80p for a bag of crisps? I remember when you could get a bag of crisps for 12p!
Back in the early 90s, I briefly considered trying to get a mortgage for a £50,000 house. I decided against it: who wants a mortgage when they're in their early 20s? That same house is worth over £200,000 now.
You'd think pop stars wouldn't worry so much about the price of things... but then again, there's very few millionaires in the list below (with the possible exception of Tom: he must be worth a bob or two).
10. Eileen Rose - $20 Shoes
$20 is about the maximum I would pay on shoes. I realise this makes me some kind of relic. But I'd rather spend money on records.
9. The Fall - The $500 Bottle Of Wine
That's all you get most of the time
For all the life in crime
The 500 bottle of wine...
For all the life in crime
The 500 bottle of wine...
8. Ruth Etting - Ten Cents A Dance
Written by Rodgers & Hart, recorded in 1930. I miss David Jacobs.
If you don't fancy dancing with Ruth, you could always spend the same amount on a pistol from The Black Keys.
7. Ezra Furman - Maraschino Red Dress $8.99 At Goodwill
From the new album, Transangelic Exodus, which is pretty good.
(You'll have to take my word for it though because I couldn't find the track online and didn't have time to upload it.)
6. Tom T. Hall - Back When Gas Was Thirty Cents A Gallon
Don't even get me started on the price of petrol these days, Tom.
5. The Bottle Rockets - Thousand Dollar Car
If you only got a thousand dollars
You outta just buy a good guitar
Learn how to play and it'll take you farther
Than any old thousand dollar car
If a thousand dollar car was truly worth a damn
Then why would anybody ever spend ten grand
Oh, why did I ever buy a thousand dollar car?
You outta just buy a good guitar
Learn how to play and it'll take you farther
Than any old thousand dollar car
If a thousand dollar car was truly worth a damn
Then why would anybody ever spend ten grand
Oh, why did I ever buy a thousand dollar car?
The Handsome Family do a pretty good version of this too, available here.
4. Eels - $200 Tattoo
A drunken first date deal to each get a tattoo might seem like something both parties would come to regret, but E turns this into a sweet little love song...
It hurt a little, hell, it hurt a lot
But a man who won't commit is something I'm not
A little tear rolled down her face
When it was done we went back to her place...
But a man who won't commit is something I'm not
A little tear rolled down her face
When it was done we went back to her place...
3. Tom Waits - Twenty-Nine Dollars
You get the feeling that Tom will make those $29 count... but they might also cost him a lot more.
2. Half Man Half Biscuit - £24.99 From Argos
Quite a bit of discussion about this song over at the Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project, including what kind of keyboard it was that Nigel Blackwell got for £24.99 from Argos (and presumably recorded this song on) and where the twiddly bits in the tune might originate.
1. Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris - $1000 Wedding
A thousand dollars would be bloody cheap for a wedding these days, but I guess when Gram and Emmylou sang about it, it was pretty pricey.
Particularly if the bride doesn't show up...
Any price tags in your record collection?
