I can't offer you a Kiss From A Rose this Sunday morning, but I can offer you the answers to Saturday Snapshots. All Killer - no filler!
10. Elton joins Limp Bizkit at the mansion while a rainbow child goes undercover at the opticians.
(Convoluted yet easy if you think about it.)
Elton John + Fred Durst = John Fred, at the Playboy mansion.
Judy Garland went Over The Rainbow.
John Fred & His Playboy Band - Judy In Disguise With Glasses
9. Aha is confused by getting booed offstage at The Sands.
The Sands was a famous casino in Vegas where you might die if you were booed offstage.
"Aha is" is an anagram.
Death In Vegas - Aisha
8. Heavenly parsley from Houston causes personal illness.
Angelica, a type of parsley, is "the herb of angels". There's also Angelica Houston.
Angelica - Take Me, I'm Your Disease
7. Elemental dreams.
Earth, Wind & Fire are elements.
Dreams are fantasies.
Earth, Wind & Fire - Fantasy
6. Fake philosopher rustles up a glider - that's cool with me.
Bertrand Russell was a philosopher.
Plastic is fake.
The literal translation is "that plane's for me"... but what it actually means is "that's cool with me".
Plastic Bertrand - Ça Plane Pour Moi
5. Ripper's boy in a local area network crosses time zones to finish work early.
If Jack the Ripper had a boy, he would be a Jack-son.
A local area network is a LAN.
Alan Jackson (with Jimmy Buffet) - It's Five O'clock Somewhere
4. Contemporary jungle queen goes oriental.
Sheena goes East (on). Contemporary is modern.
Sheena Easton - Modern Girl
3. Dead guy gets stuck in Macca's farm and puts us all to sleep.
Shaun of the Dead.
Macca's farm was on the Mull of Kintyre.
Shawn Mullins - Lullaby
2. The very best of unknown aeroplanes.
No explanation needed for this one, surely?
The Mystery Jets - Greatest Hits
1. Desperate and determined child stars.
Desperate Dan has steely determination.
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