Showing posts with label Breeders. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 3 April 2024

One Track Mind #4: Cannonball


I approach Cannonball with some trepidation. It seems far easier to write about songs, and artists, with whom I've had a lifelong connection - like Prince and Billy Bragg - or to select huge chart hits ready for reappraisal, like When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman. than to risk confronting a track that's so beloved by the cognoscenti, but that - until recently - I'd never really appreciated in all its glory. Then again, who said writing about music was supposed to be easy?


Let's backtrack. I was always a huge fan of The Pixies, but I never really paid much attention to Kim Deal's splinter / replacement project. Of course, when I say "always a huge fan", I don't mean that I was into the Pixies back in the late 80s when all the Cool Kids were. No, I probably discovered them just about the time the original line-up was breaking up, but as soon as I did I went out and immersed myself in their back catalogue, and that presumably kept me so busy that I didn't pay much attention to what the individual band members did next. Around that time I was also a big fan of Tanya Donnelly's Belly, but this was after Tanya had left The Breeders, so again, another missed opportunity.


Of course, it was impossible to ignore The Breeders - and Cannonball in particular - altogether in the 90s, and I'm sure they made their way into my record collection via indie compilations like Shine or The Best Album In The World Ever, so if you'd asked me back then, I would have told you, "yeah, good song... Kim Deal from the Pixies, right?"... but that would have been as much as I could have written. Right now, you may be wishing I'd submitted this post back then.


So why the reappraisal after all these years? The simple answer is that I finally started to listen to Cannonball in depth when I got round to adding it to one of Sam's in-car compilation CDs. And the more I listened to it, the more I wondered... what the hell is going on in this song? 

Spitting in a wishing well
Blown to hell, crash
I'm the last splash
I know you, little libertine
I know you're a real cuckoo

If you were to ask me what first draws me to a song, my answer would always be the lyrics. I love songs that tell stories...


Or songs that express or examine complex emotions, or that bare the soul of the songwriter...


And I like songs that say something about the world we live in, that take arms against the terrifying zeitgeist...


That would be my answer, anyway: that meaningful words maketh the song.

Clearly though, this isn't always the case. I mean, I haven't a chuffing clue what Michael Stipe's on about half the time, and yet REM are one of my favourite bands.


(I always presume that Country Feedback is about the time that Michael went on Bullseye with Jim Bowen. He didn't win the caravan or the speedboat. That's why he sings, "It's crazy what you could've had" repeatedly towards the end of the song.)

Also, if words were everything, then why the hell do I like this?


I mean, that's just nonsense. And it's not even The Beatles ripping off Edward Lear or Lewis Carroll nonsense. It's just nonsense. Don't try and explain it to me.

All of which brings me back to Cannonball, a song with lyrics that, on the surface at least, are complete balderdash... and yet, that doesn't stop it being an addictive listen.

But wait! Detailed lyrical analysis has been provided by the web of lies, so let me clue you in on what Cannoball is really all about. First off, it transpires that when Kim Deal wrote the song, her sister Kelly was spending a little too much of her free time reading the complete works of the Marquis de Sade. Those crazy alt-rock chicks, right? Here's an extract from an interview with the Phoenix New Times in 1996...

KD: This magazine in Britain keeps faxing me the same question over and over. Let's see what they want . . . (Laughs) Check it out--they want to know what author has been a major influence on my work. Hah!

NT: You don't care for the question?

KD: I've just never connected music with books. Wait, that's not entirely true. "Cannonball" was inspired by the writings of Marquis de Sade.

NT: What? "I'll be the bong in your reggae song" was inspired by Marquis de Sade?

KD: Well, not that line specifically. But the message of the song as a whole was making fun of Sade and his libertarian views that if he was better off than someone, then they were just fodder for him. Playthings. It was saying, "Come on, life's not a contest."

NT: So you're pretty much anti-Sade.

KD: Well, I don't know. Later on I found out he used to suck the snot out of people's noses, and I thought that pretty much ruled.

I think I could pretty much end this post there and call it a win, don't you?

