Showing posts with label Del Amitri. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Del Amitri. Show all posts

Thursday, 26 February 2026

The Legend of CD108: Part 7


And so we reach the end of our trawl through the tracks on my son’s supposedly favourite in-car CD… just as I was finally forced to consign those precious discs to the annals of history. But wait… all is not lost!

Keep reading to discover the saviour of our in-car entertainment!

First though, the final four songs on CD108…

 

Track 20: Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Shop Around

Smokey’s first big Motown hit, Shop Around betrays his doo wop roots far more than the polished soul standards he’d soon be celebrated for. The track was originally credited to "The Miracles featuring Bill 'Smokey' Robinson" – and thus a legend was born. It was also the first Motown record to be released in the UK (on Decca) – it wasn’t a hit though; Smokey would have to wait another seven years before he was allowed into the UK charts.

According to Casey “Shaggy” Kasem via iffypedia, Motown boss Berry Gordon rejected the first hundred songs Smokey wrote for him as “garbage” before finally agreeing to take #101. I dunno, it strikes me that pop stars worked a helluva lot harder back in the day.

Some may claim that Shop Around displays a rather sexist attitude to finding a life partner – I’m not offering it up to the Cancel Culture Club committee though, because – let’s face it, the advice comes from Smokey’s mum. Better yet, here’s an answer record from Debbie Dean, the first white artist signed to Motown, released not long after Smokey’s hit.

Debbie Dean - Don't Let Him Shop Around

 

Track 21: Del Amitri - When You Were Young

Another case of the old “after 108 CDs, I’d run out of the obvious tracks by X”. When You Were Young was the fourth single to be released from the third Del Amitri album in 1993. It still made the Top 20 – amazing considering that its two predecessors (Just Like A Man and the wonderfully dour Be MyDownfall) both only scraped into the Top 30.

This is also a case of a song I don’t expect Sam gets at all – I doubt I appreciated its lyrics when I bought the album in my 21st year on the planet. I do now…

The disappointment of success
Hangs from your shoulders like a hand-me-down dress
And down nostalgia's rocky road
You watch your former lovers growing old

So look into the mirror
Do you recognise someone?
Is it who you always hoped you would become
When you were young?

Justin Currie wasn’t even 30 when he wrote that (though he did have some amazing sideburns). He’s always been a Grumpy Old Man.

 

Track 22: Jimmy Cliff - You Can Get It If You Really Want

The original, but not the version most people will be familiar with, since it was Desmond Dekker who took this track (almost) to the top of the UK singles chart in 1970. To be honest, I reckon most people (with the possible exception of Ernie) would be hard pressed to spot the difference. They’re even the same length.

Great tune, whoever’s singing it.

 

Track 23: Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun

Another of those big US ska-punk hits from the late 90s. Iffypedia tells me this was written in response to the Rodney King beating and subsequent riots. In that, I guess it channels the same themes of many of the classic 2-Tone hits from 20 years earlier.

Smash Mouth came from California, and this (their biggest hit?) comes from their debut LP, Fush Yu Mang (see what they did there?). If you were listening to the radio at all in 1997, you’ll easily recall it… and probably their follow-up single, All Star, as well. Anyway, I’m pleased to read that they’re still out there, smashing mouths, thirty years later.



And so we end our review of this particular CD. But despite not having a CD player in my new car, the Sam CDs will live on. I discovered that as well as the slot for a USB (from which I listen to 2+ hours of my own new music every day as part of the commute), there's also a slot for an SD card. And I thought they went out with digital cameras! (Yes, I'm sure people still use digital cameras. But you know what I mean.) So I uploaded Sam CD174 - the latest edition - onto that... but you'll be pleased to know that I also burnt it to an actual CD, for old time's sake.

Anyway, I've enjoy going through this CD and writing about the songs... so I thought maybe I'd try it with another one. But rather than pick a CD myself - I'm throwing it open to you guys. Give me a number between 20 and 150, and I'll reveal which songs were on that CD. (Nothing before 20, as the songs will all be really obvious... and nothing too recent because there's probably stuff on those that I've featured here in the last year or so.) If nobody gives me a number, I'll just use a random number generator. Or draw straws...


