Friday, 10 April 2026
Celebrity Jukebox #74: Chip Taylor
Sunday, 8 February 2026
Snapshots #434: Well Done! Songs
Did you get them all right?
Well done! Congratulations! You ROCK!
15. Clio knew she was all wrong.
"Clio knew" was an anagram.
14. Enormously boring.
What a giant drag.
13. What General Zod said to Jesus.
Kneel (before Zod), Christian!
12. Native American Confederacy mucking around in the studio.
Jay Kay apparently got his stage name by mix Jam (sessions) with the name of the Native American Iroquois people.
There are two good reasons why this is the first time he's appeared in this quiz. One is that it's very difficult to come up with a clue...
11. Forecasters.
The Weather Prophets - Well Done, Sonny!
10. Joint. Room. Grease.
Elbow join, elbow room, elbow grease.
Elbow - Magnificent! (She Says)
9. Residents at Nick's gaff.
8. Pet Shop Boy who lives in a Van.
Neil Tennant & Van Morrison... but not.
Tennent and Morrison - Good For You!
7. Shout! If you want to become a cannibal.
Lulu wants to eat some flesh...
6. JR rival, gone for a Burton.
In Dallas, JR's rival was Cliff Barnes. Mix him up with Richard Burton and you get...
Cliff Richard - Congratulations!
5. Glennis sighted - but it might be someone else.
"Glennis sighted" was an anagram.
4. Rose Bowlers.
The Rose Bowl stadium is in Pasadena... maybe Brian could have helped you with that one.
The Pasadenas - Tribute (Right On!)
3. I've been listening to your voice on the radio...
Lyrics from Pilot of the Airwaves...
2. Sounds like Jaki is in charge of the rowing team.
Jaki Graham becomes a Coxswain.
1. AKA Erhart Flinn.
Aretha Franklin - Respect!
Bravo, everyone.
More next week.
Wednesday, 16 July 2025
Snapshots Superman Songs Spillover (#2)
We closed Monday's collection of Superman songs with a track by Cinerama. Comic book fan David Gedge also used the name of the most bizarre Superman foe as the title of his other band's second album: Bizarro by The Wedding Present. Sadly, he never wrote a song about Bizarro... but these guys did...
The Monochrome Set - Mr. Bizarro
And this isn't too far off...
All of which brings us to another post of songs featuring the Man of Steel...
...and his friends and foes. Starting with one for Brian!
Tullycraft - Superboy & Supergirl
Actually, Supergirl appears to be far more popular with songwriters than her young male counterpart... who'd have thought it?
Donovan - Superlungs, My Supergirl
Kate Miller-Heidke - Supergirl
(That cover's from the 90s, when mullets were big.)
When he's not being Superman, Kal El goes by another name, that of mild-mannered investigative reporter...
That's not how he spells it.
Klark Kent was an alias for Stewart Copeland of The Police, recording a song that Sting didn't want for the day job. John says, "Stewart Copeland’s debut album Klark Kent was a belter."
Clark Kent works for a newspaper called The Daily Planet. On Saturday we featured a song by the title by Arthur Lee & Love. Here's another one...
Mark Hollis - The Daily Planet
And that's where Superman met the love of his life...
Weird coincidence department: all the bands I could find who wrote a song about Lois Lane (along with Sunday's Franz Ferdinand) began with the letter F.
But Lois wasn't Clark's first love though. That title would go to...
And he even had a fling with a mermaid once. Her name? Lori Lemaris. Can you spot a pattern here?
Not everybody with the initials LL loves Superman though. Let's not forget his arch enemy, Lex Luthor, a man who's jealousy of Superman might yet be explained that nobody has ever written a decent pop song in his honour...
Elvis Costello - Dr. Luther's Assistant
That was the best I could come up with, with the wrong spelling... and he's not even a doctor! No wonder he's such a bitter, twisted sociopath...
Luthor isn't Superman's only foe. We mentioned Bizarro earlier, and Braniac earlier in the week. Then there's the Kryptonian supervillain memorably played by Terence Stamp in Superman 2, General Zod...
And let's not forget the badguy who killed Superman back in 1992...
Final question for today... what do you get if you put all of Superman's worst foes together in the same room?
The Superman Revenge Squad?
That'd be a good name for a band, don't you think?
