Thursday, 14 May 2026
Cancel Culture Club #9: Lola
Monday, 9 February 2026
Another Day #4: Toothache Day
Sunday, 23 July 2023
Snapshots #302: A Top Ten Dollar Price Songs
10. Stuck in your bottom, and in Iowa itself.
Stuck in your bottom, and in Iowa itself.
9. The Prodigy, in a patriarchy.
Prodigies are young geniuses (google it - it's not genii). In a patriarchy though, they would only recognise the smart boys. Although the lads don't even know how to use capital letters, so what hope is there?
This one was specially for CC.
8. Discotheque that only plays A Horse With No Name.
That would be a Club that only plays Music by America.
American Music Club - $1,000,000 Song
7. Goes with Vera and Betty.
Aloe Vera and Black Betty...
6. Slain rain.
One of Jack White's many diversions...
The Dead Weather - Three Dollar Hat
5. Pig home, inventory, spasms.
Sty + list + tics...
4. Where a Flashy actor goes to buy sable.
I've not been a big fan of recent movies based on DC Comics, but I thought The Flash was OK... despite being a box office bomb. It was good to see Michael Keaton back in the Batsuit, and the Nicolas Cage cameo was worth the ticket price alone. Controversial star Ezra Miller was rather irksome though... I doubt they'll be back.
If Ezra wanted to buy some sable though, they'd probably go to the fur man.
Ezra Furman - Maraschino Red Dress $8.99 at Goodwill
3. Throw him on a bonfire with Joni.
Guys are made to be thrown on the bonfire. Never do that to Joni Mitchell.
Guy Mitchell - A Dime And A Dollar
2. Mrs. Paragons gets in a kerfuffle with Raoul Shimmery.
Two anagrams, un-kerfuffled...
Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris - $1000 Wedding
A grand probably wouldn't even pay for the dress these days.
1. Tommy, in chains.
It never ceases to amaze me that we're now healthily into the 300s, and I'm still discovering big name artists who have never appeared in Snapshots before. Even more incredible is when it's artists I actually like.
Above is a young Vincent Furnier, and his puppy, before he adopted his more distinctive stage persona...
Tommy Cooper + Alice In Chains =
Alice Cooper - Billion Dollar Babies
Friday, 16 December 2022
My Top 22 of 2022: #19-17
19. John Mellencamp - Strictly A One-Eyed Jack
Grumpy Old Man Alert!
Mellencamp's best record in some years, here he finds a nice balance between the folkier turn his music has taken in the 21st Century and a grizzled retread of his earlier days. I was a huge JCM fan growing up, and while I'm glad he's not trying to make the same sort of music he made back then, it was good to hear him lighten up and have a little fun again. Well, as much fun as us miserable old bastards can allow ourselves. There's also a couple of cool Springsteen collaborations and even a toe dipped into Tom Waits territory.
John Mellencamp & Bruce Springsteen - Did You Say Such A Thing?
John Mellencamp - Driving In The Rain
18. Ezra Furman - All Of Us Flames
Back in 2018, Ezra Furman's Transangelic Exodus hit the heights of #7 in my Year End countdown. I couldn't get into the 2019 follow-up, Twelve Nudes, but this one is a definite return to form. The Springsteen influences are still there, and while there's a slight discordance to both music and vocals, as always with Ezra, these heartbreaking tales of lost souls doing their best to survive in our pre-apocalyptic times regularly turns caterpillars into butterflies.
Ezra Furman - Train Comes Through
Wednesday, 9 November 2022
Celebrity Jukebox #49: Ally Sheedy
“When you grow up, your heart dies.” So says Ally Sheedy in
The Breakfast Club, one of those movies that is inextricably linked with my
adolescence, but probably means much less to you if you weren’t a teenager in
the 80s. Sheedy was part of the Brat Pack: young actors who made a name for themselves
in a string of movies focussed on teens / early 20s, and also occasionally for
their outrageous off-screen behaviour… in Ally’s case, that largely involved
dating Ritchie Sambora from By Jovi and indulging in the rock ‘n’ roll excess
that comes with that job. Sheedy also starred in War Games, Short Circuit and
St Elmo’s Fire, all films that have a place in my heart. You had to be there.
In later years, Sheedy moved away from acting, becoming a
theatre teacher and book editor, although she is enjoying a comeback at the
moment in the TV show Single Drunk Female.
How does Ally fare in the world of popular music? Let’s find
out, starting with…
Rah Digga feat. Busta Rhymes – Imperial
Did you know that Busta Rhymes’s real name is Trevor? (It is.)
I included this track just so that I could tell you that; he doesn’t even
rap the lines below, they come from Rah Digga, whose real name is Beryl. (It’s
not.) Also, Musical Youth are turning in their middle-aged beds.
