Thursday, 10 August 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #103: Robbie Robertson

The news came through late last night that the great Robbie Robertson has left us to do the last waltz his old pal Levon Helm in that great Band in the sky. On hearing of his death, most people (who know anything about anything) will have thought of this...


Me though... being a child of a very specific time... thought instead of one of the first two dozen 7 inch singles I bought with my own money. It still gives me the shivers...


Three and a half decades later, that's one of Sam's favourite songs too.

The jukebox has only one tribute song to play today, but it comes from one of my favourite bands. Lead singer Craig Finn admits, "I was (and still am) obsessed about the Last Waltz and the Band in general."

She said my name's Robbie Robertson but people call me Robo
I blew red white and blue right into a tissue
I came right over the counter just to kiss you


Take a load off, Robbie.


Wednesday, 9 August 2023

Mid-Life Crisis Songs #100: I Shall Never Play The Dane


When I grew up, I wanted to be a writer. I wanted to write books and comics and plays and TV shows, and I spent many years of my life trying to crack my way into the magic circle of professional writers, but while they occasionally held the door open and beckoned me in, it was only to slam that door in my face as soon as I tried to set foot over the threshold.

I also wanted to be a radio DJ, back when DJs chose their own records and championed variety, mixing the underdogs with the mega stars and always seeking out that next great tune. I did become a DJ, of sorts, just as freedom of choice was taken away from most radio presenters and market-tested playlists were enforced on the majority of the industry.

Over the years, I found ways to merge my interests with my career. Compromise, to pay the bills. I wrote advertising copy, and when that door was slammed on me (and the room behind the door became so irksome and malodorous that I was glad to see it slam, and had no desire to seek out any similar doors), I became an English teacher. I never wanted to be a teacher, and don’t consider myself a particularly good one, but I’ve been lucky enough in recent years to find a niche, a safe cave in which I can (hopefully) weather out my remaining years of employment.

Some people, when they hit a milestone birthday, create a bucket list of aspirations. Goals, adventures and missions to tick off before they bite the big one. But there is no bucket list for me. My main ambition now is just to keep going as long as I can and help Sam become the man he needs to be to survive the insanity of this world. It was never my ambition to become a father, but Sam is my greatest achievement, the one thing I’m proud of, so I’ll live vicariously through him. That’s my bucket list right there.

As to the other things… Writer? DJ? I’ve got this blog. Set the bar low and you can achieve anything.


 A few weeks back I discovered an act on bandcamp called The Spanish Amanda. Except my aging eyes read it as The Spanish Armada, so that’s the name I used in the post. Fortunately, Huw from The Spanish Amanda has nothing better to do with his time than trawl the Vanarama National League of the blogosphere looking for erratum relating to his band, and he was kind enough to leave me a comment pointing out the error of my ways. Since them, I’ve been sampling a variety of their wares, and was properly KO-ed when I came across the track below. It seemed the perfect tune for this post…

I shall never play the Dane
No, I shall never play the Dane
I shall never lay me down on Jutland sands
Nor shall I dine on honeyed bacon
Overlooking Copenhagen
It’s a shame
Yes, it’s a shame
But I shall never play the Dane
 
So I shall never play the Dane
No, I shall never play the Dane
I can only sit and nurse my Danish blues
For to rampage like a Viking
May have been quite to my liking
It’s a pain
Yes, it’s a pain
That I shall never play the Dane




Tuesday, 8 August 2023

Namesakes #46: Bush


Calling your band "Bush" must seem like a hilarious idea. Because, guess what, "bush" is slang for pubic hair! I said "pubic hair"!!!


Here are some bands who laughed all the way to the bank... although in most cases, I'm guessing it was only the piggy bank.

THE BUSH #1

Garage rockers from Rialto, California who released a bunch of singles in the mid-60s. Many years later, their recorded output was collected on an album called Got Bush If You Want It! Also known as The Bushmen (but that might well be next week's post).

BUSH #2

Canada in 1970 is where we find our next Bush. They released one album and one single, and toured with Steppenwolf and Three Dog Night (who also covered the track below as the B-Side to Joy To The World). Band members went on to join The James Gang and Guess Who, as well as offering tour support for Alice Cooper and Lou Reed. 


La BUSH #3

6 and a half minutes of Belgian disco from 1977. You can thank me later.


BUSH #4

Finnish soft rock from 1990, made for AM radio... which I guess makes this an Ambush. 

I'm here all week.

BUSH #5

Bush were one of the biggest bands of the 90s, apparently. Not that we were aware of that in their native country where they managed one Top Ten hit in March 1997, and an also ran Top 30 mention a few months later. In the States though, their debut album went 6 times Platinum. They were also huge in Canada, where their lawyers tried to sue the 70s Canadian Bush to prevent them from using the name they got to first. British Bush lost the case and for a while were forced to release their albums as Bush X in Canada, until an amicable settlement was arrived at.  


BUSH #6

German "hard trance" from 2001. With the deepest apologies to my dance music friends, this makes me understand why God wanted to set that bush on fire in the Bible.


When I typed "Bush" into discogs, there were almost 2500 entries with that word in their name, so you'll excuse me if I missed a few. When I typed "Bush" into google... well, I had some explaining to do.

Of course, we all know that the greatest Bush of all has the first name Kate, but as she's not allowed to play today... which is your best Bush?


Monday, 7 August 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #102: Glen Campbell


As I mentioned a week or so ago, to celebrate the one hundredth edition of Celebrity Jukebox, I chose one of my favourite artists. But then we lost Sinéad O'Connor, and my plans were thrown out of the window.

Now though, I return to the man who gave voice to my Number One song, Jimmy Webb's amazing...


I won't say anymore about that tune today, but here's a post I wrote about it some years back. I will, however, share with you my review of the time I saw him live, on his farewell tour back in 2011 (this taken from my old blog, Sunset Over Slawit)...

It's long been my dream to see my all time favourite song performed live by the singer who made it famous. Friday at the Salford Lowry was my last chance to make that dream a reality. Unlike many "Farewell Tours" where you suspect the artist may well be "quitting" only to sell more tickets (before next year's inevitable "reunion tour"), Glen Campbell really will be hanging up his mike and guitar once this tour is done. You may have read how the 75 year-old star, famous in his younger days for his baby-faced looks and country choirboy vocals, was diagnosed with Alzheimer's late last year. His return to the road is seen by many as not just a farewell to fans but also a brave effort to publicise a disease which celebrities rarely make public.

It's clear when Campbell takes to the stage that this is not a man in the prime of health. Although joyful and enthusiastic, he does at times appear confused and his legendary guitar playing is no longer at its flawless best. Fortunately he's supported by a band that includes three of his kids: Cal, Ashley and Shannon who help keep him focused throughout the show. And what a show... all the hits that made him famous (many composed by the divine Jimmy Webb), topped off by a showstopping, standing ovation double bill of Wichita Lineman and Rhinestone Cowboy. It was impossible not to be moved to tears by the former, a song that's meant so much to me for so many years and now sounds more bittersweet than ever.

Glen died 6 years later, but he's a mainstay on my jukebox, and the Celebrity Jukebox honours him today with these choice tunes...

Every time I hear Glen Campbell, I think about you
And in that moment I can always find
"Southern Nights" coming up the hallway
And I’m home again in such a simpler time
Back when the world was ever "Gentle On My Mind"

Pat Green - Echo

Now some days I feel like an engagement ring
Resting on the ocean floor
Yet others just like that same Glen Campbell record
Found in every second hand store

Darren Hanlon - Scenes From a Separation

Here's a song about a young man who plays a Yamaha guitar in the Slee Cowboy Orchestra and knows all the lyrics to Glen's biggest hits... in French, I bet...

C'était un garçon des cantons
Avec son étui plein d'chansons
On pouvait l'voir tous les samedis
Avec l'orchestre de cowboys Slee
Y avait une guitare Yamaha
Et un habit aux opéras
Y connaissait toutes les paroles
Des dernières tounes de Glen Campbell

Daniel Lavoie - Garçon des Cantons

When he got out of prison, country music outlaw David Allan Coe lived in a red Cadillac hearse parked in front of the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville. He was clearly more of a badass than Glen Campbell, and I'm sure Glen would have agreed.

I've always been the Rhinestone Cowboy
I don't care what Glen Campbell has to say

David Allan Coe - Ride 'Em Cowboy

James Reyne is quite a big deal down under, first as lead singer of Australian Crawl, then as as successful solo artist. Glen's influence travels far and wide...

Couldn't tell if I was dreaming
When I woke before the dawn
Thought I heard Glen Campbell screaming
Where have all the flowers gone?

James Reyne - Reno

Canadian pop punks Chixdiggit win the prize for Band Name of the Week...

I can't be with you tonight, it ain't right 
Got home, one message for me, our song was on the machine 
Now I got a song in my head, a mix of Glen Campbell and Queen

Chixdiggit - Going to the Peelers?

Jeremy Warmsley is from London. He's in the band Summer Camp, writes soundtrack music, and releases his own stuff. This is a pretty perfect 60's pastiche...

You swore that you would never tour again
Just stay home in bed and write the songs
Glen Campbell sat in and sang the high parts
While the interband relationships fell apart



Laine started out as a karaoke singer. He enjoyed singing country tunes so much, he started his own band...

I've got a pretty boy and big old void
Karaoke could not fill
And singing southern nights under neon lights
Makes me feel like Glen Campbell



Almost at the end now, here's a Saint Etienne out-take featuring Stephen Duffy on storytelling duties...

Glen Campbell was on the radio singing about cleaning his gun
And dreaming of Galveston
"What's this?" she said
"It's Hall and Oates or nothing for me."


At last... a titular mention!


Definitely the most famous song to mention Glen - and arguably the best - comes from the legendary Gil Scott Heron. It's a cursory mention in a list of performers who are symptomatic of the "white-washing" of US TV in the 70s, so hardly a tribute to Glen... but always worth a spin.


All of which brings us to these guys. Back in 1980, Melody Maker called Any Trouble "the most exciting new rock 'n' roll group since the Pretenders". They signed to Stiff, then EMI... but never broke the big time. They reformed in 2007 and released two new albums. This track comes from their 2015 album Present Tense. I wonder if it was in response to Glen releasing a song coincidentally named after their band on his final album in 2011...?




Sunday, 6 August 2023

Snapshots #304: A Top Ten Shirt Songs


OK, keep your shirt on - the answers are here!

Ten songs to get shirty about...


10. Any owl can get mixed up with a dying salesman.

"Any owl" is an anagram of Waylon. Willie Loman is the protagonist of Death Of A Salesman.

Waylon & Willie - If I Can Find a Clean Shirt

9. How Freddie Mercury got his mail delivered.

Quicksilver Messenger Company - Edward, The Mad Shirt Grinder

8. Rogue traders.

The Charlatans - White Shirt

7. Dispose of your oracle.

Chuck your prophet.

Chuck Prophet - Best Shirt On

6. Jocko Jeans.

Anagram!

Joe Jackson - The Band Wore Blue Shirts

5. Madonna's only just begun to feel W.O.L.D.

Mary was the Madonna. The Carpenters had Only Just Begun. Harry Chapin sang W.O.L.D.

Mary Chapin Carpenter - This Shirt 

4. Plane company I don't want to fly with.

Plummet Airlines - Silver Shirt

3. Sounds like what happens when the king's daughter gets involved with some old punk.

Elvis's daughter was Lisa Marie (this isn't her though).

Malcolm McLaren & The Bootzilla Orchestra featuring Lisa Marie - Something's Jumpin' in Your Shirt

2. Archer, Model, Soldier...

My Aim Is True. This Year's Model. Armed Forces.

Elvis Costello - Green Shirt

1. Bob, Buzz and Bowl + 97.


Three haircuts plus another 97 equals...

1. Haircut 100 - Favourite Shirts


Collar more Snapshots next Saturday...


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