Showing posts with label Waterboys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Waterboys. Show all posts

Monday, 18 May 2026

Positive Songs For Negative Times #90: Don’t Even Have To Say His Name


Mike Scott is on something of a late-career renaissance at the moment. Following on from his superb tribute to Denis Hopper last year, The Waterboys have just dropped this instant sing-along classic... although this one's about someone else, and it's a lot less complimentary.

Who assembled this enterprise
To deny the evidence of our eyes?
Who presided over this offense
Against decency and common sense ?
Whose dedication, whose labour
Turned neighbour against neighbour? 
Who indeed should we blame?
I don't even have to say his name*

Who put the dogwhistle back in style?
Who makes every white supremacist smile?
Who put violence in peoples' heads?
The spider at the heart of the web 
Who granted Ice immunity
To murder with impunity?
Who indeed should we blame?
I don't even have to say his name*

Two trains are rolling across America tonight
I can hear their wheels, I can see their lights
Well I don't know, but maybe you hear them too
One leads to Auschwitz, one leads to the new

Who took democracy and its sacred vote 
And wrapped a noose around its throat?
Which insurrectionist and bogus King 
Buried the White House under bling?
Who threatens like other people breathe?
Insults women every day on TV?
Who turned this country we hold dear
Into a land of fear?
Who indeed should we blame?
I don't even have to
I don't even have to say
I don't even have to say his name*

(*That line has a couple of extra words added when Mike sings it.)



Sunday, 5 April 2026

Snapshots #442: Head & Face Songs


This is the actor Max Frewer, better known for playing the supposedly computer-generated TV presenter, Max Headroom. What a wonderful world it was when computer generated characters were actually played by real human beings... rather than the other way round. Sigh. Old man needs a lie down.

Here are some songs about different parts of the head and face...


15. Gale force: snorrrrre.

Storm-zzzzzzz.

Stormzy - Crown

14. Living in a powder keg and...

...giving off Sparks, sang Bonnie Tyler.

Sparks - Moustache

13. He's a delight... are you too?

A Sunny Delight... unlike that bloke out of U2.

Sonny Bono - Rub Your Nose

12. I can almost remember their funny faces.

Opening lyric to Jet by Wings.

Jet - Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

11. They won't make you happy.

The Upsetters - Dollar In The Teeth

10. Steinbeck... Shakespeare, Blake, Wordsworth. 

One John and three Williams.

John Williams - Theme From Jaws

9. H2O XYs.

Water plus the male chromosome...

The Waterboys - And A Bang On The Ear

8. ...Wilson and Diana...

Jackie Wilson & Diana Ross.

Jackie Ross - Keep Your Chin Up

7. George, Elaine, Dave, Linda... Marty.

Back To The Future fans won't have had a problem identifying the McFly family.

McFly - Five Colours In Her Hair

6. Mountain in Brazil... or Wales.

Sugarloaf - Tongue In Cheek

5. Lourdes, Estere and Stella.

Madonna has 6 children, 4 of whom are girls. Missing from the list above is Mercy. So they are...

The Sisters Of Mercy - Temple Of Love

4. It's messed up to call him a scaled shit.

With apologies to Sacha for the uncouth anagram...

Sacha Distel - Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head

3. Barry Norman said it best.

I used to love Barry Norman's film reviews, even though I rarely agreed with them. And why not?

And Why Not? - The Face

2. Pretty... Norma... Sensational band.

Pretty Polly... Norma Jean... Sensational Alex Harvey...

PJ Harvey - Written On The Forehead

1. Town where it's August all year long.

Summer-ville, of course!

Jimmy Somerville - Read My Lips (Enough Is Enough)


Face up to more Snapshots next Saturday - and meet them head on!

Friday, 26 December 2025

My Top 25 of 2025 #6 (not 7)


I hope you all had a nice Christmas. No rest for the wicked here at Top Ten Towers, as I continue to count down my favourite records of the year. What number did we get to? 8? So this post will therefore feature 6 & 7?


You'll only get that if you know any young people. And even then, you won't get it.

For mor information, google "What is 6 7?" - but don't blame me if it makes your screen go funny.


8. The Waterboys – Life, Death & Dennis Hopper


For truly, it is the year of the concept album – but this one’s definitely the easiest to comprehend, because it does exactly what it says on the tin. Following on from the stand-out track on the last Waterboys album, Good Luck Seeker, which was a tribute to the actor Dennis Hopper… here’s a whole album dedicated to his insane story. And somehow, Mike Scott resists the urge to revisit that original tune… he’s got more than enough ideas to fill this record with as it is.