Sayin' peace when you see me; play the role like Ally Sheedy
And I ain't gon' join ya cipher if the weed's too seedy
From Busta Rhymes to some dubious rhymes courtesy of this
Canadian power pop star influenced by 60s girl groups…
Peach Kelli Pop – Cherry (That’s Not Her Real Name)
That really is a title of the song, not a continuation of the Trevor gag. (But his name really is Trevor. Google it if you don't believe me.)
Pink flamingo
90s Nintendo
Power nap
Spaghetti straps
Caller ID
Says Ally Sheedy
I did say I wasn’t going to embarrass myself my featuring
rappers unless I’m familiar with their work, but I thought it was worth
mentioning this one from MC Frontalot, because when I initially saw it, I
thought he’d written a song about Charity Chic.
I love you so damn much I'll sell ya CDs.
I'm greedy to get loved back like Ally Sheedy
In War Games.
How about a punk song?
Dirty Billy never finished school
Uncle Ernie had a crooked tool
Cousin Larry was a dancin' fool
Ally Sheedy used to be real cool
But they all believe and they sing along
They find the key to life in some big punk song
Well, don't we all?
Next some lesbian punk from a band whose name
unfortunately sounds like Butt Cheese, and once you’ve realised that, you’ve
probably condemned them before even giving them a try… but you should, because they're easier on the ears than anything else I've played so far today.
It’s like Ally Sheedy says,
She’s the protagonist in your head
Like an anthem or a bad PA system
Or arugula or kiss me now
The reason I decided to feature Ally today was because she
is namechecked in a song on the new Ezra Furman album. It’s a fine tune, but
not the best song on the album, which is definitely Forever In Sunset,
channelling Ezra’s Springsteen influences.
Ezra Furman – Ally Sheedy In The Breakfast Club
Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club
The black shit on your eyes, your purse full of junk
I build my world on versions of your VHS visage
And when Anthony Michael Hall interrogated you about the way you
Hoarded all your secrets in a bag around your neck
Part of me was swimming there beneath the water in your eyes
Silent she, keeping quiet as the joy and fury rise
Taking their time
That was going to be my final tune today, but then I
discovered something I liked even more. Your mileage may vary, but Howell Dawdy
is definitely someone I’m going to be investigating further… and that’s one of
the main reasons I’m doing this feature: to discover new artists.
I’m not going to quote the lyrical reference to Ally Sheedy here as it doesn’t make much sense without listening to the whole tune. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on.
Sunday, 11 September 2022
Snapshots #257: A Top Ten Pronoun Songs
Wednesday, 6 March 2019
My Top Ten Stupid Things People Do In Pop Songs
Sometimes pop stars can be proper daft. Here's ten daft things famous people do in pop songs. Don't try these at home...
10. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
To do what, exactly? Bleed the royal radiators?
9. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Learning To Fly
Pretty obvious where you're going wrong there, Tom.
8. Del Amitri - This Side Of The Morning
Well, that's one way to get ripped off by a taxi driver.
7. Ezra Furman - Come Here, Get Away From Me
And that's just careless. No chance of getting a PPI claim out of them either.
6. John Lennon - Nobody Told Me
Sure fire way to burn your pans, John.
5. Delays - Long Time Coming
Take it from me, you don't want to do that, lads - Lego is bloody expensive!
4. Queen - Hammer To Fall
Maybe shut the window before worrying about the door, Freddie?
3. Elton John - Your Song
Generally, a roof that's covered in moss is going to be pretty slippy. Look what happened to Rod Hull, Elton. Accident waiting to happen #1.
2. Van Morrison - Brown-Eyed Girl
Accident waiting to happen #2, Van.
Sir Thumbsaloft has some advice about that too.
1. Air Supply - All Out Of Love
Well, stop lying with your head on the blinking phone then! Particularly because, back when you muppets recorded this song, telephones looked like this...
Hardly conducive to a good night's sleep, is it?
Get a pillow!
(Same goes to David Bowie - "I leaned back on my radio" - get some bloody cushions!)
Any daft / inexplicable habits pop stars have revealed to you? Please share them with the group.
Monday, 31 December 2018
My Top 18 Albums of 2018 #1
Here it is then, the full countdown... and a very worthy Number One.
Enjoy your New Year's Eve. Here's my youtube playlist of my albums of the year to play at your party.
18. Kate Nash - Yesterday Was Forever
17. Gretchen Peters - Dancing With The Beast
16. Death Cab For Cutie - Thank You For Today
15. The Proclaimers - Angry Cyclist
14. Alejandro Escovedo - The Crossing
13. Eels - The Deconstruction
12. Lukas Nelson & The Promise of the Real
11. Jack White - Boarding House Reach
10. Jill Jackson - Are We There Yet?
9. The Decemberists - I'll Be Your Girl
8. Amy Rigby - The Old Guys
7. Ezra Furman - Transangelic Exodus
6. Father John Misty - God's Favourite Customer
5. Half Man Half Biscuit - No One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
4. John Grant - Love Is Magic
3. Juliana Hatfield Sings Olivia Newton John
2. Will Hoge - My American Dream
1. John Prine - Tree of Forgiveness
Back when we need him the most - warm, witty and wise. The living legend - long may he reign!
