustrated he won't revisit his old glories anymore...

My agent used to tell me 
You give people the shits
Why can't you be like everyone else? 
Play the hits!

That's a good question and it's a mystery to me
But I've come to see it positively as my destiny


That track is taken from last year's album Strawberries, an excellent collection of songs, my favourite of which is Breakfast On The Train, an 8 minute story song written during a train journey from London to Glasgow.

There was a family in the room next door
They were woken by the banging and the roar
They phoned Reception to complain
Reception said, "Over the volume of love we have no claim"



Tuesday, 11 August 2026

Namesakes #201: The GTOs


Naming your band after a car? That'll never catch on. 

Here are some bands named after the car above. Gee. Tee. Oh!


THE GTOs #1


More famously known as The Rocking Ramrods, this Boston beat group released one single in 1965 as The GTOs. And here it is... if only the Cancel Culture Club were still around!



THE GTOs #2


Originally known as Joey & The Continentals, this Cleveland, Ohio band were active throughout the 60s. Here they are in '66...



THE GTOs #3


Seven young women who started out as groupies but ended up with Frank Zappa producing their records in 1969. And for once, the GTO actually stands for something... Girls Together Outrageously!



THE GTOs #4

Although not credited on the label, discogs informs me that the Henry Moore* song below features Larry Johnson & The GTOs on backing duties. Worth a listen even if discogs are lying just to Payola this song into this blog.

(I'm presuming he's not the sculptor*.)




THE GTOs #5


Festive backing band for Hotpants Hank Carbo back in 1972... yes, I know you're listening to this in August, but it'll be here soon enough.



GTO #6


Italian "folk'n'roll band" formed in 1993. They're the ones who keep nicking the shopping trolleys.



GTO #7


Techo/rave act who first stepped foot outside their bedrooms in 1985, when they were known as Greater Than One. Changed their name to GTO in 1990 "because it was easier to spell".



GTO #8


Of a similar ilk, here's George T. O'Brian, with his mate Doug, in 1999...


GTO #9


Also in 1999, this Aussie rock band were featuring a GTO in their video, just to hammer the name across. They used to be called WTO... 

World Trade Organisation?



GTO #10


Dutch GTO with a curious link back to our third GTOs above. Firstly, the band apparently used the same initialism - Girls Together Outrageously. Secondly, they covered a track written by Zappa acolyte Steven Siro Vai.



G.T.O. #11

"G.T.O. are a 5 piece Alternative Rock band from Regional NSW bent on exploring sound and energy, heavy riffs, intertwined with swirling guitar ambience to create a progressive wall of sound inspired
by artists such as QOTSA, Karnivool and A Perfect Circle. "

So now you know.



THE GTOs #12


What if the Ramones had come from Spain in the 21st Century and been obsessed with 50s sci-fi comics?



Which ones are Greater Than Others? And which ones are Gobshites That Orate?

 

Monday, 10 August 2026

One Track Summer #14: Drink Problem

I haven't had a drink since the year 2000.

It's not good for me.

Did I have a drink problem before that? My liver thought so, because I have Gilbert's syndrome, which the AI Gods tell us "is a common, harmless inherited liver condition where the liver processes bilirubin more slowly than normal, leading to mild jaundice, fatigue, and occasional abdominal discomfort."

I would add that the fatigue I suffered, especially after drinking a little too much, was far worse than "mild", and lasted longer than any hangover you've ever had.

The Thin Yoghurts, on the other hand, clearly did have a drink problem back in 1980.

The A-side of today's song was this...

The Thin Yoghurts - Girl on the Bus

It's not bad. But the B-side is much better...




Sunday, 9 August 2026

Snapshots #460: Walking Songs


Nothing better on a Sunday morning than a nice walk...


15. Shooting stars.

The Meteors - Stampede

14. Extinct after a very big one from above.

A very big meteor killed all the Dinosaurs, even the Pterodactyls.

Terry Dactyl & The Dinosaurs - Seaside Shuffle

13. That's Pipers & Jelly... Talking.

Lemon Pipers, Lemon Jelly... and Talking Heads.

The Lemonheads - Rockin' Stroll 

12. Poetic, Gas, Parking.

Three different Meters.

The Meters - Keep On Marching

11. Rag told me not to come with my new bag for One.

Rag Mama Rag, Mama Told Me Not To Come. Papa's Got A Brand New Bad, Papa Was A Rolling Stone (#1).

Mamas & Papas - Trip, Stumble & Fall

10. Hermes, revised. 

Hermes was the Greek equivalent of Mercury, the Roman messenger of the Gods. 

Mercury Rev - Delta Sun Bottleneck Stomp

9. "God bless us, everyone!”

That's what Tiny Tim says in A Christmas Carol.

Tiny Tim - Tip Toe Thru' the Tulips With Me

8. Karen tricks her group.

"Karen tricks" was an anagram.

Nick Straker Band - A Walk In The Park

7. One of Captain America's fathers.

Captain America was created by Jack Kirby and...

Joe Simon - Step By Step

6. Eel found between Fourth and Barry.

E from Eels between #4 (see below) and Barry White.

Matthew E. White - Steady Pace

5. Her father found a Newlove... but carried on with the old one too.

Kirsty MacColl's mum was Jean Newlove. Her father, Ewan MacColl "was also in a relationship with folk singer, multi-instrumentalist and songwriter Peggy Seeger (a relationship that would continue until his death in 1989), and already had a son with Seeger."

Kirsty MacColl - Tread Lightly

4. Tonight... I'll be Gene...

Tonight, Matthew, I'll be Gene Wilder...

Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride

3. I'll direct you to a 1937 disaster.

I've Led you to think about the Hindenburg, a disastrous Zeppelin.

Led Zeppelin - Trampled Underfoot

2. Polo, Battle... and a Britpop DJ.

Polo Mint, Battle Royale... and Lauren.

Mint Royale & Lauren Laverne - Don't Falter

1. No stolen girls! Not here.


"No stolen girls" was an anagram.

Rolling Stones - Midnight Rambler


Walk back this way next Saturday for more Snapshots.

Saturday, 8 August 2026

Saturday Snapshots #460


Wow! It's Saturday morning, time to start Livin' On The Edge again. Hopefully today's clues won't make you Crazy or start you Cryin'... 

Who are these people and how might their songs be connected?

15. Shooting stars.

14. Extinct after a very big one from above.

13. That's Pipers & Jelly... Talking.

12. Poetic, Gas, Parking.

11. Rag told me not to come with my new bag for One.

10. Hermes, revised. 

9. "God bless us, everyone!”

8. Karen tricks her group.

7. One of Captain America's fathers.

6. Eel found between Fourth and Barry.

5. Her father found a Newlove... but carried on with the old one too.

4. Tonight... I'll be Gene...

3. I'll direct you to a 1937 disaster.

2. Polo, Battle... and a Britpop DJ.

1. No stolen girls! Not here.

Answers tomorrow morning. Until then - Dream On!


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