Sunday, 6 February 2022

Snapshots #226: A Top Ten Lazy Songs

Yes, I'm using the same picture I did yesterday. Because I'm too lazy to change it, and because sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. Here's this week's answers...


10. Cat sits on white wine.

Cats sit on mats. As readers of the Oi, Frog! books will know.

Italian white wine is bianco.

Matt Bianco - Get Out Of Your Lazy Bed

9. Naval gazing ladies.

Naval as in marines.

Marine Girls - Lazy Ways

Young Tracey Thorn on the left.

8. Clark Kent isn't sharp or flat.

If he's not a sharp or flat, he must be a natural. A Super-natural.

The Supernaturals - Lazy Lover

7. Floating aristocrat. 

She's bobbing, she's gentry, she's...

Bobbie Gentry - Lazy Willie

(Rare photo of her as an older lady, after many years avoiding the camera lens.)

6. A cheerful start to the week in Colorado.

It's a Happy Monday in Denver.

The Happy Mondays & Karl Denver - Lazyitis

5. Peter Gabriel album terrified of taking the Michael.

So fears George (Michael).

Sophia George - Lazy Body

4. Sue decides to hide a band.

SUEDEcides.

Suede - Lazy

3. Race me, Amadeus.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, racing on his Go-Kart.

Go-Kart Mozart - Selfish & Lazy & Greedy

(Featuring Lawrence from Felt, of course.)

2. Watches have them; in comparison, clocks don't.

Watches have small faces compared to clocks.

The Small Faces - Lazy Sunday

Hello, Mrs. Jones - how's your Bert's lumbago?

1. Bryan dived onto the second fastest train.

"Bryan dived" is an anagram.

The second fastest train would be the...

X-Press 2, featuring David Byrne


Yaaaawn. You still here?

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