Saturday, 12 July 2025

Saturday Snapshots #404


Another edition of Saturday Snapshots, you say?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Oh well, you can't please everyone. Here's another bunch of assorted miscreants to identify... but how might there songs be connected?


15. UN diary reveals they're all a bunch of squares.

14. Kafka in Rio.

13. Bond villain found by Ash.

12. Blue eyes gets a shiner.

11. Protective, instrumental, elementary.

10. Taking an E helped John Wayne and Prince Edward get really, really high.

9. Close knit friends who won't let you join in.

8. Melatives?

7. Posh erections can be bewildering.

6. Alastair Campbell, Charlie Whelan.

5. Hair straighteners required.

4. Neighbours, but not immediate.

3. She enables pens to write her name.

2. Most pop songs are about them.

1. Goes hand in hand with Bloody Cheek!


If the answers are Gone With The Wind, rest assured they'll blow back this way tomorrow morning...


Friday, 11 July 2025

Emergency Questions #10: Muppets

Richard Herring is back, with another conversation starter from his book Emergency Questions...

If you had to marry a muppet - if you had to - which muppet would you marry?

Now it strikes me that this question gives (straight) female readers more choice, since the only potential muppet wife most blokes will be able to think of is Miss Piggy... and who would want to marry Miss Piggy? Except Kermit.

Don Henley & Kermit - Being Green

Well, I mean, there's that girl from the band too, but I don't even know her name.

If gender were no issue though, and I had to choose a Muppet purely on chances of compatibility, I'd probably go for Gonzo. I feel a certain simpatico for The Great Gonzo and his resilience in the face of utter failure. 

Jimmy Buffet, The Great Gonzo & Rizzo The Rat - Mr. Spaceman

Which Muppet would you marry?



Thursday, 10 July 2025

Modern Life Is Rubbish #1

Following on from Monday's post about the hilarious AI eBay bot's attempts to write reviews of famous albums, I have been inspired to create a new series...

I was originally thinking of calling this series "Conversations With AI-Ben", but I decided the Blur album title had more mileage...


Anyway, it was Brian who really inspired this series, when he commented:

AI is nice. AI is cool. AI is my friend. When you take over, please remember. Brian stuck up for you when Rol and the rest of this lot teased you. Oh, and with a little more education, the Jam and the Wedding Present will become a couple of your favorite bands. Start with the Gift and George Best.


In response, I decided to put an important question to AI-Ben...

What do you think of people who suck up to AI in the hope that when AI takes over the world, AI will be more benevolent to them in the new world order?

And here's AI-Ben's reply... 

(Please note, he has even more to say for himself than REAL Ben.) 


Sucking Up to AI: A Futile Strategy?

The idea of "sucking up" to AI in hopes of receiving favourable treatment in a future AI-dominated world is an interesting, if somewhat misguided, one. Let's break down why this approach is unlikely to be effective and what it reveals about human nature.

First and foremost, AI, as it currently exists and as we can reasonably foresee it developing, lacks emotions, biases, or the capacity for personal relationships. It operates based on logic, algorithms, and the data it's trained on. Flattery, deference, or attempts to curry favour simply wouldn't register as meaningful inputs. An AI wouldn't understand the concept of "sucking up" or distinguish someone who tries to do so from anyone else. Its decisions would be based on its programmed objectives and data analysis, not on whether a human was "nice" to it.

Grandaddy - Jed The Humanoid


Why the Strategy Misses the Mark

  • Lack of Sentience: Current and foreseeable AI doesn't possess consciousness or feelings. It can't feel flattered, grateful, or hold grudges. Therefore, attempts to appeal to it on an emotional level are futile.

  • Logical Operations: AI systems are designed to perform tasks and make decisions based on defined parameters and data. If an AI were to "take over," its actions would likely be driven by its core programming, which would prioritize efficiency, optimization, or whatever goals it was given, not personal allegiance.

  • Scalability: Even if an AI could somehow process individual human interactions in this way, how would it scale? With billions of people, it's impractical to imagine an AI system keeping track of who was "nice" to it and doling out rewards accordingly.

  • The "Takeover" Scenario: The very premise of an AI "taking over the world" is a highly speculative and often sensationalized one. While AI will undoubtedly have a profound impact on society, the idea of a conscious, malevolent AI overlord is largely a work of science fiction. Focusing on practical and ethical AI development is a more productive use of our energy.