This is a story of sex and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll – plus plenty of movies too, from Easy Rider to Blue Velvet and beyond – with a host of special guest Dennis Hopper fans invited along for the ride, including Steve Earle, Fiona Apple, Taylor Goldsmith and some guy called Springsteen, who’s not allowed to sing… just deliver a spoken word monologue in those reassuring, gravelly tones… a master-stroke of restraint on Mike Scott’s part. 


All this and a song celebrating Hopper’s finest hour – playing this hideously terrifying Frank in Blue Velvet. If you know the film, you'll understand why I'm not sharing the title here. Much of this record isn’t about Hopper as an actor though, it’s about his place in history (particularly the 60s), as a counterculture icon, and as an observer at some of the wildest moments of the 20th Century. So maybe you'll dig it even if you're not a Hopper-head. Or maybe not...


7. Jim Bob - Automatic / Stick



Clearly not a man who believes in sleep, the artist formerly known as one half of Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine this year released two new albums on the same day. Just like Guns n Roses did with Use Your Illusion, and Bruce did with those early 90s albums that weren't as good as Use Your Illusion. Jim Bob promoted this twin-release with his usual verve and vigour...



Well, I bought them both, of course. And they're exactly what you want from a pair of Jim Bob records - lots of angry, maudlin songs about how shit the world is, and quite a few that make you realise he's not actually as misanthrope despite all that, because he writes with such empathy for ordinary folk that at times it just breaks your heart.

I've broken a promise that I made to myself
I'd never write another one of these songs
I'd turn my attention to something else
I've tried but the pull is too strong
God knows real life is hard enough
Without the need to fictionalise
But it grinds my gears and it breaks my heart
To think of all the wasted young lives


Two albums deserves two videos...


...and you might wonder whether those two albums are both 6 and 7? 

No. Gen Alpha, I'm sorry... because I'm stopping there today. Just so that 6 is on a separate post to 7. (And also, that leaves me three albums x two more posts. Which seems neater.)

Join me next week for my Top 6 albums of 2025... if you can be bothered.

Start placing your bets now for what's still to come...

Thursday, 12 June 2025

Celebrity Jukebox #138: Sly Stone


When Ben messaged me about the death of Sly Stone earlier this week, I misread his text as Sly Stallone. I need to wear my glasses when looking at my phone.


Others will no doubt write far better eulogies for Sly of the Family Stone than I can. (Swiss Adam and Khayem already have.) I have to confess to not knowing much about him beyond the headlines, but I did enjoy his music. Plus, without Sly Stone, I don't reckon we'd have had Prince... at least not in the way we remember Prince. And that would have been a tragedy.


And so did these guys, I guess...


Danced to the music
And I sang a simple song
I was thankful and thoughtful
Sly Stone came along
'Cause he took me higher
And he made me see


It's good to look in your eyes
Knowing your eyes aren't the bottom of the soul
Because they high kick me like
Sly Stone on the cover of Fresh


Do you remember Sly Stone?
(What city did he come from Roger?)


In my script there's a love scene, picture it
Candles with warm apple cider
Sly stone on the radio
Oh, caress your funky dreads in the candle's glow
Whisper in my ear
'Cause I'm in the mood for love


I could be Sly Stone of the family crew
I could be big bad Daddy Warbucks
And love you too


See my hip bone connected to my thigh bone
Club Funkateers and it's a family like Sly Stone


Dancin' in my kitchen with Sly Stone's permission
Lit my ignition, cursing fascist apparitions


Musicians populate my dreams
My band members old and new
Certain Rolling Stones I
An MacDonald from King Crimson
David Bowie showing me round Dryden Chambers
Thighpaulsandra, Sly Stone
Amy Winehouse still alive
Vivian Stanshall punning in a cafe


Alright, I want you to get onboard this train
We're gonna make one stop, that’s all, just one
We're goin' to the place where James Brown, Gladys Knight & The Pips
Isaac Hayes, Al Green, Grand Funk, Sly Stone, The Bar-Kays, The Ohio Players
And everybody we know is funkin’ down there


And there were many more. But I'm sure they'd all admit, they're not a patch on the original...


As I was finishing this post off last night, the news came through about Brian Wilson.

Damn.

That's going to be a hard one to process...

