Let's pretend there's actually someone reading this blog. What's your favourite pretend song?
(N.B. No "Pretender" songs allowed (no matter how great)... they'll get a separate list. I'm nothing if not thorough / anal.)
10. The Tindersticks - Let's Pretend
9. The Bens - Just Pretend
When Ben Folds, Ben Kweller and Ben Lee teamed up... what else where they going to call themselves?
8. Elvis Presley - Just Pretend
There'll never be anyone quite like Elvis...
7. Eels - I'm Going To Stop Pretending That I Didn't Break Your Heart
Classic Christmas Eve heartbreak. Not a Christmas song though, I promise.
6. Magnetic Fields - Let's Pretend We're Bunny Rabbits
How's that for a chat up line? Cheeky old Stephin Merritt.
5. Terrorvision - Pretend Best Friend
Ah yes, Bradford's finest. Always good to hear some Terrorvision again.
4. Cinerama - Let's Pretend
Having been dumped by (another) girlfriend, David Gedge sends her her stuff back in a box...
So here are your thingsOr is he just pretending he's not a closet Corrs fan himself?
Starting with a pair of earrings
And I just bet
This is your Corrs cassette
3. MGMT - Time To Pretend
MGMT imagine being rock stars in a song inspired by their recently deceased preying mantis. You can't make it up, can you? Hilarious lyrics and the video is like some kind of Dali-esque nightmare.
We'll choke on our own vomit and the will be the endNeil Hannon and The Divine Comedy did a cool cover of this one too.
We were fated to pretend
2. L7 - Pretend We're Dead
Famously the song that caused lead singer Donita Sparks to take her pants off while performing live on The Word back in 1992. Very exciting when I was 20. And it was a feminist statement, so it was OK for me to rewind the video...
1. R.E.M. - World Leader Pretend
Weird how the Top 3 bands are all abbreviations. (Let's pretend that's an interesting observation.)
From Orange, the album where R.E.M. were on the verge of world domination themselves. Seems so long ago now, doesn't it?
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