Snapshots #218: A Top Ten Drunk Songs

It seemed an appropriate time to pull out my Oliver Reed opener. Hopefully you didn't have to get tipsy to solve and of these...

10. Joyce's shorts.

James Joyce published a selection of short stories called The Dubliners.

The Dubliners - Seven Drunken Nights

9. I am Dr. Lite.

Anagram!

Del Amitri - Drunk In A Band

8. Boom box with a calculator screen.

LCD Sound System - Drunk Girls

7. They beget a Teddy Boy.

Richard & Linda, parents of Teddy Thompson.

Richard & Linda Thompson - Down Where The Drunkards Roll

6. Consigned to the bench in England V. Scotland games.

UK Subs - Drunken Sailor

5. These guys can be found by Pooh's step.

"By Pooh's step" was an anagram.

Pet Shop Boys - You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk

4. First in Jennifer Linda, last like cold dogs.

JenniFER LINda + Huskies.

Ferlin Husky - The Drunken Driver

A cautionary tale that might leave you needing a stiff drink.

3. Used to always be toasters. 

I may have used a variation on that clue before, but it always makes me smile.

The Wedding Present - Don't Take Me Home 'til I'm Drunk

2. A Flemish Monday.

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Handsome Family - Drunk By Noon 

1. Assassination victims.

Those assassination victims would be The Dead Kennedys.

If that's too loud for you, try this...

If you've sobered up by next Saturday, there'll be more of this nonsense then...