However... that's not the only lyrical interpretation of Cannonball to be found on the interweb. Pop over to Genius, a website I spend far too much time perusing, and you will discover the theory that Cannonball is actually a barbed riposte to Pixies frontman Frank Black, who famously fired Deal, and Pixies drummer David Lovering, via fax in 1993. Speculation has it that Kim was sick of being beholden to Frank's vision, rarely allowed to contribute to the songwriting in the Pixies, creatively stymied until she started a band of her own. Which supposedly explains the repetition of the line "In the shade" and even the aforementioned "bong in this reggae song" bit. 

If any of that's true, then I think there's a slight irony in connecting Deal's Marquis de Sade references in the most famous Breeders song with the references to an equally contentious piece of "art", Luis Buñuel's Un Chien Andalou in arguably the most famous Pixies song... but I may be reaching here.


None of this helps explain the allure of Cannonball though... and if I can't put it down to the lyrics, then it must be the music, right?

Except... musically, from a layman's perspective at least, Cannonball is all over the place. It sounds like three or four different songs edited together - and they even left gaps at some of the edit points! Iffypedia informs me that the "demo was originally called 'Grunggae' as it merged 'island riffs and grunge'". 

I can hear the grunge - that's when the really loud buzzsaw guitar cuts in out of nowhere, right? But try as I might, I can't hear the reggae influence in Cannonball, nor can I comment on the tempo, chord progression or the "bubbling bass line", "slithering guitar lick" or "slyly humorous vocal melody" delivered "with a seductive shyness". I mean, there's cuckoos and bongs, and they're quite funny, I guess... but that just brings me back to the lyrics. Despite getting a C at GCSE Music and doing Music Theory exams up to Grade 8, I've forgotten more than I ever learned about time signatures and major / minor keys... I'm always envious of bloggers like Swiss Adam for their ability to write about the musicky bits of popular music. As an English teacher, I have some confidence in commenting on lyrics, but sounds are much harder to analyse. 

In closing then, I've written well over a thousand words about this song, but not come close to answering the question of why I like it. Maybe that's an answer in itself.


P.S. If you're ever putting together a mixtape and want the perfect track to follow Cannonball, can suggest the following, from Sam's 153rd CD... it works surprisingly well.


Wednesday, 27 September 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #108: David McCallum


It's not so long since I covered The Man From U.N.C.L.E. here, and for most that would serve as a fitting tribute to the actor David McCallum, who died, aged 90, earlier this week. Particularly as I couldn't find any songs that mentioned him by name. Although any excuse to play this again...


And this...


Growing up when I did, my first encounter with David McCallum came not through U.N.C.L.E., but through his starring role alongside Joanna Lumley in Sapphire & Steel, surely one of the weirdest TV shows of the late 70s and early 80s.

All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel. Sapphire and Steel have been assigned.

So went the intro to the show... and that was about as much explanation as writer PJ Hammond ever gave to his characters. Basically, Sapphire and Steel were some kind of time agents who turned up and solved weird, spooky sci-fi-related mysteries. Were they human? Were they aliens? Were they ghosts? Who could say? But I found it gripping as a kid... especially the episode set in an abandoned railway station, the plot of which remains with me to this day, despite the show having never been repeated. (It's available on Britbox / ITVX though, and I keep meaning to rewatch it.)

Sadly, I couldn't find any pop songs that mentioned this wonderful series, but then I remembered another David McCallum show I watched as a kid... one that predated even Sapphire & Steel. It only lasted one series... but there are quite a few songs named after it (or at least, the HG Wells novel it was based on). So I'm going with those today. It was that or I started looking for songs that mention NCIS, a show which gave him a resurgence in popularity in his later years, and one which my dad watched regularly. Rest in peace, David, you were anything but The Invisible Man...



   



(That one from the new HF album, their first in 7 years. Pretty good it is, too.)





(I love Queen, but that has got to be their worst video ever.)


That's ten for you right there. But my hands down favourite Invisible Man song is this one... Elvis at his best.