Tuesday, 3 February 2026

Not Namesakes Tuesday: To Kill A Mockingbird


As George and Ernie are both out on manoeuvres, and because last week's bumper edition nearly finished me off, we're having a rest from Namesakes this week. All being well, it will return to bore you next Tuesday.

At the weekend, Louise and I went to see the new stage adaptation of To Kill A Mockingbird. It was excellent. I've long been a fan of Aaron Sorkin's sparky, snappy dialogue, and he found some excellent ways to use the themes of the novel to say important (if ultimately futile) things about the state of America today. If it comes to your neck of the woods, I'd highly recommend going along to see it.

Here are some tunes related, in one way or another, to Harper Lee's famous novel...












Friday, 16 January 2026

Another Day #1: Nothing Day


Teachers love their Awareness Days' Calendar. Black History Month. World Environment Day. International Literacy Day. There’s always something to build a lesson on if you go searching.

Along the way, I’ve come across some truly ridiculous awareness days… and so… you can guess the rest.

What better day to start than January 16th

It's National Nothing Day!

National Nothing Day is an "un-event" created in 1972 by newspaper columnist Harold Pullman Coffin and observed in the United States annually on January 16 since 1973.

Its aim is “to provide Americans with one National Day when they can just sit without celebrating, observing or honouring anything”.

We need this day in the UK too!

Here are some sweets nothings to help us celebrate….

Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U

Diana Ross & The Supremes - Nothing But Heartaches

A - Nothing

Lee Hazlewood & Lula - Nothing

Dire Straits - Money For Nothing

I Want My MTV… but not anymore, I guess. 

The Specials - Do Nothing

John Cooper Clarke - Nothing

Manic Street Preachers featuring Traci Lords – Little Baby Nothing

Gilbert O'Sullivan - Nothing Rhymed

Roddy Hart - Nothing Is Broken

Metallica - Nothing Else Matters

John Grant - All That School For Nothing

Gwen Guthrie - Ain't Nothing Goin' On But The Rent

The Donnas - Nothing to Do

Echo & The Bunnymen - Nothing Lasts Forever

The Decemberists - Everything I Try To Do, Nothing Seems To Turn Out Right

Bachman-Turner Overdrive - You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

Let’s rock!



Sunday, 8 September 2024

Snapshots #360: A Top Twelve Sitcom Songs


This week's Snapshots involved songs that share their name* with sitcoms.

But who had the last laugh...?

(*Or almost share their name, if you're a pedant.)

12. Marti lied? It's not clear.

"Marti lied" was an anagram...

Del Amitri - Some Mothers Do Have Them

(Strictly speaking, Frank Spencer's show was called Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.)

11. Midnight Rider definitely has a favourite Indiana Jones movie.

Paul Revere was famous for his midnight ride. Raiders is the first, and arguably best, Indiana Jones movie.

Paul Revere & The Raiders - Birds Of A Feather

10. Robert's purple sweets.

Robert Palmer loved his violets.

Palma Violets - Last Of The Summer Wine

9. Abba's fourth.

Abba's fourth album was Arrival.

Arrival - Friends

8. No morals.

The Libertines - What Became of the Likely Lads?

(Strictly speaking, Bewes and Bolam returned in Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?)

7. As long as the groom's other half isn't sick, she can take this cab. 

The Bridewell Taxis - Just Good Friends

6. Super Nice Monks!

Super Nice brothers.

The Pernice Brothers - One Foot In The Grave

5. The real Marilyn is keen on getting bronzed in the sun.

Marilyn's real name was Norma Jean. This lady is eager for a tan...

Norma Tanega - Bread

4. Hexed by a Hawaiian god.

Lono is the Hawaiian god of fertility, agriculture, rainfall, music and peace.

Curse Of Lono - Man Down 

3. E=Man in Crown².

Albert Einstein came up with E=MC². A man in a crown might be a king.

