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Wednesday, 27 September 2023
Celebrity Jukebox #108: David McCallum
Sunday, 29 January 2023
Snapshots #276: A Top Ten Doo Doo Songs
All hails Michael McDonald, King of Doo! Well, Doobie. Because he's from the Doobie Brothers. You see? Have I explained that enough?
Here's ten songs with some Doo in them...
10. Filthy.
The Police - De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
Some of Sting's very best lyrics, right there.
9. When Henry Met Serena.
Lenny Henry meets Serena Williams.
Lenny Williams - Shoo Doo Fu Fu Ooh
(Top 40 hit in 1977, pop pickers.)
8. Laverne's Street Blues.
Lauren Laverne from Kenickie & 6Music sings on the Hill.
Lauryn Hill - Doo-Wop (That Thing)
7. He can always sell any dream to me... and may be related to #8.
Joshua Kadison sang "Jesse, you can always sell any dream to me". And this is another Hill.
6. Interdit aux moins de 21 ans.
That's the warning label that appeared on copies of Serge & Jane's infamous 1969 Number 1 hit. And I'm sure nobody under 21 bought a copy.
5. White lies from a Glasvegas social worker.
Glasvegas sang about their social worker, Geraldine.
White lies are fibs.
The Geraldine Fibbers - You Doo Right
4. Played keyboards in the band.
That's Manfred Mann (born Manfred Sepse Lubowitz), who played keyboards in the band that took his name. Paul Jones sang the songs.
Manfred Mann - Do Wah Diddy Diddy
3. The Longer Tonsils.
A rather fitting anagram.
The Rolling Stones - Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)
2. Ask Ethan.
Anyone who watched GLOW will recognise the subject of today's second anagram, the wonderful...
1. Charley's Chandeliers.
Charley Pride sang about Crystal Chandeliers.
An obvious Number One...
Sunday, 29 September 2013
My Top Ten Father & Son Songs... That Do Mention Fathers and Sons In The Title
Coming up on week three and this is proving the hardest (albeit most rewarding) thing I've ever done in my life. Fortunately, I'm still taking lessons in fatherhood from my record collection...
10. Chicory Tip - Son of my Father
While I have a lot of time for a great deal of 70s chart guff... this hasn't aged particularly well. Yes, kids, there was a time when all pop stars dressed like Chicory Tip...
9. Joshua Kadison - My Father's Son
A fool thinks he ain't bought and soldStarting a new teaching year at the same time you become a parent isn't something I'd recommend to anyone... this reminds me why I'm doing it.
Cause every man sells a bit of his soul
To bring his family home some gold
Before he knows he's gotten old
8. Hank Williams - My Son Calls Another Man Daddy
Let's not bring the milkman into this, Hank...
7. Gorkys Zygotic Mynci - Sometimes the Father Is the Son
Gorgeous song from the Welsh weirdos. Reminiscent in many ways of this next gentleman...
6. Brian Wilson - The Child Is Father Of The Man
An off-cut from the legendary SMiLE sessions, finally released in 2004, made even more special by the fact that it serves here as an intro to Surf's Up, one of the greatest Brian Wilson / Van Dyke Parks songs ever.
5. The Gaslight Anthem - Our Father's Son
Remember b-sides? Remember when b-sides used to be as strong as some a-sides?
4. Queen - Father To Son
From the days when Queen were serious Led Zep fans.
3. Peter Gabriel - Father, Son
Heartbreaking.
Can you recall2. Father John Misty - Only Son of the Ladiesman
How you took me to school
We couldn't talk much at all
It's been so many years
And now these tears
Guess I'm still your child
Out on the moors
We take a pause
See how far we have come
You're moving quite slow
How far can we go
Father and son
Maybe a little bit of a cheat but there's both a Father and a Son in the link above and this is just gorgeous. Not that my boy will ever have to worry about his old man being described in these terms...
Couldn't see his used up body at the funeral1. Johnny Cash - Father and Son
By virtue of the flailing of his conquests
They tied down his casket with the garter belt
Each troubled heart was beating in a sequin dress
Someone must console these lonesome daughters
No written word or ballad will appease them
Written by Cat Stevens, ruined by Boyzone... resurrected and immortalised by JC (with a little help from Fiona Apple). I love the original, but this version just floors me...
"Daddy... why do you keep making Top Tens?"
So people will leave a comment, son.