Thursday, 21 May 2026

The Curious Case of CD32: Part #4

More of the songs I decided my son Sam needed to know to help him succeed in life...


Track 13: It's Immaterial - Driving Away From Home

I like a good talky song. Sam's Mum, on the other hand, isn't a fan. She will regularly complain that Neil Tennant talks in too many Pet Shop Boys songs, rather than actually singing, and whenever this particular track pops up on the car stereo, her response has generally been, "It's just some bloke wittering on about driving up the motorway". To which I would reply, if I ever dared disagree with her, "Yes, it is - and that's why it's a work of genius!"

I'll tell you what
Why don't we cross the city limit
And head up north
Through Manchester
I mean all you've got to do is put your foot hard down to the floor
And we can call on people I know in Newcastle
And maybe even Glasgow
There's a lot of nice places to see up there
Without a care in the world

I love this song, even if I don't really gel with the sentiment. I mean, it's about the freedom of the open road, and that may have been all very well in 1986 (three years before I passed my test) but I don't find anything pleasurable in being behind the wheel these days. Funnily enough, Sam asked me the other day, "do you enjoy driving?" and my response was NO - I like it as an idea, but unfortunately the roads are full of idiots who want to kill you. 

All you gotta do is put your foot hard down to the floor
And we'll go through the lights
Across the junction
Through the council estates
Past the detached houses and the semi-detached
Past the high rise
And out onto the country lanes
Maybe even hit a motorway
There's nothing to stop us
I mean after all
We haven't got a care in the world...

...other than staying alive and not letting that arsehole in the Audi run you off the road because it'll mean he might reach his destination ten seconds sooner.*

(*Lyrics cut from the original recording.)

I fell down a bit of a rabbit-hole reading up on It's Immaterial. I kind of knew about the two main guys, Jarvis Whitehead and John Campbell, and their slow rise to success - starting in 1980 with the superb debut single Young Man (Seeks Interesting Job). What I didn't know was that Henry Priestman was also a member at one point, before he went on to join The Christians, and then release a couple of excellent solo records that I think I recall Martin recommending sometime in the dim and distant past. I also didn't know that ItsI finally finished their third album, 30 years after they started it, in 2020. Clearly, as with Timbuk 3, further investigation is required. And just like on the Timbuk 3 song that kicked off this compilation, It's Immaterial's biggest hit benefits greatly from the addition of a harmonica. See, Louise - it's not just a bloke talking! 

Driving Away From Home currently has 99,000 views on the tube of you. Let's see if we can get it closer to 100K.



Track 14: REM - Get Up

I figured REM would be one of the bands most regularly featured on these compilations, and a quick tally reveals they are in joint fifth position with two other acts that won't surprise long-time readers of this blog but would horrify the cognoscenti.

I'm on safer ground with REM, though you do have to be careful with the hardcore REMmies who sneer disdainfully at anyone who discovered the band after their IRS days. Green, which this track comes from, was their mainstream WEA debut, and as such will be seen by a small group of extremists as the beginning of the end. Or maybe just the end, full stop. I myself would offer Green up as a contender for Best REM Album, probably as a vote-splitter with its follow-up, Out Of Time. Automatic For The People is too obvious - see, I can be a snob too!

Get Up is the sixth REM song to feature on these compilations - for the record, the first was Stand (from the same album) back on the very first Sam CD I created. Some of the bigger hits followed, but I'm intrigued by why I included this one before either Orange Crush or Pop Song 89. I guess it's got a very simple repeated chorus which I figured would hook in a youngster's head. Apparently, Michael Stipe directed the lyrics at Mike Mills who would often sleep late during the recording sessions. 



Track 15: Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancin'

When the Scissor Scissors broke onto the scene in 2003, I was very interested. Laura sounded like a classic 70s pop song, yet it had that contemporary edge which separated it from the retro-acts. The band followed this with their bizarre cover of Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb which... whisper this... I preferred to the original. Then came Take Your Mama and Mary, proper pop songs in an era of Auto-Tune and Landfill Indie. I had high hopes for this band...