Albert King - I Love Lucy

2. Kim / Ann / Nancy supergroup.

Kim is Wilde, Ann and Nancy are in Heart.

The Wildhearts - Cheers

(That's the only song on this list - I think - which is an actual TV theme tune reworked into a song. Although actually it's two... the first 50 seconds are the theme from Taxi.)

1. Affleck catches a theatre award. 


Ben Affleck catches a Tony in his net.

Tony Bennett - The Good Life


Twelve sitcom songs... and I'll be back with a few more later in the week.


Thursday, 21 March 2024

Memory Mixtape #28: Mum's Driving

REM - Drive

Due to failing eyesight, my mum stopped driving more than twenty years ago. However, the stories about when she was a driver are the stuff of family legend. 

Adam & The Ants - Cartrouble

Obviously, there's the time she drove the wrong way down a one way street.

Mink Deville - One Way Street

And the time she almost drove me and my grandma (her mum) off a cliff. (They were arguing about which way to go. I was in the backseat, clinging on for deer life.)

Del Amitri - Driving With The Brakes On

And the time she drove over an open manhole from which a workman's head had been protruding a few seconds earlier. (Good job he ducked.)

Queen - Don't Lose Your Head

Perhaps most famous of all is the time that she stalled in the middle of roadworks and the policeman who was directing traffic got down on his knees in front of her car and put his hands together in prayer, begging her to move.

Shakin' Stevens - She Drives Me Crazy

We remember all these stories with good humour, even though our lives may have been at risk on one or more occasion... let's face it, none of us were wearing safety belts back then.

Deborah Harry - Buckle Up

What it's easy to forget though, is how much mum (and dad) drove me around, wherever I wanted to go, when I was a kid. Music lessons, band practice, comic marts in Leeds... we were reminiscing about the latter recently, about the time my mate Liam (who was notoriously car-sick) came with us, and when Liam started looking a bit queasy, Mum just handed him a paper bag and said, "do it in there". Or the time she went to pay for parking and the ticket machine started spitting out money. She shared it out between the two of us and we bought a few extra comics that day. 

Carter U.S.M. - The Young Offender's Mum

Then, when I started working in radio, Mum would get up early on a Saturday morning to drive me to Bradford in time for the 9am show I worked on... at least until I'd passed my driving test, which wasn't until I was 18, so she must have done it every Saturday for at least two years. One Saturday, I had a piano exam at the same time. I'd told the presenter I was working with that I was going to be half an hour late, but he'd forgotten, and in the pre-mobile phone era, there was no way of reminding him. Driving in, listening to the radio, we kept hearing him saying, "Where's Rol this morning? I've got nobody to answer my phones." Mum remembered that when she finally dropped me off and I sprinted into the studio, the first link she heard on her way home was, "Oh look, Rol's arrived... still wearing his pyjamas."

Justin Townes Earle - Call Ya Momma

These days, when I spent many of my weeknights and weekends ferrying Sam to a variety of sporting activities and pre-teen social engagements, I like to remind myself that I'm paying it forwards. Thanks, Mum.

The All Seeing I & Jarvis Cocker - Drive Safely Darlin' 

There's an obvious song to close today, but one that was over-played to the point that most people are sick to the back teeth of it. Never fear - Aimee Mann to the rescue!


Wednesday, 10 January 2024

TV On The Radio #22: Mr Bates Vs The Post Office


I was largely unaware of the story of Alan Bates and his fight to clear the names and reputations of hundreds of Post Office employees. The recent TV dramatisation starring Toby Jones came as quite the eye-opener... and I'm still reeling. It's the sort of story that proves reality can be far scarier than fiction. If it wasn't true, I wouldn't believe it. Surely there must have been...? Why didn't...? What sort of people...?  How could they...? 

Words fail me. 

Here are some songs that feature the Post Office. The warm and welcoming local high street institution that we all grew up with... not the evil, autonomous Mega-Corporation that took it over.

