Jack Black stacks a slack sack pack on his back, and has a pet yak in his shack, with a nick knack, paddy-whack for smack, crack and quack.
Here are some songs that rhyme... but not quite as much as that.
15. Rock on... Are you ready for him?
Rock on, Tommy... Cannon. Are you ready for Freddy?
Freddy Cannon - Tallahassee Lassie
14. I'm the same boy I used to be, just like a peanut farmer.
Jimmy Carter was the Peanut Farmer.
"I'm the same boy I used to be," is a lyric from Valerie by Steve Winwood, which was allegedly written about...
13. Just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed...
Lyrics from "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"...
12. Died in 1966?
Or is that just an urban legend?
Paul McCartney - Temporary Secretary
11. Rita Tushingham's kitchen sink.
Rita Tushingham was in the kitchen sink drama, A Taste Of Honey...
A Taste Of Honey - Boogie Oogie Oogie
10. Motivational presentation, not for Old Men.
A motivational presentation could be a TED Talk.
9. Those McCartney Oiks will spoil everything.
"McCartney Oiks" was an anagram...
Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent
8. Hats off to Bell and Orbit.
Hats off to Larry. Bell and Orbit are both Williams.
7. Useful for painting in Michigan.
Bay City is in Michigan. You use a roller for painting.
I'm sure at least one of you recognised those legs...
Bay City Rollers - Money Honey
6. Bluebell is lost in the middle, and don't call me...
Bluebell is lost in the middle. And don't call me Shirley!
Rol!
Rol, Rol bo-bo-bol
Bo-na-na, fanna fo-fol!
Fee-fi-mo-mol!
Rol!
5. The stone at the heart of the flesh.
Peach Pit - Alrighty Aphrodite
4. 'Cause, I gotta have... Benny.
"'Cause, I gotta have... Faith." And Benny Hill.
3. Keeping up with The Joneses.
Or you could have had...
The Smiths - Frankly, Mr Shankly
I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry.
2. A Snapshots essential!
Your snapshots won't be any good without Focus.
1. Inverted woes.
That was an anagram!
Stevie Wonder - Master Blaster
Castaway Potshots returns next week...
The opening to #6 is wrong, you have too many bos. It should be:
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Ba-nana-fana-fo-fol
Fee-fi-mo-mol
Rol
Apart from that, thank you very much
I can never get that right.
DeleteI have had considerable practice from doing the names of my many nieces and nephews over and over again when they were much younger. They enjoyed it even more when we did their mothers because "Mum-Mum-bo-BUM" is objectively hilarious.
DeleteObviously.
DeleteThanks Rol.
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