Showing posts with label Bog Shed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bog Shed. Show all posts

Monday, 20 May 2024

Neverending Top Ten #7.0: Off The Shelf

Nobody ever looks at my CD shelves, except me. We don't get a lot of visitors here at Top Ten Towers, and those we do get are usually Louise's friends or family. The CD shelves are upstairs in the spare room, out of the way, not that the majority of our visitors would be remotely interested in them.


A couple of weeks back, Sam started to show an interest. Initially he was impressed that the albums are alphabetised by artist - this appealed to the part of his brain that likes making lists and putting things in order. (Fortunately, he hasn't yet spotted that not all the discographies are in the correct chronological order... they used to be, but a half-dozen house moves over the past couple of decades has messed that up... it's on my To Do list).


Then... be still, my beating heart... he started to pull individual CDs off the shelf and play his favourite tracks. I'm saving the first of his choices till the end of this post, but over the weekend he found a copy of Queen's Greatest Hits and decided to play that while we were having tea. I don't think I've been as proud since he uttered his first words (which were "Spider-Man", in case you were wondering).


Now those of you who sit firmly in the Queen-are-rubbish camp, just hold your tongues. Sam's choice is significant for a number of reasons. Primarily because it was that same album (a much older copy, on vinyl), that I first pulled out of my sister's record collection when I was about Sam's age, slipping it onto her turntable while she was at work then sitting back to enjoy and explore. There's probably much that can be written about how Queen (like the Beatles, or the Beach Boys, or Motown, or Taylor Swift) are a good gateway drug when it comes to discovering music... I mean, you're not going to start with Bog Shed, are you? But for me, this was an incredibly powerful piece of symmetry. It almost brought me to tears.


Of course, Sam knows most of the tracks on Queen's Greatest Hits (ditto the singles collections of all the artists mentioned above) due to their inclusion on the 150+ in-car CDs I've slowly been indoctrinating him with over the past ten years... but there's a big difference between listening to what your dad puts on and choosing a record for yourself. This is a rite of passage moment.


And if you're not impressed by Sam's Queen selection... well, that's why I saved the best to last. The first song he chose for himself is the one below. Not a big hit, instead one that only reached #53 in 1997, by a band most of the people who wouldn't even take a second glance at my CD shelves only really know for one song... and it's certainly not this one. 

Grander than Castles, Cathedrals or stars
Electric Guitars!
Riots in airports - everywhere that we go
Mascara meltdown - hysteria-a-go-go
Electric Guitars!

'Nuff said.



Thursday, 9 November 2023

Title Fight #1


Last week I was in a charity shop and I bought a CD by a band I'd never heard of, purely on the strength of the song titles. When I got it home, it wasn't really my thing at all (I never understand why certain rock/metal starts feel the need to "sing" in that scary throat-wrecking shouty-howl, ruining what might otherwise be a perfectly good song). 


I realised I do this a lot. A good song title will often persuade me to sample music I might otherwise never have given the time of day. Sometimes that pays off, other times it doesn't. There are certain artists out there who write far better song titles than they do songs. (I'm looking at you, Fall Out Boy!)


This all gave me an idea for a new feature in which I delve through the deepest recesses of the hard drive in search of songs with great titles. Will they live up to their name? You can decide. Each week, I'll ask you to tell me your favourite title and your favourite track. It'll be interesting to see if they're the same song.

For your consideration today...

1. Neil Diamond - You're So Sweet, Horseflies Keep Hangin' Round Your Face

Let's start with that old charmer Neil. Well known for his successful chat up lines, like "Good times never seemed so good", "You make me sing like a guitar hummin'" and "Honey's sweet,
But it ain't nothin' next to baby's treat"... but I'm guessing this one just earned him a slap in the mush. Still - great title!


2. Bog Shed - Fat Lad Exam Failure

Another of those C86 bands I've given a bit more time to having read Nige Tassel's excellent book, Whatever Happened to the C86 Kids?: An Indie Odyssey. Bog Shed were from Heptonstall, near Hebden Bridge. I have been to Hepstonstall: it's a lovely place, but clearly one that's stuck in another century. If you were lucky enough to catch the Shane Meadows' TV series The Gallows Pole, it was filmed in Heptonstall. I doubt they had to do much to make it look like the 18th Century.

Fat Lad Exam Failure is what you'd call an acquired taste, but it makes me smile every time I hear it.


3. The United States Of America - I Won't Leave My Wooden Wife For You, Sugar

Psychedelic bands offer endless possibilities for this feature, because so many of their songs were written under the influence of mindbending substances. The United States of America were founded in 1967 (1776, my arse!) by Joseph Byrd and Dorothy Mosowitz. And if you're wondering why she won't leave her wooden wife for you, it's because she's got "a split level house with a wonderful view, three sweet kids and Yorkshire terrier, too,". What else could a girl want?


4. Coach Party - What's The Point In Life?

Bang up to date for our final offering today. Coach Party are from the Isle Of Wight, and their guitarist is called Joe Perry. No, not the one from Aerosmith. (I feel a Namesakes coming on.) They'd already impressed me in the title stakes with their 2021 single Everybody Hates Me, but this is the opening track to their new album, KILLJOY (their capitals, not mine). If you went by the lyrics, the full title would be What's The Point In Life If We All Die? They lose a point for shortening it.


Let me know which is your favourite title today - and whether it matches your favourite song.

Also, if you'd like to suggest any memorable song titles for future editions - have at it!


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