Here’s the man in charge… erm…
The man with the answers… erm…
Still, preferable to his inevitable replacement. Is that
really the best we can say about him?
Here are some songs about the person at the top…
15. Born in 1986?
14. Don’t worry, they’re harmanless.
Dave Harman, aka Dave Dee, had left at this point.
Dozy,
Beaky, Mick & Titch – Mr. President
13. Princess Grace only wants to help you… NOT ME!
Princess Grace Kelly only wants to help you, Roland.
12. See you, Underground Lou.
See you, Jimmy… and Lou Reed.
11. The Ashes.
After
The Fire - Der Kommissar
10. Her omelettes are really well scrambled.
“Her omelettes” was an anagram.
The
Tremeloes - (Call Me) Number One
9. A pretty regular bunch.
Regular as clockwork.
The
Clockworks - Can I Speak To A Manager?
8. Billion year old carbon.
“We are stardust…”
Joni
Mitchell – Edith & The Kingpin
7. Scholarly hippy.
Professor
Longhair - Big Chief
6. X2.
Double
- The Captain Of Her Heart
5. Torturous firework.
Catherine
Wheel - Here Comes the Fat Controller
4. 3.14, at the beginning of the afternoon.
3.14, as any Maths teacher will tell you, is π represented
as three digits. The beginning of the afternoon is af. So Pi+af=
3. Older now, and with fewer brothers in rhythm.
There’s only two of them left to pass the dutchie these
days…
2. Good for halting rashes, if properly blended.
“Halting rashes” was an anagram of…
The
Shangri-Las - Leader Of The Pack
I love that video. The Leader of the Pack looks like a
middle-aged bus-driver.
1. What Not To Wear.
Depeche Mode, as I’m sure you all know, means Fashion News or Fashion Despatch. Hence…
Depeche Mode – Master & Servant