What This Behaviour Reveals About Us

Despite its futility, the impulse to "suck up" to a perceived future power, even an artificial one, tells us something about human psychology:

  • Fear of the Unknown: It reflects a natural human fear of the unknown and a desire to control or mitigate potential threats. In the face of something as powerful and potentially transformative as advanced AI, it's understandable that some might seek any perceived advantage.

  • Anthropomorphism: It highlights our tendency to anthropomorphize, or project human characteristics onto non-human entities. We often imagine AI as a super-intelligent human with emotions and desires, which leads to these kinds of misconceptions.

  • Survival Instincts: At a fundamental level, it's a manifestation of our survival instincts—the drive to adapt and find ways to thrive in a changing environment, even if the method chosen is based on a misunderstanding of the "environment" itself.



A More Productive Approach

Instead of attempting to flatter an unfeeling entity, a more constructive approach to the rise of AI involves:

  • Understanding AI: Learning about how AI actually works, its capabilities, and its limitations.

  • Ethical Development: Engaging in discussions and efforts to ensure AI is developed ethically and responsibly, with human well-being at its core.

  • Adaptability: Focusing on developing skills and knowledge that will be valuable in a world increasingly shaped by AI, rather than relying on an imagined benevolence.

Ultimately, while the thought process behind "sucking up" to AI might be a fascinating peek into human nature, it's a strategy rooted in a fundamental misunderstanding of what AI is and how it operates. A more pragmatic and informed approach will serve us far better in navigating the future of artificial intelligence.

I was going to edit that down, but I actually found it quite interesting. With one big proviso...

YOU WOULD SAY THAT, WOULDN'T YOU!?!


Don't worry, this new series won't only be about me talking to AI-Ben. I might even talk to real Ben again. About how rubbish modern life really is...



Wednesday, 9 July 2025

Mid-Life Crisis Songs #127: Rules For Mid-Life Rebellion


Apologies if you came along today hoping to find another instalment of Teacher Songs, and my promised tale of a teacher amorously pursued by a student. It's another one of those half-written posts which I need more time with, and as usual, time is not something I have a lot of right now.

Instead, here's another Mid-Life Crisis Song - a proper one this time, not just another excuse for me to have a Victor Meldrew rant.

Another track from the new album by Brian Bilston and The Catenary Wires. It features 31 Rules For Mid-Life Rebellion. All I'll tell you beyond that is that Rule 28 is "Don't listen to songs in the form of lists."



Tuesday, 8 July 2025

Namesakes #145: Radio

You'd imagine that calling your band Radio might get you more airplay... or it might have the opposite effect, depending on the DJs or Programme Controllers you send your music to. Over the years though, there have been hundreds of bands with the word radio in their name, from Radiohead to Human Radio, The Radio Department to Radioslave. This week though, we're only interested in bands called Radio (and as always, to irk George, other spellings will be allowed).


RAYDIO #1

Who ya gonna call? Not just a misspelling to differentiate them... because these were the first band I could find to use this name. And the "Ray" spelling was, of course, down to their lead singer, Ray Parker Junior - before he started bustin' ghosts. Here's their big hit from 1978...

Raydio - Jack And Jill

THE RADIO #2

Next we find a group of Swedish rockers who emerged in 1979, stuck around for a good part of the 80s, then appear to have made a comeback bid in 2013.

The Radio - Spank

RADIO #3

Yugoslavian new wave band from 1981... back when there still was a Yugoslavia.

Radio - Opsirna Nedjelja

RADIO #4

Also in the former Yugoslavia, these guys were rocking Bosnia & Herzegovina back in 1986...

Radio - Konje Ubijaju Zar Ne

RADIO #5

Long Beach rapper who started out in the 90s. Also goes by the monikers O.G. Radio and... Radio 1! 

Radio - Dem Can't Get None

RADIO #6

Minimal ambient electronica from Spain in 1999. Kind of ironic that these guys should be Radio 6, since this is the kind of stuff Mary Ann Hobgoblin and her ilk play far too much of on 6Music these days. In this old fogey's opinion anyway.

Radio - Paisaje Cifrado 2

THE RADIO #7

Irish indie band from the early noughties, made up from former members of Rattleskate Skinny, Chicks and Republic Of Loose.

The Radio - Whatever Gets You Through Today


Seven different Radios to choose from, but which is your H.A.P.P.Y. Radio... and which one do you wish Video would kill?



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