10. Toothless Wookie joins the Republican Army (but not in Ireland).
If Chewbacca didn't have any teeth, he wouldn't be able to chew, which would make him Bacca + RA.
9. On Trial.
In Kafka's The Trial, the main character was Josef K...
8. Haunted Hughes.
If Ted Hughes were HaunTed, he would be a...
Ghostpoet - Sorry My Love, It's You Not Me
7. Lancaster enjoys a Golden Shower.
Burt (Lancaster) likes getting Weedon.
Sorry.
6. Sounds like a cruise with The Doors.
The Doors sailed on The Crystal Ship. Which sounds like...
5. Peter and Catherine were great, but Ivan was terrible.
They were all Tsars. Or...
The Czars - Sorry I Made You Cry
John Grant before he was John Grant.
4. Doing well, without trying very hard.
They're just coasting.
The Coasters - Sorry But I'm Going To Have To Pass
3. Come on, feel the Illinoise.
Chicago, Illinois.
Chicago - Hard To Say I'm Sorry
Peter Cetera's teeth give Donny Osmond a run for his money.
2. It's Clip Tit Trio!
Unfortunate anagram. Sorry again.
Scritti Politti - Oh Patti (Don't Feel Sorry For Loverboy)
1. Most of what's needed to stop a Beatle's pants falling down.
A belt on John would stop his pants falling down. Most of that is...
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