Showing posts with label Feargal Sharkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Feargal Sharkey. Show all posts

Thursday, 20 March 2025

The My Top Ten Mailbag #1

Jim from Dubai writes...

Hello Rol,

I hope all is well.

I liked the Snapshots last week with the two references to Feargal Sharkey.

While on the topic of Feargal I thought you might like this from Viz magazine about a year ago, Frugal Sharkey, some great references to My Perfect Cousin.

I still buy Viz, still has some great stuff in it.

Jim.

Thanks, Jim. Despite being a long-time comic reader - and the fact that a friend of mine now regularly draws for it - I've never really got into Viz. Still, I'm always happy to have a free post, and this is fun...

The Undertones - My Perfect Cousin

The Assembly - Never Never

I don't know why I'm calling this post #1. It's not as though it's going to be a series. Unless...


Sunday, 9 March 2025

Snapshots #386: Family Snapshots!


So*... that's why Peter Gabriel helped launch yesterday's quiz... and why he turned up again this morning with the answers. He knows a thing or two about a Family Snapshot...

Here are 15 songs about relatives...

(*More apologies to CC.) 


15. One third of Annabella's band had a typical tempo of 115–130 bpm.

Annabella Lwin was in Bow Wow Wow. A third of that is Bow. House music has a typical tempo of 115–130 bpm. Bow + House =

Bauhaus - Watch That Grandad Go

14. No echo.

While Echo & The Bunnymen were on a break, Ian and Will had another band...

Electrafixion - Sister Pain

13. Sounds like the plasticine used by our itinerant friend.

Ernie gets around a bit, doesn't he? I wonder if he always takes his Play-Doh with him?

Ernie K-Doe - Mother-In-Law

12. Without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

A quote taken from early on in Genesis. This is later Genesis though... I figured you'd probably prefer them without their heads. Shoot me - I always liked this song.

Genesis - No Son Of Mine

11. Ronnie Barker's wireless breakfast show.

Porridge Radio - Nephews

10. Animal makes a fortune from high-waisted suits.

He played keyboards with The Animals for a while, presumably wearing his zoot suit.

Zoot Money - The Uncle Willie

9. Confusion over dark hall ban after 11pm. 

"Dark hall ban" was an anagram. After 11pm, it's midnight.

Hank Ballard & The Midnighters - Annie's Aunt Fanny

Uncle Willie and Aunt Fanny. Fnar.

8. Bo?


Clearly, I was thinking of Ms. Derek, first initial B...

Derek B - Bad Young Brother

He gets paid in pounds, not in dollars.

7. Emily Dickinson had a discerning palate. 

E.D. was a gourmet...

Eydie Gorme - Yes My Darling Daughter

6. Twice in one weekend? FFS!

He's here, and at this week's Number One. The extra F is how bloggers of a certain vintage refer to him... you'll know why if you fell victim to his anti-blog campaign back in the day.

That said, he made some great solo records after leaving the Undertones. And I'd completely forgotten this one... mustn't have heard it in 40 years, but it still sounds good.

Feargal Sharkey - Listen To Your Father

5. Prohibition criminals... or Prince's mates.

The Purple Gang - Granny Takes A Trip

4. The name of my first cat. (I realise that's a pretty niche clue, but think of your standard cat names and you might get it.)

My first cat was called Fluffy. We had another one at the same time called Frisky. Remember that in case I ever post a picture of a band with that name.

Fluffy - Husband

3. Switch off the bassist, he clashes with the rest of the band.

Paul Simonon was the bassist in the Clash. When he's not on, he's...

Paul Simon - Mother And Child Reunion

2. Metric bedsheets come untangled.

"Metric bedsheets" was an anagram...

The Decemberists - The Crane Wife

1. Found beneath Blackburn and Orlando. 

They can be found Under the two Tones...

The Undertones - My Perfect Cousin

Indisputably the greatest song about a family member, featuring one of the greatest rhyming couplets in the history of pop music...

His mother bought him a synthesiser
Got the Human League in to advise her



Special mention to those relatives who didn't get an invitation...