But if stars are only painted on the ceiling above
Then who can you turn to and who do you love?
I want to get out while I still can
I want to be like Harry Houdini
Now I'm the Invisible Man



Tuesday, 5 May 2020

Hot 100 #9

Nine below Zero for your band this week, Rol, or Nine Black Alps? asked Charity Chic.

Neither, as it happens.

Here, have some Trent Reznor.

Nine Inch Nails - Hurt

Although you may prefer the Johnny Cash version... I think even Trent Reznor does.

Johnny Cash - Hurt

One final 9 band was suggested by Jim in Dubai...

9 Steps to Ugly - Eddie Lopez Lives in Slough

Which brings us to the 9 songs...

36 comments and counting from last week, as I begin to type this up. To be fair though, most of them were from George, who doesn't even like this series. Here's his first suggestion...

John Lennon had a really truly awful single in the mid 70s called Number nine dream. Don't include that in your list.

Well, since you asked so nicely, George...

John Lennon & The Plastic Ono Band - #9 Dream

I've got to say, I'm with George on that though: that is bloody awful. Don't watch the video either, unless you want to catch Yoko Ono in leather hotpants. I'm sorry, but I'm siding with Paul on this one.

At least the REM version doesn't have Yoko in it. Or her hotpants.

REM - #9 Dream

Let's call on The Swede to return us to sanity...

'Nine Funerals of the Citizen King' - Henry Cow

Y'know, it's really help me if you listed the artist first, Swede. Just saying. Otherwise, every week, I have to do this...

Henry Cow - Nine Funerals of the Citizen King

And you can save yourself the trouble of typing the inverted commas too, if you like, since they're not in my style guide.

Oh, hang on, here's Brian.

How about that early bird they call the Swede? How does he do it? I bet he sat in front in school (and he's tall!) and was never tardy too. 

I know, Brian. But let's not interrupt him when he's in full swing.

Sun Ra - Rocket Number Nine

Floyd Tillman - Each Night at Nine

Meat Puppets - Nine Pins

Whenever I heard the name Meat Puppets, I expect them to be some kind of industrial metal / goth band... not a million miles from Nine Inch Nails. I never fail to be amazed by how they actually sound.

Caravan - Nine Feet Underground

There's 22 minutes of my life I won't get back.

Which seems an appropriate time to interrupt The Swede's list (again) and bring up this suggestion from John Medd...

Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Karn Evil 9 

All 29 minutes of it!

Bloody good call John! says The Swede.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! says George.

Now much as I like the idea of torturing George, I'm afraid I have to agree with him again on this. Which makes twice in the same week. I am now officially worried for my mental health.

And the perfect lyrical opener for next weeks column... says Rigid Digit.

Trust me, I listened to the opening lyrics... and I couldn't make head or tail of them.

Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside

Really? Is that what he was singing? Why can't he enunciate? He was so much nicer when he was singing about Father Christmas.

Speaking of properly enunciating: back to The Swede's list...

The Fall - Nine Out Of Ten

Didn't we have that last week?

Moon Mullican - Nine Tenths of the Tennessee River

World's Experience Orchestra - Nine Degrees and Cold

The Mighty Diamonds - Cat-O'-Nine

I think this was The Swede's last suggestion this week. I don't think I missed any out...

The Studio One Band - Nine Pence

Can't find that last one anywhere on t'internet, but I'm sure it's a belter. It's got to be better than John Lennon and ELP anyway. Eh, George? Go on, old pal, it's you and me against the world this week. What else have you got for me?

Before Charity Chic posts it: 

Dolly Parton - 9 To 5 

Now that's more like it! Who doesn't get excited by the opening bars of that solid gold classic? Gives me shivers, it does.

And does the Sheen Easton song count, as the 9 to 5 bit is in brackets? 

Sheena Easton - Morning Train (9 to 5)

Of course it does... just listen to that intro too! Blimey. Makes me want to do high kicks. I've got half a mind to let you take over this feature, George.

But first, here's Swiss Adam...

Jesus and Mary Chain - 9 Million Rainy Days

Although strictly speaking, that's not 9, it's 9,000,000.

