Every time Morrissey speaks, I shudder.
You can't have failed to miss the latest desperate plea for attention from the deluded mind of the once great SPM, entitled A SOUL FOR SALE. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Where do you begin?
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Rol: I'm waiting for Morrissey's reply to my offer. £5.54 and a vegan pastie. Reckon I'm in with a shout.
Ben: I considered throwing a quid at him.
Ben: And a boiled egg sandwich.
Rol: Does a boiled egg sandwich trump a vegan pastie? Damn you for using your insider knowledge!
Ben: That's what they had to eat with him, wasn't it? I think I read an article a few years ago that he made them all eat only boiled egg sandwiches when they were touring the early years in the van. I think it was an interview with Rourke.And he was saying it smelt worse eating the sandwiches than the farts it would make them do.
The 'eaves' business email address has been switched off due to the colossal response to Morrissey's announcement of his wish to pass his "Smiths" interests over to an investor. Although Morrisseys' love for the songs of the Smiths era will never waver, he is tired of the disagreeable and vexatious characters involved in "The Smiths" business. After thirty-eight years of insults and abuse, Morrissey has had enough. All (or most) of the 'eaves' emails will be answered in time.
That's good. I await my reply.
In all seriousness though... those songs are priceless. Such a pity that the one man most desperate to tarnish their memory is their co-creator.
Often, when I'm forced to discuss this subject, I end up quoting the lyrics to Rubber Ring...
The passing of time and all of its crimes
Is making me sad again
The passing of time and all of its sickening crimes
Is making me sad again
But don't forget the songs that made you cry
And the songs that saved your life
Yes, you're older now and you're a clever swine
But they were the only ones who ever stood by you
Today though, this one seems far more appropriate...
Madness in (formerly) great ones must no unwatched go.
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