Robert Arthur "Tut" Taylor Sr. was a champion and preserver of old time bluegrass music who once sold a Hank Williams guitar to Neil Young. Here he reminds us of a Post Office to be proud of...


Buccaneer is from Jamaica, but his real name is Andrew Bradford. He was stuck in the Post Office back in 1994.


But here's a young man who still has a nice word about the Post Office, from just last year...


Eminem's obsessive stalker, Stan, was aware of problems at the Post Office back in 2000 - but who'd listen to that nutter?

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the Post Office or somethin'


Bob Dylan also suspected something was afoot...

And I would send a message
To find out if she's talked
But the Post Office has been stolen
And the mailbox is locked


Of course, it's not the first time the Post Office has been accused of being involved in dubious practices. Look how they helped Waldo Jeffers!

By Friday afternoon, Waldo was set
He was thoroughly packed and the Post Office 
Had agreed to pick him up at three o'clock


Meanwhile, Donald Glover puts his finger on the real problem - it's the Horizon software!

But no love for the son of a commuter who was a radio head
And okay at them computers at the post office


Whereas Joel Plaskett is just so wrapped up in his own life, he's oblivious to this extraordinary scandal...

I was at the Post Office buying a stamp
Thinking that the girl behind the counter was "fine"
I said, "You think this'll get there by Friday, ma'am?"
She says, "I get off work at quarter past nine"

To be fair to Joel, he does at least appear aware of the IT issues...

Baby, if you wanna be
Out of the ordinary
You don't need technology!


How many people lost their jobs as a result of this travesty? Hundreds? Thousands? Here's one right now...

I used to work at the Post Office...


And what about former Post Office boss (and former CBE) Paula Vennels? Any thoughts on her?

She worked in my Post Office
In my zip code, in my postal area
I don't think I should reveal her name...


With all these accusations of wrong-doing to be found in popular song, how do the Post Office respond? With flat-out denials... Nothing Ever Happens!

Post office clerks put up signs saying 'position closed'


And with so many documents pertaining to this enquiry conveniently lost, who knows what else they lost?

...the mailbox that contained the letter 
That was lost by the Post Office for 40 years
Happenin' to have been written by Albert Einstein


Lots of people believe the Post Office used to be the heart of the community...

A Catholic church, a Baptist church
Come Monday morning everyone got back to work
Post office and a bank where they knew my name
Smile and a thanks with my receipt and change
Norman Rockwell couldn't paint it any better
I thought this place would stay the same forever


But in recent years, so many have been forced to close down...

Last year, they closed down the post office
Took the only flag we had in town
That old brick building still stands like a cenotaph
To a vision lost and buried in a very distant past


I'll tell you, all this has proved most upsetting to one of our greatest punk icons...

I'm searching for your beat
Black sister, stony beat
Post office freaks her out
Shock to me, come on out


As soon as I started thinking about songs featuring the Post Office, two sprang immediately to mind. The first is just a mondegreen though. Still, if Michael really was singing...

Keep on to the Post Office
Don't stop till you get enough

...then there wouldn't be a better song to support Alan Bates's 20+ year fight.


At the front of my queue though, it was always going to be this little number from The Courteeners...

What took you so long?
Was there a queue at the post office?

Yep. A queue of rightfully aggrieved postmasters still waiting for their compensation...



Wednesday, 3 May 2023

TV On The Radio #7: Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em


"Hmm, Betty, the doggy’s done a whoopsie on the floor.”

Frank Spencer never actually uttered this line in the popular 70s sitcom, but thanks to Mike Yardwood, the rest of the country started doing Michael Crawford impressions and the line became a legend. And if that wasn't bad enough...


Humour is a very subjective thing. Me, I prefer The Shirehorses...


You'll only get that if you're familiar with the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.

I remember watching Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em when I was a kid and generally finding it annoying in the same way that I would find Adam Sandler's man-child act intensely irritating 20 years later. It never fails to amaze me that Crawford would go on to become a West End legend as The Phantom of the Opera. Quite a leap up from Frank.

