Monday, 9 March 2026

The Enigma of CD87: Part 1


Thank you to everybody who chose a CD number for me to write about from the 174 I have created for our in-car entertainment since Sam was born. I will endeavour to look at each CD in turn, so we’ll start with Martin’s choice of CD87.

I’ve grown to enjoy this feature because it takes me back to the music blogging basics. And the randomness of it means I’ll write about things I might otherwise never get to comment on. I’ll try not to let the comments become too repetitive and find something interesting to say about all the songs that feature.

Let’s see how CD87 kicks off…


Track 1: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers – Here Comes My Girl

Tom Petty crops up on these CDs with surprising frequency… or perhaps not surprising when you consider his songwriting philosophy of “"Don't bore us - get to the chorus!" Tom’s back catalogue of catchy FM rock songs are perfect for driving because they easily hook into the minds of casual listeners. But there’s a depth to his songwriting too, something that a lot of his peers can’t quite equal.

Here Comes My Girl was from the third Heartbreakers album, 1979’s Damn The Torpedoes, the one that really broke them in the US. Unlike the two singles that preceded it (Don’t Do Me Like That & Refugee), it didn’t crack the Top 40, but I guess it still racked up a lot of airplay at the time and kept the album in the public consciousness.

I like the fact that Petty talks / shouts the verses, then sings the chorus. It feels a bit bluesy in that – though iffypedia suggests he stole the idea from either Blondie or the Shangri-Las.

I didn’t get into Tom Petty until he released his first Greatest Hits compilation in 1993. Since then, he’s rarely been far from my speakers.


Track 2: The Manic Street Preachers - Australia


It might seem hard to believe now, but there was a time when the Manic Street Preachers were the biggest band in Britain. It started in '96 with the Everything Must Go album, which delivered four Top Ten hits in 1996. Australia was the last of these, but the fact that it still got to #7 in December (after 3rd single Kevin Carter only got to #9) shows that they were pretty much unstoppable back then. 

Of course, Oasis would soon eclipse them, but the fact that the Manics returned in '98 and went straight to Number One with the least radio-friendly track on the follow up (If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next) showed they weren't about to be cowed by the Manc knuckle-draggers.

Were the Manics Britpop? They appeared on the same compilations, but always seemed one step removed. They didn't specialise in kitchen sink dramas or 60s throwbacks like most of the Britpop gang. Instead, they combined 6th form poetry with Guns 'n' Roses riffs... doesn't sound too appealing when you put it like that, does it? But they made it work. 

Apparently Australia was written shortly after the disappearance of Richey Edwards. The lyrics express Nicky Wire's desire to get as far away from the pain that came from that as he possibly could. As always, James Dean Bradfield took those words and made them transcendent. That's the power of a good frontman, and James is one of the best.


Track 3: Lloyd Cole - Perfect Skin


Here Comes My Girl was the 12th Tom Petty song to make it onto one of these compilations. Australia was the 8th song by the Manics. By contrast, Perfect Skin was only the third Lloyd Cole song to feature... this despite the fact that Lloyd is one of my absolute favourite artists. I'm not making these CDs for myself though, and I knew Lloyd was going to be a hard sell for an under 10. There's some out there who would accuse Lloyd of writing the same 6th Form poetry the Manics do... but Lloyd is getting consistent As in his Literature mocks, Nicky Wire is happy with the occasional B. In contrast though, Lloyd isn't all about the big singalong pop hooks that the Manics manage to effortlessly weave into their singles, so it's hard to find the tunes for an audience that isn't going to obsess over the lyrics like I will. 

Perfect Skin was the first Lloyd Cole single to make the charts, back in 1984. He never set those charts afire, never got close to the Top Ten, because he never really tried to write a pop song. He was always too cool to bother trying any of that. Those of us who love him, love him for that. And maybe despite that. A reviewer in Record Mirror at the time of Perfect Skin's release wrote, "If Lou Reed had ever sung the lyrics to a spaghetti western, this would have been exactly how he'd have done it." Lloyd, on the other hand, admitted to being obsessed by 'Subterranean Homesick Blues' at the time, and the wordplay clearly owes a sizable debt to Mr. Zimmerman...

I choose my friends only far too well
I'm up on the pavement
They're all down in the cellar
With their government grants and my IQ
They brought me down to size
Academia blues

More of CD87 soon.

Sunday, 8 March 2026

Snapshots #438: Euphemisms For... S-E-X... Songs



This is Chubby Checker. In 2013, he was forced to sue a leading IT company for promoting an app that used his name as a euphemism for measuring the size of one's manhood. The app was withdrawn.

Here are 15 songs that could well be euphemisms for nookie.


15. Danced for Patrick Hernandez.

Before she became famous, she was a backing singer and dancer for the French disco star.

Madonna - Hanky Panky

14. Scotland bar vandal gets his comeuppance.

"Scotland bar vandal" was an anagram.

Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight

If you've never seen the video before, I urge you to give it a click. These days, we're so used to seeing pop stars singing about sex... but these guys look so wholesome, surely they were waiting till they were married?

13. Dustbin Wagon Americano.

Dustin Wagons are made by Dennis. An Americano is a coffee.

Dennis Coffey - Congress Six

12. Slow horse is such a sweetie.

Have you watched Slow Horses yet? If not, you don't know what you're missing. Gary Oldman plays Jackson Lamb... and he's luscious!

Luscious Jackson - Deep Shag

That might be a song about carpets. I'm not sure.

11. That time Elton came back and stayed.

(Elton) John and Paul Young, who sang Come Back And Stay.

