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Friday, 20 March 2026

Fun Fact Friday #6: If I Had Words...


Here's another Friday brainteaser / time-waster for you, based on a quiz I compiled at work. It's about words from other languages... words we don't have a direct translation for in English, but we really ought to get one. Because each of these is an excellent word, and would be very useful.


What do these words mean in English?


Let's start with one that I'm sure Walter will be familiar with...

1. What does the German word “Backpfeifengesicht” mean in English?

A) A face badly in need of a fist.
B) Looking backwards while walking forwards.
C) Snow that falls after Easter Sunday.

2. What does the Italian word “Slampadato” mean in English?

A) The orangey bronze glow that comes from being addicted to tanning salons.
B) The sound that’s made when you drop a sack of potatoes.
C) A car crash where nobody will accept responsibility.


3. What does the French phrase “Chanter en yaourt” mean in English?

A) Ordering yoghurt in a restaurant when it isn’t on the menu.
B) Racing to be first into a concert or gig, to get the best seat or place to stand.
C) Singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song.


4. What does the Indonesian Word “Jayus” mean in English?

A) How you feel when the alarm goes off and you’ve been awake all night.
B) The happy feeling you get when you hear birds singing. 
C) A joke that is so unfunny or told so badly you just have to laugh.


5. What does the Japanese phrase “Age-otori” mean in English?

A) Looking worse after a haircut.
B) Feeling really old when you enter a nightclub.
C) Missing the last bus and having to walk home in the rain. 


6. What does the Finnish word “Hyppytyynytyydytys” mean in English?

A) Sleeping all through Sunday after a hectic Saturday night.
B) The pleasure derived from sitting or bouncing on a springy cushion.
C) Sneezing three times in a row.


7. What does the Hawaiian word “Akihi” mean in English?

A) When you wake up in the morning and you’re not sure where you are.
B) When you go to another room, then can’t remember what you went there for.
C) When you ask someone for directions, walk away, then immediately forget what they said. 


8. What does the Easter Island word “Tingo” mean in English?

A) The feeling you get when you suck on a lemon.
B) Borrowing items from a neighbour and not returning them, gradually stealing everything they own.
C) The smell that comes from someone who has fallen into a dung heap.


9. What does the Tagalog word “Gigil” mean in English? (Tagalog is the national language of the Philippines.)

A) The feeling you get when you see something unbearably cute and want to squeeze it.
B) The feeling you get when you’ve climbed a huge mountain and immediately want to go back down.
C) The feeling you get when you want to do something quickly, but everything is going SLOW.


10. What does the Tulu word “Karelu” mean in English? (Tulu is one of 19,500 languages or dialects spoken in India.)

A) An insect whose bite is only cured by music.
B) A game in which you cover your eyes and have to guess who’s hit you.
C) The mark left on your skin from wearing something tight, such as jeans, socks, or a watch.



Sunday, 14 May 2023

Snapshots #292: A Top Ten Elephant Songs


There's an elephant in the room. Well, actually there's ten. Did you get them all?


10. Humanitarian relief workers.

Red Kross - Elephant Flares

9. Sit down, then get up to speed faster than anyone else on the road.

James sang Sit Down.

The McMurtry Spéirling "electric hypercar" can go from 0 to 60 in 1.4 seconds, faster than any other car on the internet. No, I wouldn't have known that either.

James McMurtry - See The Elephant 

8. Barbie, Cindy, Action Man.

Last time I did a Top Ten Elephant Songs, more than 7 years ago (not that I'm running out of ideas or anything), Charity Chic complained that I hadn't included The Toy Dolls. There! Happy now?

The Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant

7. Venue for drums.

Tom Tom Club - L’Éléphant

6. Was Johnny's wife, now a Walton.

He used to be a Carter (USM), like June. Now he's just Jim Bob, like the Walton.

Jim Bob - The Loneliest Elephant In The World

If you've never seen that before, I recommend having some tissues to hand.

5. Half a famous painting plus Teutonic null.

Half of the Mona Lisa plus a German 0.

