Sunday, 22 March 2026

Snapshots #440 - Songs About Cars


This is the actress Zoe Saldana from Star Trek and Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy movies. She's hear because of the Renault Zoe. Yesterday, Pablo represented the Citroën. Just be glad I couldn't find any songs (or people) called Duster. 


15. Gender equality, favoured by Leatherface.

Leatherface was a dab hand with a chainsaw.

ManWomanChainsaw - Ode To Clio

The Renault Clio.

14. Police, NHS, schools... TV & radio.

Public Service Broadcasting - Spitfire

The Triumph Spitfire

13. Inside Jacob East, i.e. floating devices.

Inside Jacob East, i.e. floating devices. (Buoys.)

Beastie Boys - The Maestro

Austin Maestro. With a VW badge hanging off it.

12. Are you ready? Are you ready?

Open lyrics to Caravan of Love.

Caravan - Golf Girl

VW Golf.

11. Spanish footballer and Argentinian tennis player.

Rodrigo Y Gabriela - Orion

Ford Orion.

10. Innocenti transport.

Innocenti made Lambrettas.

The Lambrettas - Cortina Mk2

Ford Cortina, Mark 2.

9. Jesse, I could've told you, it's a day later in Scotland.

Jesse James; I could've told you, Vincent; Mc..Morrow.

James Vincent McMorrow - Cavalier

Vauxhall Cavalier.

8. Arrives with the cheapo guests.

Cheapo guests.

The Pogues - Fiesta

Ford Fiesta.

7. A pretender, but not so great.

"A pretender" was an anagram... for someone who's making his first, and hopefully last, appearance on this blog...

Peter Andre - Defender

Land Rover Defender.

6. Her mother takes her phone calls.

Sylvia's Mother, of course.

Sylvia - Y Viva Espana

Vauxhall Viva.

5. Sounds like Sinatra's Memory-maker.

Frank / Elaine (Paige)?

Frankie Laine - Granada

Ford Granada - the car my dad use to drive.

4. Irving.

Berlin - The Metro

Mini Metro.

3. Grey-haired Welsh bloke makes a racket with compressed carbon.

Lloyd means "grey haired" in Welsh. Compressed carbon is coal. 

Lloyd Cole & The Commotions - 2CV

Citroën 2CV (although the way Lloyd pronounces it, it sounds like "dirt shovel" to me).

2. A newt's key will unlock the answer.

"A newt's key" was an anagram.

Kanye West - Diamonds From Sierra Leone

Ford Sierra - the car my dad drove when he got rid of his Granada.

It's worth pointing out that Kanye complains he couldn't even afford a Ford Escort in that song. Which gives me an excuse to squeeze this in...

Half Man Half Biscuit - Slipping the Escort

1. Obscure band.

Blur - Beetlebum


Drive yourself back here next Saturday for more of the same old cobblers...


Saturday, 21 March 2026

Saturday Snapshots #440

Whether you're an Old Guitarist or a Weeping Woman, there'll be something for you in this week's Snapshots. Hopefully you won't succumb to a Blue Period, and you'll be able to identify enough of the artists below to work out what links their songs...


15. Gender equality, favoured by Leatherface.

14. Police, NHS, schools... TV & radio.

13. Inside Jacob East, i.e. floating devices.

12. Are you ready? Are you ready?

11. Spanish footballer and Argentinian tennis player.

10. Innocenti transport.

9. Jesse, I could've told you, it's a day later in Scotland.

8. Arrives with the cheapo guests.

7. A pretender, but not so great.

6. Her mother takes her phone calls.

5. Sounds like Sinatra's Memory-maker.

4. Irving.

3. Grey-haired Welsh bloke makes a racket with compressed carbon.

2. A newt's key will unlock the answer.

1. Obscure band.

Answers tomorrow morning!


Friday, 20 March 2026

Fun Fact Friday #6: If I Had Words...


Here's another Friday brainteaser / time-waster for you, based on a quiz I compiled at work. It's about words from other languages... words we don't have a direct translation for in English, but we really ought to get one. Because each of these is an excellent word, and would be very useful.


What do these words mean in English?


Let's start with one that I'm sure Walter will be familiar with...

1. What does the German word “Backpfeifengesicht” mean in English?

A) A face badly in need of a fist.
B) Looking backwards while walking forwards.
C) Snow that falls after Easter Sunday.

2. What does the Italian word “Slampadato” mean in English?

A) The orangey bronze glow that comes from being addicted to tanning salons.
B) The sound that’s made when you drop a sack of potatoes.
C) A car crash where nobody will accept responsibility.


3. What does the French phrase “Chanter en yaourt” mean in English?

A) Ordering yoghurt in a restaurant when it isn’t on the menu.
B) Racing to be first into a concert or gig, to get the best seat or place to stand.
C) Singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song.


4. What does the Indonesian Word “Jayus” mean in English?

A) How you feel when the alarm goes off and you’ve been awake all night.
B) The happy feeling you get when you hear birds singing. 
C) A joke that is so unfunny or told so badly you just have to laugh.


5. What does the Japanese phrase “Age-otori” mean in English?

A) Looking worse after a haircut.
B) Feeling really old when you enter a nightclub.
C) Missing the last bus and having to walk home in the rain. 


6. What does the Finnish word “Hyppytyynytyydytys” mean in English?

A) Sleeping all through Sunday after a hectic Saturday night.
B) The pleasure derived from sitting or bouncing on a springy cushion.
C) Sneezing three times in a row.


7. What does the Hawaiian word “Akihi” mean in English?

A) When you wake up in the morning and you’re not sure where you are.
B) When you go to another room, then can’t remember what you went there for.
C) When you ask someone for directions, walk away, then immediately forget what they said. 


