Now then, Job-Seekers! Let's see if we can get all you lazy, good-for-nothing layabouts into gainful employment, shall we?
Let's see what jobs are on offer today...
15. She could be a grandma janitor now.
"A grandma janitor" was an anagram. Not a job. Pilot, on the other hand... well, I hope you have plenty of qualifications...
Joan Armatrading - Drop The Pilot
14. Calamari.
13. Confused icon.
12. Flying without Wings.
Paul McCartney - Temporary Secretary
11. Sharon, Tracey, Dorien.
I never watched the TV show Birds of a Feather, but I understand those were their names.
Birds Of A Feather - Blacksmith Blues
10. The worst eBay muddle ever.
"Worst eBay" was an anagram.
The Waterboys - Fisherman's Blues
9. What links Herman Melville to Shaun Ryder?
Moby Dick meets Black Grape.
8. These ladies are already queueing up to watch the new Avengers movie.
The Marvelettes - Please Mr. Postman
7. Not secured... or tight enough.
Loose Articles - Are You A Welder?
6. No one can hear them shooting.
The Silencers - Hey Mr. Bank Manager
5. Peck + Hayes & Asimov.
4. Hugh Laurie meets and Jed Bartlett and Doyle.
Hugh played House. Jed Bartlett was played by Martin Sheen. Doyle by Martin Shaw.
Housemartins - Me And The Farmer
There's some great dancing in that video.
3. Get your brand new ecstasy tablets here!
Fresh Es! Get your Fresh Es!
The Freshies - I'm in Love With the Girl on the Manchester Virgin Megastore Checkout Desk
2. Mark Everett is feeling down.
E is Sad.
Sade - Smooth Operator1. Fry Greta. Refry. Simple enough instructions, if a little muddled.
Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street
Thank you Jobmaster Rol
ReplyDeleteExcellent, thanks Rol. Looking through those jobs and thinking how few of them I could or would want to do. Maybe a miller? Definitely not a bank manager. But I really was a Girl on the Parrot Records Checkout Desk!
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