Lisa Germano - No Elephants

4. Hoover discovered after putting a Manc in India.

Henry Hoover discovered after putting a Manc in India.

Henry Mancini - Baby Elephant Walk

3. Domesticated Chevy.

Tame your Chevy Impala...

Tame Impala - Elephant

2. Just inside the crematorium.

Just inside the crematorium.

I don't know if REM were entering a Madness lookalike competition in that photo or what.

R.E.M. - The Great Beyond

Yes, it's the song about pushing an elephant up the stairs.

1. If you're heading north of Blackpool, I'd recommend a raincoat.

Just north of Blackpool, you will find the town of Fleetwood. You may also need a Mac.

What's the Fleetwood Mac song about elephants? 

The interweb tells me that "Tusk" is actually a metaphor for a penis. I prefer to think it's about elephants.

Fleetwood Mac - Tusk


Never forget that Snapshots will be back next Saturday...


Sunday, 29 October 2017

Saturday Snapshots #6: The Answers


What took you so long? Was there a queue at the post office?



10. He waits for a heartbreaker at the disco, talking to Robin a lot.


Tom Waits

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Disco = Club

Talking to Robin a lot...?

Tom Tom Club - Wordy Rappinghood

Points for George.

9. The indigenous people of northern Europe like long jazz, Dallas and horror films.


The indigenous people of northern Europe = Sami

Long jazz = (Miles) Davis

Dallas = J.R.

Which Sammy Davis Jr. hit shares its name with a horror film?

Alyson trawled her extensive collection of video nasties to solve the riddle..

Sammy Davis Jr. - The Candyman

8. Flying over the channel to Switzerland, Israel and California.


CC finally figured this one out, with extra clues.

If you were flying over the channel, you would be in the aeroplane over the sea.

Switzerland was neutral in WWII.

Israel was the Land of Milk (and honey)

Welcome to the Hotel California...

Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea

7. Don't take Huey Lewis to town, not like Siouxsie did.


Ruby (Don't Take Your Love To Town) plus (Huey Lewis & The) News = Rubinoos

Lynchie got the artist. Then C discovered, the Rubinoos had a song (a cover of a 50s hit by The Cadillacs) which shares its name with a Siouxsie & The Banshees track...

The Rubinoos - Peek-A-Boo

6. Keeping you safely in one lane, like the preachers with an empty tank.


The Swede gets extra points for this one. That said, whenever you make it look really easy, I'm just tempted to try harder.

Rumble Strips are those things that make a loud noise on your tyres when you drift out of your lane on a big road.

The Manic Street Preachers sang about Motorcycle Emptiness

The Rumble Strips - Motorcycle

(Great trumpet in that.)

5. Dylan Thomas loses his milk. Don't stop: duplicity ahead!


Gave Charity Chic no problems at all...

Dylan Thomas wrote Under Milk Wood - take away the milk...

Don't stop? Carry on...

Duplicity ahead?

Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

4. Satan wants a satellite - can Jack's southern brother help?


Jack Daniels is the king of Southern drinks... and until I stopped drinking 17 years ago, it was my tipple of choice.

If Satan went down (south) he might be looking for a Georgia Satellite.

The Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil Went Down To Georgia

Well done, Chris. CC is still kicking himself.

3. Girls from paradise go goth.


Paradise is also known as Shangri-La.

Goths wore black.

A combined effort from Lynchie, C & Chris.

The Shangri-Las - Dressed In Black

2. Venerable Batman can't iron, just like a Red (not Green) Arrow.


The title is pretty self-explanatory... the artist clue required knowledge (or a good google) of obscure comic book trivia... either that, or you watch the Green Arrow TV show (which I don't). Anyway, there's a comic book character called Red Arrow whose real name is...

Roy Harper - When An Old Cricketer Leaves The Crease  

I figured The Swede would get that one. One of John Peel's favourites too... just a gorgeous, gorgeous song.

1. A nice Yorkshire greeting shouted across the Atlantic.


Thankfully, being from Yorkshire, I'm allowed to make this gag,

Eeh - 'ello!

Well done, CC.

ELO - Calling America




Ten more next week.

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