I wanted a picture of a famous dressmaker holding a camera today - but no luck with Vivienne Westwood or Coco Chanel... so here's a famous Taylor instead.
Songs you might find in a haberdashery shop. Unless you're in the US, where haberdashery doesn't mean sewing supplies and accessories, but means men's clothing instead. Apologies for any confusion.
I have seen the Light, brothers and sisters! I'm here to bring a New Order to your Saturday mornings! All Joy - no Division! Close your eyes and pretend you're lying on a beach in Monaco... etc. etc.
Alternatively, work out who the people below are, and how their songs might be connected.
15. Is rankle a verb? Not quite.
14. Duane... had a strange hobby.
13. Leading Successor.
12. Don't be misled by a grateful nark.
11. Hyacinth Bucket and Frasier Crane.
10. What's new in Mississippi, with Guys?
9. By J.R.R. Tolkien, abbreviated.
8. Do and die with Spielberg and Seagal.
7. Area, region, borough.
6. Strabismic cat meets Sex Machine without brakes.
5. A famous Stewart (minus 100) encounters Scott and Tara.
4. French comedian... alternatively, Han Solo's old pal.
There always has to be someone who spoils it before we even get there, eh?
Let's not bother. We'll stay in and embrace some clean water instead, for National Clean Your Aquarium Day. Any excuse to play something from these guys... ooh, wait - looks like they've got a new song out!
Here's another way to clean the air. Today is also the International Day for Countering Hate Speech so this seems pretty appropriate...
I figured there wouldn't be a shortage of songs that mentioned the world-famous, Bradford-born artist... and I wasn't wrong. There's even a song that beat Sting to the punch...