Monday, 13 January 2025

Listening Post #18: The Return of Dennis Hopper

A few years back, The Waterboys released one of their best songs in ages, a tribute to the legendary Dennis Hopper. 


This year, they're going one step further with an entire album dedicated to the actor known for his roles in Easy Rider, Blue Velvet, True Romance and Apocalypse Now. Waterboys frontman Mike Scott says, "It's the story of Dennis Hopper's life in songs - and the story of his and our times." Even better, Scott's invited some very special guests to help him wax lyrical about Hopper... including Steve Earle, Fiona Apple, Dawes singer Taylor Goldsmith... and one Bruce "I'll guest on anybody's record these days, saves me having to record anything new myself" Springsteen. 

I'm looking forward to it... especially after hearing the first single...



Thursday, 14 March 2024

Celebrity Jukebox #125: Karl & Eric


World Party - Is It Like Today?

I've been breathing easy lately as the Grim Reaper appeared to have taken a bit of a holiday. Sadly, he's back, and in the space of 24 hours he took two big names from the world of music, and far too soon.


It was Khayem who alerted me yesterday morning to the sudden death of World Party's Karl Wallinger. What a shock. Like K, I got rather aggravated by various lazy headlines highlighting The Whole Of The Moon in his obituary... great song, obviously, but Wallinger neither wrote nor sang it, although he did play keyboards and sing backing vocals, and may have come up with the synth line, at Mike Scott's request to play something that sounded like Prince. My point is, Wallinger wrote far more songs on his own (including the Robbie Williams hit She's The One), but none of them are as universally recognised as The Whole Of The Moon, so didn't quite provide the story hook the headline writers were looking for. Still, I was surprised by how many of my non-muso friends posted tributes to Wallinger on the Book of Faces... he was obviously better known than the lazy journalists realise.


Mike Scott called Wallinger "one of the finest musicians I've ever known", and our own John Medd called him "a songwriter's songwriter." 'Nuff said.



While I expected an outpouring of love for Karl Wallinger, I wasn't surprised to see Eric Carmen's death go unnoticed by the blogosphere at large... though for me, it's just as big a loss.

Carmen will primarily be remembered for his huge 80s power ballad All By Myself, later converted into a nice little earner for his retirement years by Canadian Megalodonna Celine Dion. I'm sure it's a song you all have an opinion on, and I doubt it's a favourable one in most cases, but I have to admit... long before it was adopted by Bridget Jones and Joey & Chandler in Friends as a symbol of sad-sack loneliness, this is a song I used to sit and have a quiet, self-indulgent cry to in my teenage years. Please don't judge me.


(Classical musos might me like to point out that the verse from All By Yourself is based on the second movement of Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 2 in C minor, while the chorus... well, we'll get to that.)


Those of us who grew up in the 80s will also remember Carmen for his contribution to one of the biggest soundtracks of the era. Dirty Dancing might not be Citizen Kane, but if you were a teenager in 1987 (I was 15), it probably made quite an impression. Nobody puts Baby in the corner! 


However, neither of those tunes represents Eric Carmen's greatest achievement in popular music. That came many years earlier, when he was the lead singer of seminal* 70s power pop band, The Raspberries.

(*With apologies to those of you who don't appreciate the over-use of this word in contemporary music criticism... but if you ask me, it's valid here.)


Of the Raspberries distinctive sound, Carmen once said, "Pete Townshend coined the phrase [power pop] to define what the Who did. For some reason, it didn't stick to the Who, but it did stick to these groups that came out in the '70s that played kind of melodic songs with crunchy guitars and some wild drumming. It just kind of stuck to us like glue, and that was OK with us because the Who were among our highest role models. We absolutely loved the Who."


The Raspberries went on to influence the next generation of American hitmakers, including Springsteen, Tom Petty, Guns 'n Roses and Kiss... plus many of their own power pop successors, like The Posies, Fountains of Wayne, Weezer and Silver Sun. A bunch of my favourite artists right there... and they all owe a debt to Eric Carmen. Rest in peace, fella.

 
Oh, and the chorus to All By Myself? It was a reworking of this old Raspberries tune, written back in the glorious year of 1972.


Friday, 11 August 2023

Neverending Top Ten #6.3: Edinburgh


Our annual boy's getaway took us north this year, including a day in Edinburgh, a place I've long wanted to visit but never had the chance. We drove up from Carlisle in the morning, and my first impression of Scotland was that the roads are amazing. Amazing in that I hardly saw another driver as we took the scenic route through the Borders, and even the motorways were a delight to drive on. The occasional lorry on the inside lane which you pulled out to pass, but none of the horrors you get round these parts. It's telling that on our return journey down the M6, within 30 seconds of passing the border back into England, the motorway was closed down to one lane and everybody started queueing again. Welcome home!


The highlight of Edinburgh for Sam was the Dungeon, where they put on a great educational show with quite a few scares. I was singled out as having the plague and almost ended up as lunch for the local cannibals, so not that different from a night out in Barnsley. After that, we explored the city and worked our way up to the castle, which has a spectacular view and amazing history, but is rather spoilt by the utter touristification of the place (Sam preferred the far less grand environs of Carlisle Castle, because it felt more real). Sadly, we didn't have time to climb up Arthur's Seat, though we did get down to the rather incongruous parliament building... which was taped off by police barricades as someone had thrown paint all over its weird 70s sci-fi film entrance. We also didn't have time to venture into the underground... but I guess that's something for next time. We'll definitely be back.


One curious observation about our time in the city... every charity shop we passed was closed. Some just for the day, or just for the afternoon. It was almost as though they'd heard we were coming and were saving their wares for someone else. I can't imagine who.

Here's a great tune about Edinburgh Castle by a native son... 

Edinburgh Castle hugging the sky
Cold grey stone, humourless and dry
Sitting like a cork on top of the town
One of these days I'm gonna blow you down


And here's some lads from up the road in Auchtermuchty...

Depending on your viewpoint
This place is blessed or cursed
And in the years I've lived here
I've seen the best and worst
An air of sordid passion
A look of dirty grace
But not right in your face
It's not that kind of place



Wednesday, 1 March 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #74: Montgomery Clift


Montgomery Clift is another of those names I recognise more from song lyrics than actual movies, though his name is mentioned in the same breath as Marlon Brando and James Dean as a pioneer of method acting. Red River, From Here To Eternity and The Misfits are among his most famous roles, though he turned downing iconic roles in High Noon, Sunset Boulevard and Shane. A car crash in 1956 left him dependent on alcohol and drugs for pain relief, ultimately leading to his untimely death ten years later.

Montgomery's filmography is pretty strong... but his Celebrity Jukebox contains some real heavy hitters, starting with The Clash...

Say, where did I see this guy?
In "Red River"?
Or a "Place In The Sun"?
Maybe "The Misfits"?
Or "From Here To Eternity"?

And everybody say, "Is he all right?"
And everybody say, "What's he like?"
And everybody say, "He sure looks funny"
That's Montgomery Clift, honey!


From there, let's visit my favourite Tom Waits album, Nighthawks At The Diner...

And it's a skid mark tattoo on the asphalt blue
Was that a Malibu?
Vroooooom, vroooooom
Yeah, it's Liz Taylor and Montgomery Clift
Coming on to the broads with the same old riff, yeah


What about The Waterboys?

Grandma
We are Jonah
Rolling along
In the teeth of the whale

Then the scene did shift
To a sun kissed sea
There was Montgomery Clift,
Jonah, the whale and me
As the sun it set
Montgomery placed his bet
Then the whale did yawn
And fell asleep in four


And, just to take a break from the heavy hitters, I take you to back to 1979 for an encounter with Italian Prog Rock band New Trolls who namedrop Montgomery along with Gregory Peck and Deborah Kerr in this joyous little ditty...


Moving on, here's Earth Kitt... a lady who's anything but monotonous...

I met a rather amusing fool
While on my way to Istanbul
He bought me the Black Sea for my swimming pool
Monotonous!

For thirty days, salt air I sniffed
While I was shipwrecked and cast adrift
With a man who looked like Montgomery Clift
Monotonous!


Simon Joyner is not as big a name as Eartha, but he has some famous fans. Beck, Bright Eyes and Gillian Welch all consider him an influence.

You don't know me
He said to the swinging door
You used to look like Montgomery Clift, he reminded the mirror
I know how you got so sick
The mirror hypothesized
But he'd already turned his back and then he rolled his eyes


Random Hold formed in Dulwich, back in 1976. If you were reading the Melody Maker back then, you may remember their name...


This lot, on the other hand, hail from the early years of the current century... but count among their influences The Birthday Party, Suicide & The Gun Club...


Doug Powell gets filed under "Power Pop", which guarantees he'll get a listen...


How about some overblown melodramatic 90s Europop? Go on. You know you want to...


