Monday, 21 July 2025
Listening Post #33: Summer Tattoo
Sunday, 20 July 2025
Snapshots #405: Superstitious Songs
If you're wondering why there was a photo of Stevie Wonder holding a camera available on the web of lies, apparently it comes from an old Saturday Night Live sketch in the 80s. Stevie was presumably a very good sport.
As to why it was featured here, well...
13-month-old baby, broke the looking glass
Seven years of bad luck, the good thing is in your past
When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way
Here are fifteen songs about good and bad luck superstitions...
15. Not actually jumpers.
The Cardigans - Your New Cuckoo
Hearing the first cuckoo of the year is considered good luck - turn your money over!
14. Nonaligned one.
With the correct alignment, those letters form...
Lonnie Donegan - Black Cat (Cross My Path Today)
Lots of debate whether black cats bring bad luck or good luck.
13. KLM, Vietnam Airlines, Air Tahiti, Air Force One.
Google them. They all have...
Blue Aeroplanes - Walking Under Ladders for a Living
12. Mighty Like A Shotgun Wedding.
Might Like A Rose. Shotgun Wedding was by Roy C.
Rose Royce - Wishing On A Star
11. Electric Vehicle designed for the beach.
Evie Sands - Close Your Eyes, Cross Your Fingers
10. They spent so long sorting out the creases, they didn't score any runs.
Too much ironing led to a maiden over.
Iron Maiden - Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son
9. Oy! Fiddle de way out of this one!
"Oy! Fiddle de" was an anagram.
8. A complete lack of gratitude.
One for sorrow, two for joy...
7. What if Bogie came from Bethlehem?
What if Humphrey came from a Little Town...?
Humphrey Lyttelton Band - Bad Penny Blues
6. Don't cry, baby, I'll turn on the air-con.
Wah! Heat - Don't Step On The Cracks
5. A Minder from Nottingham, with Joan.
Terence was a Minder. The river Trent flows through Nottingham. Darby & Joan.
Terence Trent D'Arby - Wishing Well
Or Sananda Maitreya as he's known these days.
4. POTUS 3, Wright Flyer 1.
The third President was Jefferson. The Wright Flyer was the first Airplane.
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
Pinch punch, first of the month.
3. What have you got tangled in your hair, Nan?
"Hair, Nan" was an anagram.
Don't open it indoors.
2. Reggae prototypes in space.
1. Taylor Swift, for example.
Taylor is a very...
Big Star - Thirteen
If anyone knows any songs about putting your shoes on the table, I'd love to hear them... otherwise, there'll be more of this nonsense next Saturday.
Saturday, 19 July 2025
Saturday Snapshots #405
If you're feeling Uptight this Saturday morning - it's OK. Everything's Alright! For Once In My Life, I've come up with a bunch of Snapshots that will lift you to Higher Ground.
Who will be Misstra Know It All today?
Identify the pop stars below and work out how their songs are linked, please...
15. Not actually jumpers.
14. Nonaligned one.
13. KLM, Vietnam Airlines, Air Tahiti, Air Force One.
12. Mighty Like A Shotgun Wedding.
11. Electric Vehicle designed for the beach.
10. They spent so long sorting out the creases, they didn't score any runs.
9. Oy! Fiddle de way out of this one!
8. A complete lack of gratitude.
7. What if Bogie came from Bethlehem?
6. Don't cry, baby, I'll turn on the air-con.
5. A Minder from Nottingham, with Joan.
4. POTUS 3, Wright Flyer 1.
3. What have you got tangled in your hair, Nan?
2. Reggae prototypes in space.
1. Taylor Swift, for example.
I Wonder if you got them all?
Answers tomorrow morning...
Friday, 18 July 2025
Neverending Top Ten #7.2: The Last Day of School
Thursday, 17 July 2025
Snapshots Superman Songs Spillover (#3)
Before we start today, Charity Chic asks, "Will one [of your Superman songs] be Chris Mills' cover of The Flaming Lips?"