8. What does the Easter Island word “Tingo” mean in English?

A) The feeling you get when you suck on a lemon.
B) Borrowing items from a neighbour and not returning them, gradually stealing everything they own.
C) The smell that comes from someone who has fallen into a dung heap.


9. What does the Tagalog word “Gigil” mean in English? (Tagalog is the national language of the Philippines.)

A) The feeling you get when you see something unbearably cute and want to squeeze it.
B) The feeling you get when you’ve climbed a huge mountain and immediately want to go back down.
C) The feeling you get when you want to do something quickly, but everything is going SLOW.


10. What does the Tulu word “Karelu” mean in English? (Tulu is one of 19,500 languages or dialects spoken in India.)

A) An insect whose bite is only cured by music.
B) A game in which you cover your eyes and have to guess who’s hit you.
C) The mark left on your skin from wearing something tight, such as jeans, socks, or a watch.



Thursday, 19 March 2026

Wednesday, 18 March 2026

Modern Life Is Rubbish #5: Chief Brody On The Beach


Ben sent me the above cartoon from The Grauniad shortly after last week's post about the AI Armageddon. It says a lot about the dangers of online rabbit holes and the propensity in human nature to allow ourselves to be willingly sucked down them.


I've been reading a lot more books lately. When Sam was younger and I was still working in The Bad Place, my reading-for-pleasure had significantly reduced, to the point where I was only managing a page or two a night (if that) and averaging under ten books completed in a year. I've got a much healthier reading regime going at the moment, at least two a month, more if they're shorter. I've taken to listing my latest reads on Goodreads... but then I find myself needing to add a review... and well, it's a slippery slope, isn't it?  


You may recall that last week's anti-AI rant was spurred by a training session at work... one in which I felt rather like Chief Brody on the beach in Jaws, telling people to get out of the water on July 4th, while everyone told me it was fine and I should come in for a swim. Afterwards, we were given the task of going away and experimenting with AI to see how it could help us at work. That evening, I also received the traditional training feedback survey. So I asked AI to "write a response to this question: "What did you find most useful?" based on a presentation about the use of AI in education". As a result, I was able to submit the following reply...

What I found most useful was the clear explanation of how AI can genuinely enhance learning rather than replace it. The presentation highlighted practical examples—like personalised learning pathways, instant feedback tools, and automated administrative tasks—that showed how AI can save time for educators while giving students more tailored support.

I also found it especially valuable to see real classroom applications rather than just theoretical ideas. Understanding how AI can help differentiate instruction, identify learning gaps early, and support students with varying needs made the potential impact much more concrete.

Overall, the session made the benefits of AI in education feel both accessible and realistic, and it gave me a clearer picture of how these tools can be responsibly and effectively integrated into everyday teaching.

I admitted that the response was AI-generated, and hoped I'd made my point. There's a huge Great White Shark out there and I'd rather not be floating around on a lilo, thank you very much.


Khayem also replied to last week's post about the threat of Artificial Intelligence changing our lives forever.

...the rate that it’s sweeping through my workplace as a default tool is scary. I can see the attraction: regularly working overtime (unpaid) with an impossibly long to do list, AI prepping a document or report for you in seconds gives you back an hour or so to stress about the other stuff you haven’t done.

I’ve not gone done that route, but I also know that some tasks do take longer than they should because I’m tired/over loaded. However, I like my brain and I want to keep exercising it.

Having just done a round of recruitment for a fairly senior position, it was depressing at the shortlisting stage to see how many personal statements were clearly AI generated.


I admire your fortitude in standing up for the Resistance, K. The recruitment thing is telling though - I've also heard that AI is regularly being used to sift through and shortlist applications in many jobs, so even if you do go to the effort of sculpting your own CV, chances are it might be rejected by the machine for not sounding enough like a machine. According to a recent feature on BBC News...

...AI screening looks for certain keywords in an applicant's CV. As a result, the bigger picture, which might reveal whether the applicant is actually a good fit is lost.

Surely if you want to give somebody a job, you want to meet them and talk to them first? In my current role, I know for a fact that when I reached the interview stage, I was up against people with far better qualifications on paper... but in the interview itself, I was able to come out on top. Now though (according to that same article on the Beeb), some companies are even using AI for telephone and online interviews... with only a select few making it through to sitting in front of an actual human being. 


We might not be able to blame employers for this though, since a tough job market and artificial assistance have increased the number of applications many jobs receive, tenfold.

There are bots that can apply to 1,000 jobs on your behalf while you sleep, tailoring your CV for each of them. This means that the fewer jobs that are on the market are getting more applicants than ever, not just because there are more candidates, but because these candidates are applying to more roles than ever.

This just creates a really dire state where the only way that recruiters and companies can possibly sift through these is by using AI to filter them, so a lot of people are just getting automatically rejected or ghosted from roles. That is less to do with their actual skills, because no human has seen their CV.

Where does this all end? I figured I might ask our AI Overlords...


How can I stop AI rejecting my job application? 

It can feel like you’re shouting into a void when an algorithm is the one "reading" your life’s work. In 2026, AI screening has moved beyond simple word matching; it now looks for context, depth, and human authenticity. If you feel like you're being "rejected by the bot," it's likely due to one of three things: formatting that confuses the scanner, a lack of specific "signal" words, or—ironically—sounding too much like an AI yourself.

So will AI start rejecting AI-written applications in favour of ones written by actual human beings? Maybe... if you use the correct "signal" words. Whatever they might be.


Ironically, this tallies with something another teacher told me last week about the latest bout of AI-written essays being handed in to schools across the country. After getting the AI to do their homework for them, the smarter students then add one further level of modification...

Rewrite that - and make it sound less like AI.

God help us all. 



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