Let's kick off our Frank tribute, appropriately enough, in Mu Mu Land...

Trapped in a rerun
Of a seventies sitcom soap
"Some Mothers Do Have 'Em"
Or "The Archie Bunker Show"
I was snogging with Felicity
“The Good Life” begins in bed
Richard was in the garden
Or I think that's what she said


I think it's also fair to say that Frank was a pretty Kooky kind of guy...

Watches black and white movies to get thin
Curls her hair just like Marilyn
Oh, what an enigmatic woman
My gosh do some mothers have 'em


Next a band who also wrote a song about Freddy Kreuger. I'd have loved to see a Frank Spencer vs. Freddy Kreuger movie...


I can't imagine Justin Currie was much of a Frank Spencer fan... but I have been wrong before.


Today's winner though is a song about thinking that the singer onstage is looking straight at you (and maybe you've got a chance with them!) when actually they can't see the crowd's faces at all because of the stage lights. Which is just the kind of idiotic thing that Frank Spencer would probably do...

One look sends it coursin' through the veins, oh, how the feelin' races
Back up to their brains to form expressions on their stupid faces
They don't want to say hello like I want to say hello
Well, the heartbeat's at its peak when you're coming up to speak

And oh, I'm so tense, never tenser, could all go a bit Frank Spencer
And I'm talkin' gibberish, tip of the tongue but I can't deliver it
Properly, oh, it's all gettin' on top of me
And if it weren't this dark, you'd see how red my face has gone, yeah


Monday, 19 December 2022

My Top 22 of 2022: #16 - 14


16. The Mountain Goats - Bleed Out

We may run out of bullets
We're never going to run out of hostages

Mountain Goats mainman spent his lockdown watching action movies. 

I'm coming to swat you down like flies
'Cause I got guys
Guys on every corner

This is the result: a visceral, pounding assault of guitar anthems with singalong choruses snatched from clichéd dialogue lines straight from the movies. 

We're gonna need
We're gonna need more bandages

It's an album full of three minute revenge fantasies, but one that ultimately concludes that revenge is rather a pointless (if wholly satisfying, especially when experienced vicariously) way to carry on. 

Maybe you'll make it
To the far side of the hill
Maybe you will see me coming
But I don't think you will
Make peace with your family
You walk softly on this earth
I'm gonna leave a mark on you   





15. Bill Callahan - YTI⅃AƎЯ

It's hard to judge Bill Callahan's records against anybody else's, since they dwell for me on an alternate plane of existence. Sometimes I find myself in a trance-like state when listening to Bill. His YTI⅃AƎЯ is strange, yet comforting. I'm not sure I can say any more. This is a beautiful record. I'll let proper reviewers try to explain to you what it's all about.

If you were a house fire
I’d go back in for the cat





14. Del Amitri - Fatal Mistakes: Outtakes & B-Sides

The internet trolls tell me I shouldn't like Del Amitri. They're bland, apparently. So I certainly shouldn't like an album of "Outtakes & B-Sides", should I? Still. Irk the purists, and all that.

I thought this was every bit as strong as last year's comeback album. Where some hear bland, I hear biting cynicism, world weariness and mouth-watering misanthropy in Justin Currie's songs, from the chirpy "We're all going to hell" chorus of Happiness Is It to the weary wisdom of My Adulthood. 

My adulthood is a masquerade I took
From the other adults that I knew
Little did I know, nobody ever grows
They just carry on as children do
Like I've carried all my adulthood
This thing I had to do
Suspend my adulthood, so every day I could
Be free from you

Hardly Coldplay, is it? And that's before we even get to This City Loves You Back, another worthy sequel to Nothing Ever Happens.

Beware, trolls - this is not the only B-sides collection you'll encounter in this countdown. And chances are, the next one will be even blander than this...





Thursday, 6 October 2022

Grumpy Old Men Songs #21: Happiness Is It

This is not Justin Currie’s first appearance as a Grumpy Old Man on this blog. I doubt it will be his last. From Nothing Ever Happens to No, Surrender, he’s consistently been near the top of the Grumpy Old Pops throughout his career.