Ta Dah! That was their name of their second album, and it started very well for them - with this song, a worldwide Number One. (Well, worldwide if you exclude their home country of the USA, who never really took to them - too much irony in their act? Or could it be homophobia? The band did well in the US dance charts, but never crossed over to the mainstream.)

After that... I'm not sure what happened. Other hits followed, but maybe they were trying too hard to court the pop stations and they lost that early edge. Whatever, my attention wandered. 

I was about to close by saying this was the best Bee Gees song the Bee Gees didn't write in the 21st Century. Turns out Jake Shears and Babydaddy did have a co-writer on this tune though... one Reginald Kenneth Dwight, formerly of this manor. Well, you learn something new every day.



Track 16: Shed Seven - Disco Down

Ah, speaking of "Landfill Indie". No, I won't have that said about Shed Seven - besides, they were around in the Britpop days, the LF label can only really be applied to humourless post-Millennial indie dirges. Actually, Shed Seven started way back in 1990, and this was their final Top 20 hit, from the year before the Y2K bug devastated the world. And look, it's fun! It's got a disco beat and the kind of lyrics the Scissor Sisters would be lauded for five years later. 

Shed Seven are pretty high on my list of Britpop bands that should have been bigger than Oasis. Bear in mind that list also includes Strangelove, Geneva, Marion and even Menswear. It's hard to think of a Britpop act that doesn't deserve that accolade... in my humble opinion.



Wednesday, 20 May 2026

Guest Post Tuesday on Wednesday

I wasn't here yesterday.

OK, clearly I was here, because I ran a Namesakes which aggravated George even more than usual because the best band weren't an exact, precise, 100% namesake. Bloody Maths teachers and their pedantry.

But as well as being here, I was also guesting over at the esteemed No Badger Required blog, talking about a band I like that nobody else really likes.

I definitely won the prize for most out-of-place blogpost this month.

Still, if you want to read why I love the guys at the top of the page as much as I do... go read the post



Tuesday, 19 May 2026

Namesakes #189: The Uglies


Look out, Namesakers - this week, things are going to get really Ugly.


THE UGLIES #1

We start today with a version of the band name designed to make every English teacher’s skin crawl – clearly, these guys missed a lot of SPaG lessons while they were mucking around with their guitars back in 1963. (Note that the apostrophe is missing from the band pic above – I’m guessing the designer knew better… but it’s on all their record sleeves.) These Ugly’s (sic) featured Steve Gibbons, who would go on to form Balls and The Idle Race (Jeff Lynne’s first band) before launching The Steve Gibbons band in 1972.


THE UGLIES #2

These Uglies emerged from Detroit in 1963, and managed to keep things ugly through to the early 70s, during which time they worked with Bobby Vee, opened for The Who, and released a song all about the world's greatest superhero (no surprises which tune I chose today then). They got back together in 2005 because such things are inevitable.

No, we won't be disqualifying them because of the adjective - I know, unbelievable, right?


THE UGLIES #3

From Florida, a few years later, this band started out as The Uglies but when they heard that name was already taken, they graciously changed it to U.S. Male. I love how someone appears to have gone over all their singles with Dymo Tape to update the band name. I couldn’t find the song advertised above – and I had to take extra care when typing the title into my search engine – but I did discover that these Uglies were also the uncredited backing band on the single below, a posthumous tribute to a fellow high school student. 



New England Psychobilly band formed in 1990. They had a single called Peggy Suicide, which I’m guessing had nothing to do with the Julian Cope record. This was a four track 7”, and the only song I can find online is track 4…

The Uglies – Hot Rod Girl


THE UGLIES #5


Chicago Uglies from 2008 who describe themselves on bandcamp as “Your Mom’s favourite band”. If your Mom likes 90's Green Day, I guess.



THE UGLIES #6

From Chicago, circa 2011, “Music to count your freckles to” – not entirely unlistenable.

The Uglies – Don’t Go There 


THE UGLIES #7


About a decade ago in Winnipeg, Canada, this pop punk band first exposed their ugly faces to the world. 