Yeah, but it's a great tune, so I'll let you have it.

All my time in hell is spent with you

Sounds like someone's getting sick of lockdown!

Lynchie's up next, and it looks like he's trying to outdo George's opening suggestion this week...

For next week there's The Beatles with the truly horrendous "Revolution 9"

The Beatles - Revolution 9

Yes, Revolution 9 is a perfect example of why the Beatles had to split up. Weird, really, since the same title (minus the 9) produced one of my all time favourite Beatles songs.

The Beatles - Revolution

Revolution 9 is much worse than #9 Dream though, so Lynchie wins that one. What about some decent suggestions instead?

Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band - Nine Tonight

Alice Cooper - Public Animal #9

Much better. Anything else?

It's probably against the rules but there's the fabulous "Wicked" Wilson Pickett song "634-5789" (and Ry Cooder did a tremendous cover of it!)

It is against the rules, but I let Swiss Adam break the rules for the same reason... just don't try and use it repeatedly over the new few weeks.

Wilson Pickett - 634-5789

And finally from Lynchie...

Charity Chic's mention of the band Nine Below Zero reminded me that they're named after a blues song - "Nine Below Zero" by Sonny Boy Williamson.

Sonny Boy Williamson - Nine Below Zero

Now, it's been at least 7 songs since I let George have a word. What else does he have for us?

The Clovers - Love Potion Number 9

Belter.

Wow, Rol, your Hot 100s are getting longer and longer, says C. I suspect this trend is set to continue for a few more weeks...

What doesn't kill you just makes you stronger, C. As we're all supposed to be discovering at the moment.

I'll go with 'Nine Plan Failed' by Adam & The Ants from his arty Dirk Wears White Sox days.

Adam & The Ants - Nine Plan Failed

Martin was straight in when he saw that suggestion...

Don't forget Apollo 9 by Adam Ant, from his solo days!

Adam Ant - Apollo 9

How could we?

Well, whoopsin-a whoopsin 
Jan jan jammering 
Yabba-yabba-ding-ding 
Delta hey max nine

Anything else, Martin?

Prince and TNPG - Love 2 the 9s 

I reckon Prince might feature quite a bit over the next few weeks.

The Breeders - Drivin' on 9

That was Brian's first thought. It is a top tune. And very un-Breeders.

They Might Be Giants - Pirate Girls Nine 

Love those guys.

The Kinks - Nine To Five (not that one)

Three great songs called 9 To 5. Who would have thunk it? And here's another one... not quite in the same league.

Slade - 9 To 5

Then, of course, there's his...

The Ramones - It's Not My Place (In The 9 To 5 World)

Oh look, Charity Chic's back.

Dave Alvin - Nine Volt Heart

That's a good one! says Lynchie.  And it is too. I've been listening to quite a bit of Dave Alvin lately - his voice is a great comfort. But I didn't know that one, so thank you.

Has George finished yet?

Merle Travis - 9 Pound Hammer

Jim Reeves - Wreck of The Number 9 

Roxy Music - Three and Nine

Apparently not.

Marie (can't link to you this week, Marie, your blog has disappeared again) sided with George on the Nine Pound Hammer, also suggesting this version...

The Monroe Brothers - 9 Pound Hammer

And, in similar vein, this...

Joe Simon - Nine Pound Steel

Ooh. That's nice.

Here's Rigid Digit...

Dr Feelgood - There's A Riot Going On In Cell Block Number 9

Patti Smith - Nine

Aerosmith - Nine Lives

There's an album I've seen in a lot of charity shops.

Bryan Adams - Cloud Number 9

Hard to believe that's the same Bryan Adams who recorded Summer of '69. It's like he's been airbrushed out of existence.

And then came Alyson...

This post reminds me of one of the most epic of epic Chain posts over at Jez's place.

One of my inspirations.

Talking of The Chain he used to have a Worst Record of the Week award so I'm going to nominate song Nine Million Bicycles by Katie Melua. She has a sweet voice and looks stunning but those Mike Batt lyrics drove me mad and I wrote about them over at my place.