How do I follow that? Easy.

John Prine can follow anybody... and he's even brought Tom Petty along with him.

Hamburgers, Cheeseburgers
Wilbur and Orville Wright
John Garfield in the afternoon
Montgomery Clift at night



Monday, 30 January 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #65: Tom Verlaine


Well, the Cadillac
It pulled out of the graveyard
Pulled up to me
All they said, "get in, get in"
Then the Cadillac
It puttered back into the graveyard
Me, I got out again

Just as it came time to fire up the Celebrity Jukebox again, the news of Tom Verlaine's passing was announced. I didn't build this jukebox purely as a memorial machine, but it seems to increasingly be used that way. Ashes to Ashes...
 

Being quite an influential figure in the world of rock 'n' roll, Tom Verlaine pops up in quite a few songs. Here are a strong selection...


When she sang about a boy
Kurt Cobain
I thought what a shame it wasn't about
Tom Verlaine


When the gang came down here again
And they're phoning up Australia and they call each other names
And they all just wanna look like Richard Hell and Tom Verlaine
Some of my best friends are trains


I left school with 12 GCSEs, 3 A Levels and only one good song
I'm just another Russell Group punk
Just another Distrokid kid
Just another dime-store Tom Verlaine
Waiting for my 15 seconds of fame


April the 7th, 1979
Didn’t we breakfast together?
We celebrated my seventeenth
And heard Tom Verlaine together
We shouted from my bedroom window
And weren’t we happy that day?
But perhaps it was the whisky
Well at least no-one died that day


I can't turn you off
I just try and laugh you off
Tom Verlaine you maybe are
But you sure ain't rock n roll


Nights by the lake
Ribs and lemonade 
Tom Verlaine
Tape on auto-play


If I could dance
With Tom Verlaine
He's the one
On the television


That when you walk away
It's gonna be for good
You were my Tom Verlaine
Just sitting on the hood



Sunday, 29 August 2021

Snapshots #204: A Top Ten Songs Named After Famous Actors


Lights, camera, action!

This week's Snapshots brought together ten male Hollywood stars... I'm saving the female actors (or actresses, as we used to call them in the old days) for another time. But not next week. It'll be when you least expect it.

Meanwhile, here are the leading men...

10. The beginning and ending of Stig of the Dump.

St...ump.


Lights! Camel! Action!
Bushes that refuse to burn
See these sandals hardly worn
Raining blood, raining bread
The night we painted Egypt red

Then Charlton Heston put his vest on...

Stump - Charlton Heston

9. Get a loan to build your new privvy.

You need a John Grant, mate.


I got to meet him once, and he was really, really cool.
And when I think about everything's that he's been through,
I wish he'd call me on the phone and take my ass to school.

John Grant - Ernest Borgnine

8. Experts on fairy chimneys.

These are fairy chimneys, also known as hoodoos...


Gene must have made thousand films
He's kissed a thousand girls
And made a thousand kills
And let's not forget he took on Superman!

Hoodoo Gurus - Gene Hackman

7. Often found in crowds.


The madness of crowds...


He picks up useless paper
And puts it in my pocket
I'm trying very hard to keep my fingers clean
I can't remember tell me what's his name


6. Known to wage warefare.


Guerrilla warfare.


I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The future is coming on


5. An intense tie.


Anagram!

I keep falling in love
And you're breaking my heart
I know that it's wrong
But where do I start?
It's the end of the day
I'm here alone
And you're so far away


4. Adam Sandlers.


Adam Sandler was in The Waterboy.


Cowboy hat, man that ain't no topper
His suit's as slick as a lick by Cropper
He's dressing like a Carnaby Street pill-popper
Dennis Hopper!


3. Every bird struck.


Anagram!


Bullet was my favorite movie that I'd ever seen
I totaled my go-cart trying to imitate that chase scene
That Duster had six hubcaps, know what I mean
And I love the way they all flew off when it landed in that ravine


2. Associated with tramps and babies.


Lady & The Tramp.

Babies go gaga.


Every John is just the same
I'm sick of their city games
I crave a real wild man
I'm strung out on John Wayne


1. Where... dare?

Where Eagles Dare, of course!


Well, talk about a low-down bad refrigerator
You were just too cool for school
Sock hop, soda pop, basketball and auto shop
The only thing that got you off was breakin' all the rules

The Eagles - James Dean


Put your vest on again next Saturday morning for more snapshots...


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