Saturday Snapshots #153 - The Answers

RIP, Dame Diana.

Here are this week's answers...



10. Song about writing about songs, written by a songwriter who sounds like a songwriter who writes the songs... with a bit missing.

Let's start from the back.

Barry Manilow sang I Write The Songs. (Although, rather ironically, he didn't write it. It was written by Beach Boy Bruce Johnson.)

Take a bit off and you're left with Barry Mann, one half of the Mann/Weil songwriting duo (with his wife, Cynthia Weil). Before that though, he sang some of his own songs... including this one, which is all about writing songs.

Barry Mann - Who Put The Bomp?

9. Stealing Liz or Andy is a puzzle.

Stealing is nicking (where I come from, anyway).

Liz and Andy were both Kershaws.

Nik Kershaw - The Riddle

8. Santana Samba gets an A in winter sports... fortunate lass!

Bruce will be disappointed you didn't get this one, Charity Chic.

Top work from Mrs. Brian though.

Santana recorded Samba Pa Ti.

An A in winter sports would be a Ski... Alpha.

Patti Scialfa - Lucky Girl

7. Prestige, dropped by Joan.

Joan Armatrading dropped the pilot.

A prestige is the grand finale of a magic trick.

Pilot - Magic

6. World Eater at the tiller, like The Godfather said.

Jimmy Eat World.

The tiller is the Helm.

The Godfather made you an offer you can't refuse.

Jimmy Helms - Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse

5. A horse or a gun for Dear Madonna... is that what you meant?

A colt is a horse or a gun.

Madonna sang Dear Jessie.

Jessi Colter - You Mean To Say

4. Sons of ageing MacDonald go bucolic.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

Bucolic means "relating to the pleasant aspects of the countryside and country life."

The Farmers Boys - In The Country

Great dancing in that video.

3. Shorter cave dwellers and crazy item.

Cave dwellers are troglodytes.

The Troggs - Wild Thing

2. Dog saint and manservant get together.

A Saint Bernard & a Butler.

Bernard Butler - Not Alone

That's a top song. Not heard it in years.

1. Mr. Jawbones... isn't it a bit early for that, first thing on a Saturday morning?

"Mr. Jawbones" was an anagram.

I think we're all getting too old for the rest on a Saturday morning.

(Sunday, on the other hand... I mean, don't let me interrupt you.)



We'll take it to the bridge again next Saturday...

My Top Ten Hoover / Vacuum Cleaner Songs

Ten odes to the humble vacuum cleaner (and other Hoover-related thingamabobs). Unfortunately, I couldn't find any songs named after the Dyson. Sorry, Sir James.

Special mentions to Hoover, Hooverphonic, the extremely tantalising Jimmy The Hoover (lost classic!), Mindless Drug Hoover (swearily hilarious) and, of course, Freddie's greatest drag moment (above).  

Extra special mention to the Shake 'n' Vac ad. Because.

Sadly, I couldn't find The Yodelling Hoover by The Soft Boys anywhere on t'internet, but I'm sure it's great because it's Robyn Hitchcock.



10. The Candyskins - Mrs. Hoover

 Forgotten Britpop 15-minuters give it their all in this cheery ode to women in their underwear vacing up.

9. Glen Hansard - Broken Hearted Hoover Fixer Sucker Guy

A tiny lo fi delight from the soundtrack to busker's love story Once.

8. The Toy Dolls - Her With A Hoover

Despite only ever having one UK hit (a punked up version of Nellie The Elephant, very popular in 80s school discos), The Toy Dolls are, surprisingly, still in the go and still releasing records. This year's is called Olgacoustic, presumably because lead singer Michael "Olga" Algar is busking on it. Their previous record surely had the best title ever though: The Album After The Last One.

One more, two more
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
Three more, four more
Mice unite at the kitchen door
It weren't no rotten rumour,
He could never move her,
And I never saw her with a hoover.

7.  Pere Ubu - Vacuum In My Head

One for the John Peel fans. David Thomas has a vacuum cleaner in his head and it's sucking up everything he knows.

6. Edwyn Collins & Bernard Butler - Can't Do That (The Hoover)

A laidback psychedelic groove that shows what happens when you spill Orange Juice on Suede.

5. Arctic Monkeys - I Wanna Be Yours

Alex Turner is a great lyricist, finding  grubby romance in the everyday mundanity of old man's pubs, pick 'n' mix bags and late night taxi journeys. But here, he bows down to a true master, reworking John Cooper Clarke's poem of the same name...

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust...

4. Sugar - Hoover Dam

Bob Mould goes all 'To Be Or Not To Be' on the edge of the Hoover Dam. No vacuum cleaners, but a damned fine tune, nevertheless.

3. 'Til Tuesday - Love In A Vacuum

Before going on to a superlative solo career, Aimee Mann was the lead singer of synth-heavy 80s new wave band 'Til Tuesday. This is one of their best,but it's not as timeless as her later work.

2. The Christians - Hooverville

A politically charged anthem from the mighty Christians... nothing to do with cleaning up your house, unless they're asking crooked politicians to do just that.

1. Elvis Costello - Hoover Factory

Elvis pays tribute to the distinctive Art Deco design of London's Hoover Building... now owned by Tesco.

I don't think I'll be compiling a Top Ten Tesco Songs anytime soon.

Five miles out of London on the Western Avenue
Must have been a wonder when it was brand new
Talkin' 'bout the splendour of the Hoover factory
I know that you'd agree if you had seen it too...

Which is your dustbuster?