It wasn't going to be, CC... until I heard it...
Chris Mills - Waiting For Superman
Lovely.
Superman used to represent "Truth, Justice, and the American Way"... but many are questioning whether that's still relevant, and the press have put that point to the new movie's director, James Gunn, a man who has clashed with Donald Trump in the past.
“I mean, Superman is the story of America,” Gunn says. “An immigrant that came from other places and populated the country, but for me it is mostly a story that says basic human kindness is a value and is something we have lost.”
Which made me think of this...
Gil Scott Heron & Brian Jackson - Ain't No Such Thing As Superman
Superman has also been called a "strange visitor from another planet", that planet being, of course, Krypton. I couldn't find any songs named after Kal El's home planet, but there were quite a few that mention its most famous (and deadly) mineral...
Eminem seems particularly obsessed with Kryptonite, dropping it into a bunch of his lyrics.
When Superman arrives on Earth as a baby, he crashlands in a small Kansas town...
And it's not until many years later that he arrives in the big City...
Sufjan Stevens - The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts
Going by James Gunn's logic though, it doesn't matter where Superman comes from, or where he lives now...
Suzi Quatro - Official Suburban Superman
It could be anywhere!
The Chats - Southport Superman
No: where he's from doesn't matter. At his best, Superman is an example to us all. To be better people. I'm not even a big Superman fan - I much prefer Spidey or Bats. But when he's done right, I still appreciate the moral to his story.
Yellow Magic Orchestra - Be A Superman
Wednesday, 16 July 2025
Snapshots Superman Songs Spillover (#2)
We closed Monday's collection of Superman songs with a track by Cinerama. Comic book fan David Gedge also used the name of the most bizarre Superman foe as the title of his other band's second album: Bizarro by The Wedding Present. Sadly, he never wrote a song about Bizarro... but these guys did...
The Monochrome Set - Mr. Bizarro
And this isn't too far off...
All of which brings us to another post of songs featuring the Man of Steel...
...and his friends and foes. Starting with one for Brian!
Tullycraft - Superboy & Supergirl
Actually, Supergirl appears to be far more popular with songwriters than her young male counterpart... who'd have thought it?
Donovan - Superlungs, My Supergirl
Kate Miller-Heidke - Supergirl
(That cover's from the 90s, when mullets were big.)
When he's not being Superman, Kal El goes by another name, that of mild-mannered investigative reporter...
That's not how he spells it.
Klark Kent was an alias for Stewart Copeland of The Police, recording a song that Sting didn't want for the day job. John says, "Stewart Copeland’s debut album Klark Kent was a belter."
Clark Kent works for a newspaper called The Daily Planet. On Saturday we featured a song by the title by Arthur Lee & Love. Here's another one...
Mark Hollis - The Daily Planet
And that's where Superman met the love of his life...
Weird coincidence department: all the bands I could find who wrote a song about Lois Lane (along with Sunday's Franz Ferdinand) began with the letter F.
But Lois wasn't Clark's first love though. That title would go to...
And he even had a fling with a mermaid once. Her name? Lori Lemaris. Can you spot a pattern here?
Not everybody with the initials LL loves Superman though. Let's not forget his arch enemy, Lex Luthor, a man who's jealousy of Superman might yet be explained that nobody has ever written a decent pop song in his honour...
Elvis Costello - Dr. Luther's Assistant
That was the best I could come up with, with the wrong spelling... and he's not even a doctor! No wonder he's such a bitter, twisted sociopath...
Luthor isn't Superman's only foe. We mentioned Bizarro earlier, and Braniac earlier in the week. Then there's the Kryptonian supervillain memorably played by Terence Stamp in Superman 2, General Zod...
And let's not forget the badguy who killed Superman back in 1992...
Final question for today... what do you get if you put all of Superman's worst foes together in the same room?
The Superman Revenge Squad?
That'd be a good name for a band, don't you think?