John Paul Young - I Wanna Do It With You

10. Droopy-nosed flock.

Flight of the Conchords - Business Time

9. Live with Mr. Las Vegas, on the loo.

Liv' is short for Olivia. Mr. Las Vegas was Wayne Newton. A loo is a John.

Olivia Newton-John - Physical

8. We're all lost inside Grampa's Telstar obsession. 

Grampa's Telstar obsession

The Pastels - Ride

7. Needs an A to boogie.

DNCE - Cake By The Ocean

That's what the young people are calling it these days, apparently.

6. Sounds like a video game, second prize on the Golden Shot.

The video game would be Sega. Second prize on the Golden Shot might be the Silver Bullet.

Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band - Night Moves 

Worth watching that video for an early appearance by Joey from Friends.

Or, a little less subtle...

Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band - The Horizontal Bop

5. Rebel Without A Chris.

James Dean was a Rebel Without A Cause. Chris Martin, without the Chris, would be...

Dean Martin - Wham! Bam! Thank You, Ma'am!

4. Nike, round the bend.

Nike Air, but curved.

Curved Air - Screw

3. Wayne.

Rooney - Jump In My Bed

2. Found washed up on Liberty Shores.

"Liberty Shores" was an anagram.

Isley Brothers - Between The Sheets

1. Henry, Wendy, Skip.


Henry James, Wendy James, Skip James.

James - Laid


Get your minds out of the gutter next Saturday morning for something far more wholesome.

Saturday, 7 March 2026

Saturday Snapshots #438


Dig, if you will, the pictures below in which pop stars strike curious poses... can you, my darlings, can you identify them... and work out how theirs songs are connected?


15. Danced for Patrick Hernandez.

14. Scotland bar vandal gets his comeuppance.

13. Dustbin Wagon Americano.

12. Slow horse is such a sweetie.

11. That time Elton came back and stayed.

10. Droopy-nosed flock.

9. Live with Mr. Las Vegas, on the loo.

8. We're all lost inside Grampa's Telstar obsession. 

7. Needs an A to boogie.

6. Sounds like a video game, second prize on the Golden Shot.

5. Rebel Without A Chris.

4. Nike, round the bend.

3. Wayne.

2. Found washed up on Liberty Shores.

1. Henry, Wendy, Skip.

How can you just leave me standing alone in a world that's so cold?

Answers tomorrow.


Friday, 6 March 2026

Fun Fact Friday #5: Women's History Month


March is Women's History Month... though it probably should be called Women's Herstory Month?


Here are a few questions from the quiz I did this week... you can google them if you want, but it'd be more upright and honest to guess if you don't know the answer...


1. Which was the first country in the world to grant women the right to vote in 1893?

A) Sweden
B) Austria
C) New Zealand


2. Which famous queen is recognised as the first woman golfer?

A) Mary, Queen of Scots
B) Queen Victoria
C) Queen Elizabeth I


3. What is Wonder Woman's real name?

A) Princess Diana of Themyscira
B) Princess Grace of Monaco
C) Princess Victoria of Ithaca


4. How did Annie Edson Taylor make history on October 24th, 1901?

A) She was the first person to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel and live to tell the tale.
B) She was the first person ever to take a selfie.
C) She was the first person ever to drink a Coca Cola. 


5. In 1958, Italian Maria Teresa de Filippis became the first woman to compete at world championship level in which sport?

A) Formula One
B) Darts
C) Wrestling


6. On December 1, 2022, Stéphanie Frappart became the first woman to ever…

A) Abseil down the Eiffel Tower.
B) Win the Grand National.
C) Referee a men’s World Cup match.


7. In the 1840s, Ada Lovelace became the world’s first…

 A) Deep Sea Diver
 B) Computer Programmer
 C) Hypnotherapist


8. Which Disney princess is the only one based on a real person? 

 A) Moana
 B) Pocahontas
 C) Mulan


9. Scientist Stephanie Kwolek was responsible for which life-saving invention?

A)  Seatbelts
B) Inflatable life jackets
C) Bulletproof vests


10. What is one of Adele’s most treasured possessions? 

A) A pair of sunglasses that once belonged to Princess Diana.
B) One of Marilyn Monroe’s false eyelashes.
C) A piece of gum that was once chewed by Celine Dion.



Thursday, 5 March 2026

Listening Post #47: We Want Dave


In January, 1973, Dave Hill from Slade bought a new house next door to Solihull Girls High School. When he moved in, he was interviewed by ATV reporters, who appear to have staged it so that a bunch of schoolgirls greeted Dave's arrival and later stood outside chanting until he came to sign autographs. It's a wonderful piece of TV, especially considering all the awful stuff we now know went on in the 70s. Dave appears wholesome and innocent, still quite young himself, and genuinely pleased to read his fan mail. 

The Gymkhana are a band made up of Jason Applin (formerly of 90s Top Ten Towers favourites Bennet), Patch Hannan from The Sundays and theaudience, and Matt Dyson... who may or may not have a past, but it's hard to decipher. The band also from time to time rope in a Who's Who of Second Division indie stalwarts to help out - including members of Art Brut, BMX Bandits, Embrace, Gong, Lotus Eaters, Mediaeval Baebes, Midlake, Miranda Sex Garden, Slowdive and Teenage Fanclub... I'm not sure which of those make an appearance on today's tune. Maybe none of them. Anyway, it's a tribute to that classic Dave Hill interview, and it reminds me a lot of the kind of thing Luke Haines used to get up to.

I love the song, but I hate the AI-made video that accompanies it, so I'm going to link to bandcamp today rather than youtube. 


  
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