Following on from last year’s excellent Del Amitri comeback album, Fatal Mistakes, the band have released a supplementary collection of Outtakes & B-Sides, many of which are strong enough to have been included on the album itself… though I’m glad they did it this way, rather than going down the dreaded Double Album route. Anyway, among this collection is perhaps the happiest grumpiest song Mr. Currie has penned to date. In these days of war, pestilence and incompetent politicians, this is two and a bit minutes of pure misanthropy that cheers me up greatly...

I'm gonna sing a happy song (everything is dying)
So kick your feet and clap along (we're all going to hell)
I'm gonna sing a happy song
Throw it on the heap of shit you're choking on
To the ever-growing hill of junk
I'm gonna add another one
 
I'm gonna let rip a whoop of joy (everything is burning)
C'mon kill a girl, rape a boy (we're all going to hell)
I'm gonna sing a happy song
Don't give a fuck if you don't sing along
Next year this will all be gone
So hit the pedal bring it on
 
Hurry up don't be late, the suicides start at eight
Last one alive can take some pride
In seeing the last one die
 
I'm gonna sing a happy song (everything is dying)
Happiness keeps us strong (we're all going to hell)
I'm gonna sing a happy song
Till my eyes bleed and hair is gone
Main thing is to carry on into the pit
Cos happiness is it



Wednesday, 8 December 2021

My Top Twenty-One of 2021: #16


16. Del Amitri - Fatal Mistakes 

Their first album in 19 years, and it was like they'd never even been away. Of course, Justin has been ploughing a solo furrow for the last two decades, but his reunion with co-writer Iain Harvey brought a welcome poppiness back to his typical lyrical misanthropy. 

Together they took aim at Brexit (Close Your Eyes & Think of England), the shameful behaviour of their peers (Musicians & Beer) and a society that just can't be arsed anymore (A Nation of Caners). There were love songs in the mix too (It's Feelings was the closest they've got to recaptured the Byrdsy jangle of Roll To Me), but also a healthy dose of self-mockery on You Can't Go Back, a song (and video) that questions whether a pair of grumpy old men still have a right to pass themselves off as pop stars...

Hopefully, they've decided that they do, and they'll be back for more soon.



Sunday, 5 December 2021

Snapshots #218: A Top Ten Drunk Songs


It seemed an appropriate time to pull out my Oliver Reed opener. Hopefully you didn't have to get tipsy to solve and of these...


10. Joyce's shorts.

James Joyce published a selection of short stories called The Dubliners.

The Dubliners - Seven Drunken Nights

9. I am Dr. Lite.

Anagram!

Del Amitri - Drunk In A Band

8. Boom box with a calculator screen.

LCD Sound System - Drunk Girls

7. They beget a Teddy Boy.

Richard & Linda, parents of Teddy Thompson.

Richard & Linda Thompson - Down Where The Drunkards Roll

6. Consigned to the bench in England V. Scotland games.

UK Subs - Drunken Sailor

5. These guys can be found by Pooh's step.

"By Pooh's step" was an anagram.

Pet Shop Boys - You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk

4. First in Jennifer Linda, last like cold dogs.

JenniFER LINda + Huskies.

Ferlin Husky - The Drunken Driver

A cautionary tale that might leave you needing a stiff drink.

3. Used to always be toasters. 

I may have used a variation on that clue before, but it always makes me smile.

The Wedding Present - Don't Take Me Home 'til I'm Drunk

2. A Flemish Monday.

Anagram!

Handsome Family - Drunk By Noon 

1. Assassination victims.

Those assassination victims would be The Dead Kennedys.


If that's too loud for you, try this...


If you've sobered up by next Saturday, there'll be more of this nonsense then...


Thursday, 13 May 2021

Grumpy Old Men Songs #15: You Can't Go Back


I realise that my excitement over a new Del Amitri album probably won't be echoed by the majority of the blogosphere, but the prospect of their first album in 19 years is a glimmer of light amid the endless darkness.