More here.
If you're going out celebrating tonight, take care and have a good one. If, like me, you'll be asleep long before the clock strikes in the new year... enjoy that too.
Thanks for reading this dribble throughout 2018. See you in 2019.
Friday, 21 December 2018
My Top 18 Albums of 2018 #7
7. Ezra Furman - Transangelic Exodus
So much more than the rogue gay angel, Born To Run-esque title track... though that would've been enough.
More here.
Next... look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree...
Friday, 25 May 2018
2018 Contenders: Better Than Ezra?
My attention always picks up whenever reviewers start comparing a new release with Bruce Springsteen, particularly Born To Run era Boss. To be honest, over the years, I've bought any number of odd records - from Lady Gaga to Lana Del Rey - based on such comparisons, and often found myself scratching my head... though after some immersion, I can usually see what they mean. It's not about sounding like Bruce in most cases, it's about tackling similar themes or creating a similar atmosphere or using a similar storytelling style. I'm sure Dylan fans go through the same process on a regular basis... I wonder how many of them ended up disappointed when they bought Greetings From Asbury Park, N.J. on the back of such comparisons?
Anyway, the lead single from the new Ezra Furman album, Suck The Blood From My Wound, garnered many a "sounds a bit like BTR" nod, so I had to investigate further. The themes are definitely present, with lines such as these easily recalling Bruce and Wendy's fervent desire to break out of New Jersey...
If we can make it across the state line then baby, we're golden
Let the law pronounce its' petty assertions
They've been outsmarted by a couple of urchins
Across the parking lot you're stretching the one wing you can move
I let you walk as long as fear will allow
I never loved you more than I love you now
And then we're back on the road before the sun's even up
We're making time, we're making progress
But progress towards what?
Your fallen feathers fill up two shopping bags
The future's breathing down the neck of the past
And the sun throws a shit-eating shine on the moon
And I'm not about to wait for them to come
Suck the blood from my wound
I looked a real long time
To find the border
Of a kingdom of love, outside the
Reigning order
And I found my angel on a motorcycle
I'm a queer for life
Outlaw, outsider and uh
To when I was eleven
And I thought boys were pretty
And I couldn't tell no one
Thursday, 29 March 2018
My Top Ten Price Tag Songs
80p for a bag of crisps? I remember when you could get a bag of crisps for 12p!
Back in the early 90s, I briefly considered trying to get a mortgage for a £50,000 house. I decided against it: who wants a mortgage when they're in their early 20s? That same house is worth over £200,000 now.
You'd think pop stars wouldn't worry so much about the price of things... but then again, there's very few millionaires in the list below (with the possible exception of Tom: he must be worth a bob or two).
10. Eileen Rose - $20 Shoes
$20 is about the maximum I would pay on shoes. I realise this makes me some kind of relic. But I'd rather spend money on records.
9. The Fall - The $500 Bottle Of Wine
For all the life in crime
The 500 bottle of wine...
8. Ruth Etting - Ten Cents A Dance
Written by Rodgers & Hart, recorded in 1930. I miss David Jacobs.
If you don't fancy dancing with Ruth, you could always spend the same amount on a pistol from The Black Keys.
7. Ezra Furman - Maraschino Red Dress $8.99 At Goodwill
From the new album, Transangelic Exodus, which is pretty good.
(You'll have to take my word for it though because I couldn't find the track online and didn't have time to upload it.)
6. Tom T. Hall - Back When Gas Was Thirty Cents A Gallon
Don't even get me started on the price of petrol these days, Tom.
5. The Bottle Rockets - Thousand Dollar Car
You outta just buy a good guitar
Learn how to play and it'll take you farther
Than any old thousand dollar car
If a thousand dollar car was truly worth a damn
Then why would anybody ever spend ten grand
Oh, why did I ever buy a thousand dollar car?
The Handsome Family do a pretty good version of this too, available here.
4. Eels - $200 Tattoo
A drunken first date deal to each get a tattoo might seem like something both parties would come to regret, but E turns this into a sweet little love song...
But a man who won't commit is something I'm not
A little tear rolled down her face
When it was done we went back to her place...
3. Tom Waits - Twenty-Nine Dollars
You get the feeling that Tom will make those $29 count... but they might also cost him a lot more.
2. Half Man Half Biscuit - £24.99 From Argos
Quite a bit of discussion about this song over at the Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project, including what kind of keyboard it was that Nigel Blackwell got for £24.99 from Argos (and presumably recorded this song on) and where the twiddly bits in the tune might originate.
1. Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris - $1000 Wedding
A thousand dollars would be bloody cheap for a wedding these days, but I guess when Gram and Emmylou sang about it, it was pretty pricey.
Particularly if the bride doesn't show up...
Any price tags in your record collection?


