Katie Melua - Nine Million Bicycles

Alyson then goes on to explain in detail her issue with this song, but she forbids me from reposting it here (even though it might have helped me beat Jez's record for longest blog post ever). You can read her cutting analysis here though.

Then Lynchie joined in with his own analysis of the Beijing bikes issue:

Fair point about those alleged 9 million bicycles in Beijing, Alyson.
As you suggest - it was closer to 9 and a half million back in 2005 when the Katie Melua song was released.

But, bicycle use in Beijing has dropped from about 60 percent in 1986 to 17 percent in 2010. At the same time, car use has grown 15 percent a year for the last ten years. (Note - these statistics come from a study of cycling in Beijing conducted by Jinhua Zhao, an urban planning professor at the University of British Columbia.

You can find more about the De-Bikification of Beijing here.

I have to admit, I quite like that song though, despite all your objections. My biggest problem is with the video - she's going to ruin that lovely jacket. What a shame.

I bet George is a big Katie Melua fan too. Speaking of George, here's one final suggestion from my new co-writer this week...

Jimi Hendrix Experience - If 6 was 9 

Thanks, George. The cheque's in the mail.

OK, who's left? Oh yes, Douglas...

With all the suggestions above, I hesitate to add to your sifting burden frivolously. But I have always tried to inject a small Canadian element to your rundown, and though Bryan Adams has been listed already, I feel Canada deserves a more fair and balanced representation than just that one...song. So my musings have turned up a short 1 minute exuberant little ditty I hope you will accept, "Song Nein", by Gunnarola. Its lyrics, though nonsensical, are certainly no moreso than "Song 2" by Blur, which surely must feature prominently in a few weeks time. My favourite lyric is the line "Ich habe Sauerkraut in meinen Lederhosen!" And before you look at the Teutonic spelling in the title and cry "Nyet!", I suggest he certainly intends at least a pun on the Nummer Neun, as indeed it comes in its due and proper sequence following numbers einz and zwei all the way through to seven and eight.

For those interested, Gunnarola is a young Youtube artist from London (not of course in England, wherein the Queen lives, but London, Ontario, a gritty industrial town a couple hours west of where I live). He reached his pinnacle of popularity in 2009 with his song "Canadian, Please", which elicited 5 million views for its saucy lyrics extolling the virtues of life in Canada.

Gunnarola - Song Nein

Thank you, Douglas. That made me chuckle.

From Canada, we drift back below the border, stateside, to Brian...

Michael Nesmith - Nine Times Blue

I think it's fair to say Mike Nesmith has a more respectable post-Monkees career than either Lennon or McCartney, post-Beatles. Ooh, little bit of controversy there.

Candy Opera - Nine Times Out of Ten 

That's lovely. I just had to go buy that album from Bandcamp, Brian.

REM - 9-9 (Now that's a winner! I love this era of the band.)

The Ocean Blue - 9pm Direction

That's rather lovely too. But I had to hold off on spending any more money for the moment.

I'm going to miss this series.

Well, that makes one of us, Brian. I do have an idea for what'll replace it though. Hopefully something that doesn't offer up quite so many potential songs every week...

And finally this week, it's over to Jim in Dubai...

Not much left this week but here's what i can add.

London Beat - 9am (great song)

Y'know what, Jim? When you suggested that, I shuddered slightly. Then I listened to it again and... bloody hell, you're right. I'd forgotten what a fine pop song that was.

The Snips - 9 O'Clock

Golden Silvers - True Romance (True No.9 Blues)

That's worth watching at least until 1:04 in the video.

The Thyme Machine - Nine Hundred and Ninety Eight Pieces

Two weeks in a row if you can handle them :-) 

Couldn't find that online, Jim... but after last week's effort, I'm not searching too hard. Thanks anyway.

OK, on with the regular trawl through my own dustbin of sound. Let's see how long that takes this week...

George Harrison - Cloud Nine

See, John? That's how to stay classy post-Beatles.