Hopefully, it'll be relatively easy for you to find your way back here next Saturday to be part of the Snapshots family once again.

Sunday, 31 January 2021

Saturday Snapshots #174 - A Top Ten Thief Songs


The internet would have you believe that this is a photo of Keanu Reeves stealing a camera from a paparazzi and legging it. Apparently, that's not what happened... but it still seems an appropriate image to accompany this week's answers, given that they represent...


A TOP TEN THIEF SONGS  


10. Learning to read on the hifi.

Phonics is the system used to help kids read these days. "Never had 'em when I was a kid and I read fine, etc. etc."

Another word for hifi is your stereo. 

Stereophonics - The Bartender & The Thief

9. Saltwater dynamite.

Teardrops are saltwater (according to Julian Lennon, anyway).

Dynamite explodes.

The Teardrop Explodes - Thief of Baghdad

8. A fop perturbs.

Anagram!

(Yes, that is Paddy McAloon.)

Prefab Sprout - The Best Jewel Thief In The World

7. What made Elvis the Pelvis?

Swaying hips, of course!

Hipsway - The Honeythief

(See, CC - I had been listening to it recently!)

6. Have you got the stomach for this?

Belly - Thief

5. Over abundant.

INXS - Listen Like Thieves

4. A younger android, but still paranoid (almost).

Marvin was the paranoid android. 

Junior Murvin - Police & Thieves

3. Charming.

Prince Charming, obviously.

Prince - Thieves In The Temple

2. Is that... a fake lager, Rhys?

"A fake lager, Rhys" is an anagram of...

Feargal Sharkey - You Little Thief

Still one of the greatest intros of the 80s.

1. Expensive.


Cher is expensive in French, not just dear.

And "I was born in the wagon of a travelling show" is a hell of an opening line.



I'll be back next Saturday to steal more of your time...

Sunday, 18 October 2020

Saturday Snapshots #159 - The Answers

 


We currently live in the Badlands.

The Heart of Darkness.

Because the Apocalypse is happening right Now.

And while we wait - and pray - for a leader with the integrity of Jed Bartlett... all we can do in the meantime is enjoy the answers to this week's Saturday Snapshots.



10. Hello, green eyes & rosacea noses.


Green eyes = jealousy.

A big red drinker's nose is known as a Gin Blossom.


9. Jim, a British soldier, rejects a runaway... and loses two Euros from his money.


A British soldier was a Tommy.

Jim is James.

Shun Del, who sang Runaway.

Take the E from money, twice...


8. Woman found in Queen's wireless... it's a wicked affair!


Queen sang Radio Gaga. D'oh.


There are days I think this song was the last great pop song. A sure sign I'm getting old.

7. Berny Joe offers romantic flying lessons.


"Berny Joe offers" is an anagram.


6. La petite mort? Bet there will be lots of wrong answers here... 



Climax making you blue?


Such a great groove on that.

5. Mighty, like an Inuit, but self-sufficient... idiotic article.


The Mighty Quinn was an Eskimo. (Some debate about whether that term should be considered offensive these days, though the consensus appears no.)

Self-sufficient is independent.

Idiotic article = stupid thing.


One of JC's favourites.

4. Stabbed by spider's silk... ends up behind bars.



Want to see that suit in colour, George? Check out the video!

3. Scared of girls with fins, tiny robber? 


Fear... Gal... Shark... 


A great solo tune from the former Undertone... just a shame he made it his mantra once he went to the Dark Side and became a bullshit record exec interested only in persecuting harmless music fans.

2. Sam cornily considers your ego.


"Sam cornily" is an anagram.


I bet you think this song is about you - don't you?

1. Summer nights shampoo... like Mr. Benn.

Adam & Joe famously upset Mr. Grumpy by making fun of his name in a Wella-wella-huh! Tell me more, tell me more... stylee. The shampoo speaks for itself.

Mr. Benn was always changing into different outfits that led to adventures.



More Snapshots next Saturday. Be Sheen you then.


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