I have a lot of time for Justin Currie. He's a romantic misanthrope. Or a misanthropic romantic. I know how that feels. And he's long been the very definition of a Grumpy Old Man, all the way back to the band's colossally cynical breakthrough hit...


Currie has been far from silent over the past two decades, ploughing his own furrow with some excellent solo albums, and very entertaining live shows. And the romisantichropy has been ever-present...


Now he's got the band back together though, and from what I've heard, they're sounding as good as they ever did.

As for the Grumpy Old Man Syndrome... well, check this out!

Friday, 24 January 2020

My Top Ten 'Being In A Band' Songs



Dipping my toe tentatively into Top Tens again, lest this blog get done under the Trade Descriptions Act. One of the main reasons I quit was because I always ended up with too many options for whatever topic I picked and I hated leaving anything out. So I'm just going to go with the first ten songs I think of and call this Volume 1 of Songs About Being In A Band. When I think of more, or you do, I might run a second post.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, I did think of The Moody Blues - I'm Just A Singer In A Rock 'n' Roll Band, but then I listened to it again and decided it was actually rubbish.



10. Frank Hamilton - We Started A Band

It's a metaphor for a bad relationship. Aren't they all!

It feels like we started a band
But it didn't work out
Didn't work out how we planned
There's a tear in my eye
And maybe our songs were no good
Or maybe we just fought too much

9. Boston - Rock 'n' Roll Band

Much better than The Moody Blues.

Well, we were just another band out of Boston
On the road and tryin' to make ends meet
Playin' all the bars, sleepin' in our cars
And we practiced right on out in the street
No, we didn't have much money
We barely made enough to survive
But when we got up on stage and got ready to play, people came alive

8. Amy MacDonald - Let's Start A Band

It's not just the lads who want to do it.

Give me a stage and I'll be your rock and roll queen
Your 20th century cover of a magazine
Rolling Stones here I come, watch out everyone, I'm singing
I'm singing my song
Give me a festival and I'll be your Glastonbury star
The lights are shining everyone knows who you are
Singing songs about dreams about hopes about schemes
Oh, they just came true

7.  Grand Funk Railroad - We're An American Band

Yes they were.
Booze and ladies, keep me right
As long as we can make it to the show tonight

6. Del Amitri - Drunk In A Band

More grim honesty from Mr. Currie.

Danny puts the cones on the motorway
And Donna dances tables in her lingere
And Jerry, Dave, and Billy, man, they're putting on a play
But I'm just a drunk in a band

5. Creedence Clearwater Revival - Travelin' Band

Listen to the radio,
Talkin' 'bout the last show.
Someone got excited,
Had to call the state militia.
I wanna move.
Playin' in a travelin' band, yeah!

4. Albert Hammond - Free Electric Band

Well, they used to sit and speculate upon their son's career,
A lawyer or a doctor or a civil engineer,
Just give me bread and water, put a guitar in my hand,
'Cause all I need is music and the free electric band

I don't suppose Albert had much to say about his own son's choice of career...

3. Jason Isbell - To A Band That I Loved

I always thought this was about his years as a member of the Drive By Truckers, but the interweb tells me he actually wrote about a band they went on tour with called Centro-Matic.

Though everyone tried to ignore us
We'd scared them all off by the chorus

2. Felt - Ballad of the Band

The downside of being in a band... and not doing as well as you'd hoped.

It's all my fault
Yes I'm to blame
Ain't got no money
Ain't got no fame

1. Art Brut - Formed A Band

Surely the most joyous expression of what it must be like to start your own band after dreaming about it for so long. I can never understand why Art Brut weren't bigger than The Beatles. (Please don't answer that.)

And yes, that is his singing voice. It's not irony, and it's not rock 'n' roll... he's just talking... to the kids.






Wednesday, 6 March 2019

My Top Ten Stupid Things People Do In Pop Songs


Sometimes pop stars can be proper daft. Here's ten daft things famous people do in pop songs. Don't try these at home...

10. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead

I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner

To do what, exactly? Bleed the royal radiators?

9. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Learning To Fly


I'm learning to fly, but I ain't got wings

Coming down is the hardest thing

Pretty obvious where you're going wrong there, Tom.

8. Del Amitri - This Side Of The Morning


And when I knew it was over
I jumped into a taxi and said, 
"Just guess where to go"

Well, that's one way to get ripped off by a taxi driver.

7. Ezra Furman - Come Here, Get Away From Me

I got money saved up somewhere
Lost the card and the chequebook, 
The name of the bank 

And that's just careless. No chance of getting a PPI claim out of them either.

6. John Lennon - Nobody Told Me

There's always something cooking and nothing in the pot

Sure fire way to burn your pans, John.

5. Delays - Long Time Coming

Threw your Lego in the lake
Why'd you wanna go do that for?

Take it from me, you don't want to do that, lads - Lego is bloody expensive!

4. Queen - Hammer To Fall

Lock your door
'Cos rain is falling
Through your window pane

Maybe shut the window before worrying about the door, Freddie?

3. Elton John - Your Song

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss

Generally, a roof that's covered in moss is going to be pretty slippy. Look what happened to Rod Hull, Elton. Accident waiting to happen #1.

2. Van Morrison - Brown-Eyed Girl

Slipping and sliding, all along the waterfall with you

Accident waiting to happen #2, Van. 

Sir Thumbsaloft has some advice about that too.

1. Air Supply - All Out Of Love

I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts

Well, stop lying with your head on the blinking phone then! Particularly because, back when you muppets recorded this song, telephones looked like this...


Hardly conducive to a good night's sleep, is it?

Get a pillow!

(Same goes to David Bowie - "I leaned back on my radio" - get some bloody cushions!)



Any daft / inexplicable habits pop stars have revealed to you? Please share them with the group.

Wednesday, 30 January 2019

My Top Ten Songs / Not Songs


Something a little bit different this week - the battle of the song titles! One song says it is, the other song says it's NOT. Which will win? Well, I'll name my winners... feel free to disagree!


10. Sting - Fragile vs. Bachman Turner Overdrive - Not Fragile

No contest. BTO blow Sting out of the water. Serves him right for being so bloody fragile. And tantric.

9. Kacey Musgraves - Miserable vs. Frightened Rabbit - Not Miserable

I like the way this Top Ten throws together some unusual couplings. I'm sure Kacey will understand why this one must go to the Rabbit.

8. Kirsty MacColl - My Way Home vs. Nanci Griffiths - Not My Way Home

Two very classy ladies... but Kirsty obviously takes the crown.

7. Dodgy - Good Enough vs. Babybird - Not Good Enough

Dodgy bring the pop smarts... Babybird brings the heartbreak. Heartbreak wins this time.

6. Amy Winehouse - Addicted vs. The Streets - Not Addicted

She was. He isn't.

I'm gonna call this one a draw.

5. Magnetic Fields - My Only Friend vs. Teardrop Explodes - Not My Only Friend

Another draw. Too bloody amazing tunes... I'd forgotten both of them.

4. Blur - For Tomorrow vs. Courteeners - Not For Tomorrow

One of Blur's finest moments clearly takes this battle. Don't worry, the Courteeners will get another chance at victory in a moment.

3. Joe Jackson - Nineteen Forever vs. The Courteeners - Not Nineteen Forever

On their second attempt, the Courteeners clearly realise that 19 is a bit of a rubbish age and so leave Joe behind in his permanent adolescence.

2. Bruce Springsteen - Fade Away vs. Buddy Holly - Not Fade Away

Yes, I know there are other songs called Fade Away... but they're not on The River.

Yes, I know there are other versions of Not Fade Away... but they wouldn't have beaten Bruce!

1. Beck - Where It's At vs. Del Amitri - Not Where It's At

Beck may have two turntables and a microphone, but Del Amitri win this one by refusing to be cool... a bit like this blog.





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