John Martyn - Number Nine

The Twilight Singers - Number Nine

The Moldy Peaches - Lucky Number Nine

Drive-By Truckers - Nine Bullets

The Fuzztones - Nine Months Later

Here's one for George...

Joe Bethancourt - Nine Yards of Other Cloth

And here's one for Brian...

The Granite Shore - Nine Days' Wonder

So I would dance from here to Norwich in the rain
As long as crowds came out to see me in my triumph and my pain

Speedy - Nine O'Clock News

The Charlatans - Nine Acre Court

E - Tomorrow I'll Be Nine

Class.

Mum - I'm 9 Today

Buxton - Boy Of Nine

Scissors For Lefty - Nine Clouds

Stereophonics - Step On My Old Size Nines

ZZ Top - Big Shiny Nine

Comet Gain - A Million & Nine

Boo Radleys - Upon 9th & Fairchild

NRBQ - Rocket Number 9

Jimmie Rodgers - Blue Yodel #9

The Damned - Plan 9, Channel 7

Camper Van Beethoven - 9 Of Disks

Frightened Rabbit - Square 9

Hot Chocolate - Heartache No. 9

Ian Dury - Bed O' Roses No. 9

My Life Story - March 9th

Tom Waits - 9th & Hennepin

Well, it's Ninth and Hennepin
All the doughnuts have names that sound like prostitutes
And the moon's teeth marks are on the sky
Like a tarp thrown all over this
And the broken umbrellas like dead birds
And the steam comes out of the grill like the whole goddamn town's ready to blow
And the bricks are all scarred with jailhouse tattoos
And everyone is behaving like dogs

Todd Rundgren - If 6 Was 9

Tony Joe White - 9 Foot Sack

Cat Power - 3 6 9

Ben Folds - Claire's Ninth

However, I have to hand it to The Swede again this week, for being the first to suggest what he called "surely a massive contender". Because, yes, it was.

Even before The Temptations start singing, this was the winner...


8. Eight. 8th. Help me please.


Tuesday, 25 September 2018

Hot 100 #65



What I like about this feature is that on a good week, you do all my work for me. Charity Chic even suggested this week's artist-related image - and a fine suggestion it is too. If you've never heard any Buck 65, I suggest you start with this.

There weren't many titular 65s out there... although I did discover a hitherto-unknown collaboration between Kurt Wagner & Josh Rouse called simply 65... which would have been a great fit if I'd discovered it in my own record collection, but I didn't. So I'm going to have to hunt that down now.

And then there was Dottie West - Route 65 to Nashville, which would have made a nice sequel to last week's post... had I owned it.

I was very tempted by Brian's suggestion of 65 Love Affair by Paul Davis... but sadly I don't even own a copy of that. I'll have to borrow Brian's limited edition gold vinyl copy sometime.

And finally - STOP THE PRESS! - a late entry from Deano in Australia (it takes a while for the pigeon to deliver his comments, and the poor bird has very tired wings)...

Louis Jordan - 65 Bars

Sadly I can't listen to that as I'm editing this on a computer with no sounds just moments before the post goes live... but it's Louis Jordan, so I'm sure it's ace, even though Dean tells us it's "quite different to the jump blues he was normally known for. Towards the latter end of his career he quite of genre hopped trying to latch onto the latest trends." I'll give it a spin when I get home tonight, I promise.

All of which left me only lyrical 65s to choose from this week. Luckily, you offered some fine examples...

Martin gave us one of the latter millennia listed in the lyrics of In The Year 2525 by Zager & Evans...

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife.
You'll pick your sons, pick your daughters too
From the bottom of a long glass tube.
 
That could well happen long before 6565... some might argue we're already there.

Oh, and if you have a spare week, I highly recommend you go and have a go at Martin's pop crossword. But not until you've left a 64 suggestion for next week.

Martin also offered Metal Man by The Breeders...

I don't know how old I was
But it was a '65 pickup
The Swede then dug out his old Richard Hell & The Voidoids records and suggested... Liars Beware.

You were sixty-five when you wiggled out,
Your mind all twisted and your mom all shout, all shout, all shout

If you're 65 and your mum is still shouting at you, you need to ask yourself some serious questions.

