Wednesday, 29 July 2026
One Track Summer #9: Encyclopedi-ite
Tuesday, 28 July 2026
Namesakes #199: Holy Mackerel!
The phrase "Holy Mackerel!" didn't originate on the Batman TV show. Apparently it dates back much further, to the Black American radio comedy of the 1920s, Amos & Andy. Holy Guacamole, on the other hand, definitely came from Robin. Unfortunately, I couldn't find any bands called Holy Guacamole... so if you're looking for a name nobody's used...
Holy Mackerel, on the other hand... well, you wouldn't be the first.
THE HOLY MACKEREL #1
We start our fishy journey in LA in the year 1968, when songwriter Paul Williams failed the audition to become one of The Monkees. In retaliation, he formed The Holy Mackerel... though things didn't quite go to plan and the band's first three singles failed to make any ripples across the pond. By the time their debut album was released, the group were no more, though Williams went on to write hits for Three Dog Night and The Carpenters (including We've Only Just Begun).
The Holy Mackerel - Wildflowers
HOLY MACKEREL #2
A couple of years later, a British Holy Mackerel surfaced in Kent. To quote a blog post about this band from 2012, "In the early 1970s music was more polarized between quality and complete lack thereof than any time in the previous decade since the psychedelic era and the beat boom." The writer then goes on to slag off The Night Chicago Died by Paper Lace, so phooey to him.
I'll let George decide whether these guys represent quality or a complete lack thereof, but I quite like the tune below, which I first heard on Natasha Raskin-Sharp's old BBC Radio Scotland show before they kicked her off for playing records nobody'd ever heard of. Bastards.
Holy Mackerel - Going To The Country
THE HOLY MACKEREL #3
And then, in 1996... along comes Les Claypool, lead singer and bass player with offbeat American rock band Primus. Fancying something a little bit different on his day off, he formed his own Holy Mackerel... and even wrote an eponymous theme song...
Les Claypool & The Holy Mackerel - Holy Mackerel
THE HOLY MACKEREL #4
HOLY MACKEREL #5
And if we allowed that, we should surely find it in our hearts to give these San Francisco dudes from 2018 a little love...
Johnny & The Holy Mackerels - Pink Tomfoolery
HOLY MACKEREL #6
And finally, pray be seated for a German Holy Mackerel from 2020...
Which is your Holy Mackerel... and which is just Guacamole?
Monday, 27 July 2026
One Track Summer #8: Heavy Foot
Sunday, 26 July 2026
Snapshots #458: Songs From Hell
Hopefully none of you are going to Hell any time soon, but if you are... at least they'll have a decent playlist...
15. S/laughter.
The Killing Joke - Pandemonium
14. Cher airs her grievances.
"Cher airs" was an anagram.
Chris Rea - The Road To Hell (Part 2)
13. Hyper, cuff and chain... make him wary (almost).
Hyperlink, cufflink, chainlink. Wary becomes Wray.
12. Ginger was not a Northerner.
Geri Halliwell was Ginger Spice
Jeri Southern - Fire Down Below
11. They just keep coming around.
10. Have you misplaced the camera, Mike?
"Camera, Mike" was an anagram.
Maria McKee - This Property Is Condemned
9. Be good in St. Julian's country.
Johnny B. Goode meets goes to Cope-Land.
Johnny Copeland - Sufferin' City
8. Strange faces.
Steve Strange's faces...
7. Not Fats Domino.
I think I might have used this clue in reverse at some point...
6. Royalty................................................................................ and me with a capital, in the Middle East.
Prince is Far from I (the pronoun with a capital letter).
Prince Far I and the Arabs - Out Of The Abyss
5. No longer on the sidewalk.
He used to be in Pavement, now he's just...
Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks - Houston Hades
4. Did they have Reds under their Beds?
3. Politicians on the funicular.
A funicular is a type of tram, with added MPs.
2. What a bunch of cows!
The Herd - From The Underworld
1. Ben's gal is confused, obviously.
"Ben's gal" was an anagram.
The Bangles - Eternal Flame
Saturday, 25 July 2026
Saturday Snapshots #458
I would do anything for Saturday Snapshots, but I won't do... that.
Here are some people to identify. Who are they and what connects their songs?
15. S/laughter.
14. Cher airs her grievances.
13. Hyper, cuff and chain... make him wary (almost).
12. Ginger was not a Northerner.
11. They just keep coming around.
10. Have you misplaced the camera, Mike?
9. Be good in St. Julian's country.
8. Strange faces.
7. Not Fats Domino.
6. Royalty............................................................... and me with a capital, in the Middle East.
5. No longer on the sidewalk.
4. Did they have Reds under their Beds?
3. Politicians on the funicular.
2. What a bunch of cows!
1. Ben's gal is confused, obviously.
If you didn't get them all, remember: Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.
Answers tomorrow.

