THE UGLIES #8

Ugly Australians with a logo that might interest AC/DC's lawyers. Active from 2017, possibly still in the go – it appears from the camp of bands that they’ve set up their own ugly record label.

The Uglies – Life Is Boring

 

THE UGLIES #9

And finally today, the “debut single from south London five piece, who formed in 2019 with a shared love of Ennio Morricone and unfavourable looks.” That blurb is taken from discogs, who also filed this offering under “Psychedelic Rock”. I’ll let George be the judge of that…

The Uglies – Big And Ugly


Were they good, bad... or Ugly? You tell me.


Monday, 18 May 2026

Positive Songs For Negative Times #90: Don’t Even Have To Say His Name


Mike Scott is on something of a late-career renaissance at the moment. Following on from his superb tribute to Denis Hopper last year, The Waterboys have just dropped this instant sing-along classic... although this one's about someone else, and it's a lot less complimentary.

Who assembled this enterprise
To deny the evidence of our eyes?
Who presided over this offense
Against decency and common sense ?
Whose dedication, whose labour
Turned neighbour against neighbour? 
Who indeed should we blame?
I don't even have to say his name*

Who put the dogwhistle back in style?
Who makes every white supremacist smile?
Who put violence in peoples' heads?
The spider at the heart of the web 
Who granted Ice immunity
To murder with impunity?
Who indeed should we blame?
I don't even have to say his name*

Two trains are rolling across America tonight
I can hear their wheels, I can see their lights
Well I don't know, but maybe you hear them too
One leads to Auschwitz, one leads to the new

Who took democracy and its sacred vote 
And wrapped a noose around its throat?
Which insurrectionist and bogus King 
Buried the White House under bling?
Who threatens like other people breathe?
Insults women every day on TV?
Who turned this country we hold dear
Into a land of fear?
Who indeed should we blame?
I don't even have to
I don't even have to say
I don't even have to say his name*

(*That line has a couple of extra words added when Mike sings it.)



Sunday, 17 May 2026

Snapshots #448: Songs About Rooms

Let's stroll around the house and find a different band in each room...


15. Sounds like Jonathan, running down the road with one member of a D.C. band.

The roadrunning Jonathan sounds like Richman, the band was Fontaines D.C.

Richmond Fontaine - Hallway

14. Told by a lavender clock.

The Lilac Time - The Nursery Walls

13. Calm A Partridge by taking nothing from his surname. 

Calm A Partridge... Alan Partridge is played by Steve Coogan. Take an O from Coogan and...

Alma Cogan - Last Night On The Back Porch

12. Lottery, grid, curriculum.

The National - Guest Room

11. Regularly used by Robson, Jerome and Sam.

Robson & Jerome played firemen in London's Burning. Add them to Fireman Sam, and they all need..

The Fire Engines - Lubricate Your Living Room

10. Never stop looking for... Huey.

Never stop looking for Linda, sand Hue and Cry. Not Huey Lewis.

Linda Lewis - Funky Kitchen

9. Made Stacy jump.

Stacy Lattisaw jumped to the beat.

The Beat - Mirror In The Bathroom

8. Found messed up in a crapulent YMCA.

"Crapulent YMCA" was an anagram.

Paul McCartney - Front Parlour

7. Daley Thompson.


Athlete - In The Library

6. Thank God that's all over!

The Grateful Dead - Attics Of My Life

5. She's A Star in her playhouse.

James sang She's A Star in their Wendy House.

Wendy James - Basement Kiss

4. Steve Rogers no longer wants to be associated with America.

Steve Rogers is Captain... Sensible.

Captain Sensible - The 4 Marys Go Go Dance All Night at the Groovy Cellar

3. Mini Minnie.

That's a modest-sized mouse.

Modest Mouse - Lounge

2. Frank's wife has the best possible taste.

Hmm, Betty, the doggy did a whoopsie on Kenny.

Betty Everett - Bedroom Eyes

1. You great puddings!


The Sweet - Ballroom Blitz


Hopefully you'll have room for more of these next week...


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