Lynchie then came very close to winning this week's prize with two damned fine suggestions. Firstly, The Boston Rag by Steely Dan...

Back in nineteen sixty-five
I was singing this song
When Lonnie came alive

(I was rather tempted to buy a ticket to that new Steely Dan tour... even though it's only really Donald Fagen now... until I realised I'd have to take out a second mortgage to do so.)


Three hun-dred SIXTY FIVE de-grees
Burning down the house!

Finally, C resorted to the excellent tactic of "if all else fails, try Bowie" with 1984...

I'm looking for the treason that I knew in '65...

All great suggestions, but I have to give this week's prize to Rigid Digit for choosing my favourite song by (possibly - it's looking increasingly likely) my artist of the decade, someone who persuaded me (despite serious lack of funds) to buy my first gig ticket of the year last week...

So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime
And don't forget you could be laughing
65% more of the time
You could be laughing
63% more of the time
You could be laughing
25% more of the time

RD says, "I love the fact he goes into exponential regression at the end. Plus it gives me two more lyrical entries for future submissions."

And believe me, I love this song so much... it could well crop up again.




Next week: the $64,000 question will be... do I have to go Ringo? Or can I dodge that aging bullet? You may be able to help...



Sunday, 8 October 2017

Saturday Snapshots #3 - The Answers


Let there be answers!
 
(I'm not going to ask you for the artist & song of the photo above. You'll all obviously have that one in your collections.)

Congrats to everyone who took part and identified a correct tune. I think we can all agree that this week's winners are Brian and his better half.


10. A Munster, wearing a white hat, on the canal...


Eddie Munster.

The canal / white hat = Panama.

Well done, Brian.

Van Halen - Panama

9. There's no doubt husband #7 left Steve a $6 million answerphone message.


A tough one, but it's all there in the clues.

No Doubt = Gwen Stefani.

Her husband (at the moment) is Blake Shelton. (Blake's 7?)

$6 million dollar Steve? Austin. The Bionic Man, of course.

The answerphone message? Listen to the damn song! It's a real tearjerker...

Blake Shelton - Austin

Score #1 for Mrs. Brian.

8. The queen gives a haircut so good, it'll make you weak.


Gave Chris no problems at all.

The Queen = Regina.

Who had a haircut that made him weak?

Regina Spektor - Samson

7. A big, depressed train from the U.S.

Big = grand.

If you're depressed, you're in a funk.

Grand Funk Railroad - We're An American Band

Score two for Mrs. Brian.

6. A moron in comfy shoes wishes his girlfriend was psychic.


Gordon is a moron, according to Jilted John.

Comfy shoes = Lightfoot.

Gordon Lightfoot - If You Could Read My Mind

Score three for Mrs. Brian.

5. All sad tales start with a big baby crying.


A big baby crying = The Mighty Wah!

A sad tale?

The Mighty Wah! - The Story of the Blues

A combined effort from Brian & Charity Chic.

4. Elvis in his underwear does what Gordon Sumner only pretended he could.


Probably the easiest one this week, if you knew the song. Brian snapped this one up straight away.

Do I need to explain that Jellyfish sting?

Jellyfish - The King Is Half Undressed

3. How far would Tom & Bob run to see this band, mate?


Apologies to Brian, I should have gone with an international clue about Burt Reynolds... I'll try to remember that in future. Charity Chic helped out here too.

Tommy Cannon & Bobby Ball.

Cannonball Run.

Mate = breed.

The Breeders - Cannonball

2. It's agony for a female Flintstone, listening to Andrew's Wax.


A female Flinstone might be called Freda.

Agony = Payne.

Andrew Gold's band (with Graham Gouldman) in the 80s was called Wax.

Freda Payne - Band of Gold

A last minute save from C: I thought I was going to win one!

I have to admit, I had to idea Freda Payne looked like that... or that she was such a martyr to her bad back.

1. Celebrating the fastest second place medal: he grows up to devour a plateful of Chrissie's finest.

If you won the fastest second place medal, you might get Quick-Silver... or Mercury.