Sunday, 12 March 2023
Snapshots #283: A Top Ten Card Game Songs
10. Sheep prefer the baa while the seals go clubbing.
Animal Nightlife - Mr Solitaire
9. The first joke, alphabetically, is on her.
Gag A is all about...
8. The Las get stuck in the front of the church.
The first two letters of Church are CH. Put Las in between them and you get...
Cheat is a card game. It's not just what you do when you're playing card games.
7. Sullivan takes the prize for the most famous guest.
Ed Sullivan had Elvis on his show. Elvis was a star. So Ed Win(s) Star.
War is also the name of a card game. It's not just what you do when you're losing.
6. Municipality of confusing magnitude.
That would be a little big town.
5. From Navarone to Picardy.
The Guns of Navarone to the Roses of Picardy.
Take it from someone who once went to see GnR live. Patience is something the Glastonbury viewers will need next year while they wait for Axl to turn up on stage.
4. Louts.
The Troggs - Blackjack & Poker
3. The sun shines on the king.
2. What Squeeze have for breakfast.
1. Inlaws, milady?
Anagram!
Andy Williams - Solitaire
Sunday, 6 June 2021
Snapshots #192: A Top Ten Wild Songs
Here comes the WILDEST Top Ten ever. Hope you got them all...
10. Simon's shampoo?
Paul Simon prefers Wella...
9. Opening for Boy George's band.
The opening four letters of CULTure Club...
Or you could have had..
8. Amazed by tiny rapper.
The tiny rapper would be Lil Bow Wow... who makes us all go Wow!
Bow Wow Wow - Go Wild In The Country
7. Strong boned office worker.
Vitamin D gives you strong bones.
A clerk works in an office.
6. Sounds like a right silly.
5. School leaders chatting.
Talking Heads - Wild Wild Life
4. Key ring.
The musical key will affect the tone of the tune... but a key also opens a lock. You can also have a ring tone.
(The Troggs would have been too easy.)
3. Quiz at ours.
Anagram!
2. Operate on that piggy!
1. ...outside Jerry's mousehole?
Tom Waits very patiently, but Jerry is too smart to come out.
Some of the greatest lyrics ever set to vinyl...
Never could stand that dog.
More next week...
Sunday, 13 September 2020
Saturday Snapshots #153 - The Answers
Here are this week's answers...
10. Song about writing about songs, written by a songwriter who sounds like a songwriter who writes the songs... with a bit missing.
Let's start from the back.
Barry Manilow sang I Write The Songs. (Although, rather ironically, he didn't write it. It was written by Beach Boy Bruce Johnson.)
Take a bit off and you're left with Barry Mann, one half of the Mann/Weil songwriting duo (with his wife, Cynthia Weil). Before that though, he sang some of his own songs... including this one, which is all about writing songs.
Barry Mann - Who Put The Bomp?
9. Stealing Liz or Andy is a puzzle.
Stealing is nicking (where I come from, anyway).
Liz and Andy were both Kershaws.
Nik Kershaw - The Riddle
8. Santana Samba gets an A in winter sports... fortunate lass!
Bruce will be disappointed you didn't get this one, Charity Chic.
Top work from Mrs. Brian though.
Santana recorded Samba Pa Ti.
An A in winter sports would be a Ski... Alpha.
Patti Scialfa - Lucky Girl
7. Prestige, dropped by Joan.
Joan Armatrading dropped the pilot.
A prestige is the grand finale of a magic trick.
Pilot - Magic
6. World Eater at the tiller, like The Godfather said.
Jimmy Eat World.
The tiller is the Helm.
The Godfather made you an offer you can't refuse.
Jimmy Helms - Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse
5. A horse or a gun for Dear Madonna... is that what you meant?
A colt is a horse or a gun.
Madonna sang Dear Jessie.
Jessi Colter - You Mean To Say
4. Sons of ageing MacDonald go bucolic.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Bucolic means "relating to the pleasant aspects of the countryside and country life."
The Farmers Boys - In The Country
Great dancing in that video.
3. Shorter cave dwellers and crazy item.
The Troggs - Wild Thing
2. Dog saint and manservant get together.
A Saint Bernard & a Butler.
Bernard Butler - Not Alone
That's a top song. Not heard it in years.
1. Mr. Jawbones... isn't it a bit early for that, first thing on a Saturday morning?
"Mr. