Saturday, 19 September 2020

Saturday Snapshots #155


Sharp-eyed readers will note that last week's Saturday Snapshots was #153 and this week's is #155.

That is because the new blogger template (which finally became the only blogger template on Thursday night after months of me pressing "revert to legacy" whenever I wanted to write a post) deleted a whole post... and I have no idea who was on it, because I put it together weeks ago. I was toying with the idea of switching to wordpress, but I really don't have the time or the energy.

So we'll have to make do for the time being, won't we? I fail to understand why every time a piece of software becomes updated it actually makes it worse (see also the new Facebook template), but maybe that's just the sound of an old man howling at the wind.

Still, always look on the bright side of life, eh, Eric? 

Here's ten clues that weren't deleted. Artist and title for each, please...



10. Margot & Joan relocate to Washington... visiting a beautiful symbol of freedom on the way.


9. Marx writes about honey oaks... while the Queen gives thanks.


8. I'm a hearty rug... and I need a tipple.


7. Often found in a Hitchcock movie: a stout draught.


6. Two tins. How rude!


5. Punctuated by nemeses of spiders or captains... ducts run dry.


4. Top up twice, like an old court and Joan... the answer's obvious, darling.


3. Losing their religion... but still very compassionate.


2. A Big Spender or a Big Daddy... and their business. Triple pity.


1. Spotlight on part of a 6 pack, bleating.


Don't be too Idle tomorrow morning... you might miss the answers.


Thursday, 17 September 2020

My Top Ten Radio Shows (Right Now)


"I'd sit alone and watch your light
My only friend through teenage nights..."

It's a cheesy old line, but Roger Taylor was onto something there. I've always listened to night time radio to help me through the long lonely hours, to stop my mind racing at 3am, to take comfort from music and a friendly voice.

A few years back though, radio was supplanted by streaming. Although there were a couple of shows I listened to, I found myself losing interest in a lot of night time radio (or my favourite old shows were one by one taken off the air and replaced by bland, airbrushed blah... i.e. Radio 2 over the past five to ten years.

Night time radio's a tricky one, because it can't be too loud. I loved Peel, but rarely listened to his show to calm my troubled mind or help me get to sleep. Because you never knew when he was going to play some screeching unlistenable toss to shake you out of your slumbers.

Recently, and largely due to the increased anxiety of these uncertain times, I've listened to a lot more radio. These are my favourite shows right now to keep me company through the wee small hours. Thanks to BBC Sounds (the iPlayer was better, but... progress), I can listen to any of these whenever I want. The majority are on the BBC purely because I can't listen to commercial radio. Don't even start me on the sorry state of that medium. I worked in it for 25 years and it breaks my heart what they've done to it. Besides, there's nothing relaxing about your late night radio being interrupted by an ad break. Take it from one who used to write the bloody things.

I record these here for posterity, for my own memories, to remind me of what gets me through the nights, as Mick used to sing. A sample track is given for each.


10. Gimme Country Radio

 Only just discovered this because Chuck Prophet is one of the DJs. Free streaming country music. If you like that sort of thing. Which I increasingly do.

Leon Russell - Jambalaya

9. Radcliffe & Maconie

Only at number 9 because I don't really listen to them at night time. I do catch up with them on a weekend morning though, comfy as an old pair of slippers. Back in the day, Radcliffe meant as much to me as Peel did to an earlier generation. I'm glad he's still doing what he does best: wittering on the wireless. And Sam has liked Stuart Maconie ever since he won on Richard Osman's House of Games.

Nice to hear this on the radio last weekend.

Cinerama - Dance, Girl, Dance 

8. Ralph McLean

Stumbled across Ralph on BBC Radio Ulster and got rather addicted to his Country and Rock & Soul shows. Only an hour and a half (they've cut him down recently, which is a shame) but he's a similar age to me and even more addicted to music. Often does themed shows - last week he did 90 minutes of Otis Redding and other people singing Otis's songs. It was a bloody good listen.

Otis Redding - Hard To Handle

7. Huey Morgan

Huey's early Saturday morning Radio 2 show is still an essential download. They took it off the air for a few months during lockdown and I really missed it. It's not as good as it used to be when he was on at 3am, or even midnight, and you can tell he's toned his act down in recent years to keep the Radio 2 bosses happy. But he's still a good radio friend, even though he breaks the "talking directly to you" DJ rule by continually addressing his listeners as "ladies and gentlemen". His 6Music show is also a good listen, but too loud for nights. His favourite Queen song is Dragon Attack and he plays it every three weeks or so. It's not one I care for that much, but I like that he gets away with it. Plus it's the place I first heard this beauty...

The Good Rats - Advertisement In The Voice

6. Roddy Hart

On Radio Scotland - which is basically what Radio 2 should be, and confirms for me once again that I have far more in common with my Scottish pals than many of my own countrymen. Roddy is a singer songwriter in his own right (he's played with Kris Kristofferson, so credit where it's due) and that's his bag on the radio. He likes a lot of the same obscure indie songwriters I dig, and has introduced me to a few new ones. Always worth dipping into.

Bill Callahan - Pigeons

5. Iain Anderson

The king of late night Scottish radio, though I never knew him when he was at his peak. Glad to have discovered him in the last few years though. Radio like it used to be. Plus his lyric quiz frequently gets me wracking my brains. I used to think I was pretty good with spotting lyrics...

Jim Croce - You Don't Mess Around With Jim

4. Guy Garvey's Finest Hour

Laidback Sunday afternoons, and the only 6music show that doesn't try too hard to be hip. Guy's natural northern delivery really does feel like a friend chatting to you in the pub. Now with added Simon Armitage, so what's not to love? (As Radcliffe always says.)

Tiny Ruins - Me At The Museum, You At The Winter Gardens

3. Bruce Springsteen - From My Home To Yours

Already covered here. Basically my dream radio show.

Childish Gambino - This Is America

2. Another Country With Ricky Ross

I used to get pissed off with pop stars becoming radio hosts... almost as though they were doing professional DJs out of their jobs. Thankfully, pop stars are now doing a great job of saving radio... and they generally get left alone to play what they want rather than having to conform to the shackles of playlists like Rex Bob Lowenstein did.

Anyway, Ricky Ross. The bloke out of Deacon Blue. Turns out he loooooves country music. And he knows how to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Blaze Foley - Clay Pigeons

1. Natasha Raskin-Sharp

If you'd told me a few years ago that my favourite radio show would be presented by a woman from TV's Bargain Hunt, I'd have laughed in your face. But I am addicted to Natasha's Thursday evening Radio Scotland show... I usually listen to it on Friday and Saturday nights and to say it's a highlight of my week is really no overstatement.

I'm not sure I can explain why. Natasha is a good 15 years younger than me, unlike most of the presenters above who are either my age or older. And unlike a lot of the shows above, I reckon I usually know between 30 and 50% of the songs she plays. But no other presenter I can think of captures the eclecticism of Peel (without the loud bits - so perfect for my ageing ears), moving effortlessly from Television to Chicken Shack, Yo La Tengo to Can, Dawn Penn to Devo. I never know what she's going to play next, only that I'll like it. This is what radio should be. Long may she reign, the Queen of (my) late night radio...




Guest Post Thursday will return soon... otherwise, you might have to put up with more of this waffle.

You know what to do.




Wednesday, 16 September 2020

2020 Contenders: Go Chuck Yourself


I have to say that - after only a few listens - the new Chuck Prophet album is a strong contender for my record of the year.

I already posted one of the lead singles earlier in the year, the hilarious Trum-baiting...

Chuck Prophet - Get Off The Stage

Since then, he's been posting a new tune every couple of weeks, among them these little gems...

Chuck Prophet - Willie & Nilli

...which is about growing old with someone you can just about put up with...

Chuck Prophet - Marathon

...which owes a wonderful debt to The Time Warp...

Chuck Prophet - Love Don't Come From The Barrel Of A Gun

...which shows Sting a trick or two in cod reggae done right.

This is my favourite right now though. Funny and heartbreaking all at once.


Tuesday, 15 September 2020

Name That Tune: Our Top Ten Alison Songs


I had half a mind to feature Alison Krauss at the top of this post, until George said:

I'm sure some one will suggest Alison Moyet but it sure as hell won't be me.

After that, my mind was made up. After all, I have a lot of time for Alison Moyet, writer of one of the smuttiest pop songs ever to find its way into the pop charts (Prince excepted). Let's just say I don't think she's singing about the flu jab in this song.

As for Allison Krauss... well, I did find this nice little tribute.

The Stills - Allison Krauss

Jim in Dubai also put forward these guys...

The Allisons - Are you Sure?

Finger-snappin' goodness.

What did you have for me that didn't make the Top Ten?

We'll start with Rigid Digit... who also reminds us of Alison Goldfrapp.

This won't make the Top 10, but...

Annihilator - Alison Hell

...my question is, how much were they paid by Richard Branson for the free advertising?

This probably should...

Alison Gross - Steeleye Span

It was on the shortlist.

Walter suggested this from my shortlist...

The Pixies - Allison

As well as a couple more strong contenders...

Lagwagon - Alison's Disease 

Waxahatchee -Witches

There's nothing here to gain 
Allison always had a heavy disdain 
For every link in that old chain

John Medd was still stinging a bit from my Adamski rejection last week...

This is a bit like cricket: I can play the game but I'm not very good at it.

This'll probably get me another ticking off (it's quite lonely here on the naughty step).

Nearly all the Alisons I know/have known have usually being called Ally. It's not an unusual derivation; the spelling can change - Ally, Alley, Alli - but ask any Alison and she'll no doubt concur.

So, I'm going for Alley Oop. I wrote about it once, hereabouts.

The Hollywood Argyles - Alley Oop

No ticking off, John. But no place in the Top Ten either as I think that's a bit of a stretch... and I'd end up having to find a place for Gasoline Alley and Sneakin' Sally Through The Alley too. Among others.

Jim in Dubai offered this...

The Huntingtons - Alison The Bomb

...which I reckon is cut from the same cloth as these...

Jeff Rosenstock - Hey Allison

American Hi-Fi - Allison

Now, I did suggest that abbreviated forms of Alison might be allowed, although the only one I could find myself was this...

Belle & Sebastian - Allie

George, however, had this to say...

I am relieved that the only derivations of Alison allowed are Alyson and Allie, and that Alice is not, so no one can suggest Living Next Door To Alice by Smokie.

Beat you to it, George.... (twice!)



Now, just before we get onto this week's scrapings from the hard drive, here's a word from our own Alyson which will allow me to set a rule for future editions.

Also, Beautiful South with Song For Whoever. 

Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue...

Yes. But much as I like that song, I think it may be banned for ballot stuffing. Unless I'm really desperate one week.

The same rule may also apply to this...

George Strait - All My Exs Live In Texas

And Allison's in Galveston
Somehow lost her sanity

And this...

Weezer - Smart Girls

Yumi, Sherie, Alison, Mary
Which one do I want to marry?

Hard-drive scrapings, then?

CUD - Alison Springs

Richmond Fontaine - Allison Johnson

Woodpigeon - The Alison Yip School For Girls

Finally, a couple of lyrical nods...

The Streets - Empty Cans

I really feel like things clicked into place at some point
Or maybe it's the fact that me and Alison really got on

The Courteeners - Are You In Love With A Notion?

You told Alison next door
That all your dreams were made

Time for the Ten...


10. Gin Blossoms - Allison Road

Let's start with these guys. One Hit Wonders, maybe... but they had more than one good tune.

So she fills up her sails with my wasted breath
And each one's more wasted that the others you can bet
On Allison Road
Now I can't hide so why not drive
I know I want to love her but I can't decide
On Allison Road

9. Rick Springfield - Alyson

And then, the only one I could find with the "pretentious" spelling. (Not my word: see below.)

8. Slowdive - Alison

Points to Rigid Digit for remembering this shoegaze classic.

7. Gordon Lightfoot - Poor Little Allison

Poor little Allison, standing in the night wind
Wishing out loud, turning her face to the summer rain
Hard to forget, always in step with the world she's in

6. 60 Ft Dolls - Alison's Room

You know I'm a sucker for obscure Britpop tunes.

5. Townes Van Zandt - You Are Not Needed Now

Well, Allison laid a hex on me
And every time I turn around
It's swimming through the air above my bed

A lovely song, though it does sound like he's singing "Allison laid an egg on me".

4. The Chesterfields - Alison Wait

Suggested by both Walter and Jim in Dubai. Rightly so.

3. Spearmint - A Week Away

Less well known than many of the songs in this countdown, but one of my favourite indie bands and a great lyrical Alison...

Alison cheated at Scrabble
And then she still lost
You call her a cheat
And then she gets in a huff

2. The Lemonheads - Alison's Starting To Happen

I'll let C take this one...

I'm thinking that the obvious second one to the obvious first one must surely be Alison's Starting To Happen by the Lemonheads, and what a great song.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

1. Elvis Costello - Alison

And who better to introduce our obvious number one than "Alyson" herself...?

One of my favourite songs of all-time - Alison by Elvis Costello. It was played constantly during my last year at school, a year which is up there as being was one of the best of my life to date. Still get teary when I listen to it as a couple of the really good friends from those days are no longer with us, and of course I reminisce about all the romances that didn't last the distance. A bittersweet (for me) but beautiful song.

I think I've mentioned this around here before but I use my middle name for blogging purposes for fear of people in the real world finding what I write (about them). As a second layer of security/anonymity I changed the middle 'i' to to a 'y' which I now regret as a bit pretentious, like Fiona becoming Ffyona. Oh well, too late to change now but I think we would all agree with Elvis Costello that the true spelling should be Alison.

There have been a number of decent covers of this song, including...

Everything But The Girl - Alison 

Vic Chestnutt - Alison 

Linda Ronstadt - Alison 

But the original is unbeatable.


OK, I started you with a couple of easy ones. Let's see how you cope with the letter B.

NEXT WEEK: OUR TOP TEN BEN / BENJAMIN / BENNY SONGS

All I can tell you is that the Number One will not be a rat.

Sunday, 13 September 2020

Saturday Snapshots #153 - The Answers


RIP, Dame Diana.

Here are this week's answers...



10. Song about writing about songs, written by a songwriter who sounds like a songwriter who writes the songs... with a bit missing.


Let's start from the back.

Barry Manilow sang I Write The Songs. (Although, rather ironically, he didn't write it. It was written by Beach Boy Bruce Johnson.)

Take a bit off and you're left with Barry Mann, one half of the Mann/Weil songwriting duo (with his wife, Cynthia Weil). Before that though, he sang some of his own songs... including this one, which is all about writing songs.

Barry Mann - Who Put The Bomp?

9. Stealing Liz or Andy is a puzzle.


Stealing is nicking (where I come from, anyway).

Liz and Andy were both Kershaws.

Nik Kershaw - The Riddle

8. Santana Samba gets an A in winter sports... fortunate lass!


Bruce will be disappointed you didn't get this one, Charity Chic.

Top work from Mrs. Brian though.

Santana recorded Samba Pa Ti.

An A in winter sports would be a Ski... Alpha.

Patti Scialfa - Lucky Girl

7. Prestige, dropped by Joan.


Joan Armatrading dropped the pilot.

A prestige is the grand finale of a magic trick.

Pilot - Magic

6. World Eater at the tiller, like The Godfather said.


Jimmy Eat World.

The tiller is the Helm.

The Godfather made you an offer you can't refuse.

Jimmy Helms - Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse

5. A horse or a gun for Dear Madonna... is that what you meant?


A colt is a horse or a gun.

Madonna sang Dear Jessie.

Jessi Colter - You Mean To Say

4. Sons of ageing MacDonald go bucolic.


Old MacDonald had a farm.

Bucolic means "relating to the pleasant aspects of the countryside and country life."

The Farmers Boys - In The Country

Great dancing in that video.

3. Shorter cave dwellers and crazy item.


Cave dwellers are troglodytes.

The Troggs - Wild Thing

2. Dog saint and manservant get together.


A Saint Bernard & a Butler.

Bernard Butler - Not Alone

That's a top song. Not heard it in years.

1. Mr. Jawbones... isn't it a bit early for that, first thing on a Saturday morning?


"Mr. Jawbones" was an anagram.

I think we're all getting too old for the rest on a Saturday morning.

(Sunday, on the other hand... I mean, don't let me interrupt you.)



We'll take it to the bridge again next Saturday...


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