Chrissie's finest = The Great Pretender, originally by The Platters (a plateful).

Well done to Alyson, even though she tried to talk herself out of it.

 

Freddie even did cover versions better than anybody else...



More next week. Probably.

After all, it is the 10th on Tuesday...


Friday, 14 June 2013

My Top Ten Hammer Songs


Stop - Hammer time!

Lots of fine hammer records were listened to while compiling this Top Ten... and I could have tried to be much cooler by including Captain Beefheart, Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac and Motorhead. But in the end, these are the ones that hammered their way into my head...

(Special mention to the man with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet, of course. You really can't touch him.)


10. Huey Lewis & The News - It Hit Me Like A Hammer

Late period Huey, from when I was the only one still buying his records. Huey always makes me smile though...

9. The Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Another of Macca's annoying nursery rhymes, this is probably the worst thing on Abbey Road. Still historic.

8. Bob Marley - Hammer

Don't tease Bob Marley. He has a hammer and he's not afraid to use it.

7. The Breeders - Divine Hammer

Video directed by Spike Jonze. It features a floating nun Kim Deal. Unsurprisingly for Spike Jonze.

6. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - The Hammer Song
Many miles did I roam
Through the ice and through the snow
My horse died on the seventh day

I stumbled into a city
Where the people tried to kill me
And I ran in shame

Then I came upon a river
And I laid my saddle down
And then the hammer came down
Lord, the hammer came down
Wonderfully apocalyptic storytelling from Nick, though there is a bit in the song that reminds me of the theme tune to John Craven's Newsround... but I'm kinda damaged like that.

5. Banjo & Sullivan - I'm At Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed)

With a title like that, what else do you need? A song that lives up to it? Amazingly, this succeeds.

4. Kate Bush - Hammer Horror

In which Kate romances both the Hunchback of Notre Dame and the Invisible Man (judging by the video which is both sexy and scary).

3. Peter, Paul & Mary - If I Had A Hammer

Written by Pete Seeger back in 1949, this was recorded by everyone from Trini Lopez to Sam Cooke to Leonard Nimoy (not entirely logical, though the video is entertaining). However, the version above is probably the most historic, as performed by Peter, Paul & Mary during the Civil Rights March on Washington DC in 1963.

See also If I Had A Hammer by American Music Club which steals the title for entirely different purposes.

2. Queen - Hammer To Fall
Every night and every day, a little piece of me is falling away.
Stone cold classic.
Give it to me one more time!
1. Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer

Not only one of the best videos of the 80s, but one of the best pop songs to boot.

Plus, it always reminds me of the excellent David Rasche... Detective Sledge Hammer.





Which would be your honey bee?

Monday, 3 June 2013

My Top Ten Glorious Songs


Not quite as glorious as my Top Ten Glory Songs... but what could be?


10. Go Kart Mozart - Glorious Chorus

Proof positive: you can make a glorious pop song in your bedroom. Lawrence has been making them for years.

9. Skunk Anansie - Glorious Pop Song

Any song with a chorus that repeats the line "You're still a fucker" gets my vote.

8. The Breeders - Glorious

This is what happens when Kim Deal finds herself on her own on Saturdays.

7. Everclear - Glorious

 Their song Wonderful is much more wonderful, but this one's still pretty glorious.

6. Emma Pollock - A Glorious Day

Only a ropey live version on youtube, but even that can't diminish the beauty of this song...

I'll ring Henry immediately... is a top opening line. 

5. Embrace - Glorious Day

Look, if you don't like Embrace, just bugger off, all right? ;-)

4. Andreas Johnson - Glorious

A perfect pop moment... whatever happened to Mr. Johnson?

3. The Pierces - Glorious

The Pierces confess to a serious Abba influence - especially in the video.

2. Eels - Wonderful, Glorious

Title track of the latest Eels album - another belter. E rules.

1. PJ Harvey - The Glorious Land

Best use of a bugle in a pop song ever?





Which is your most glorious pop song?
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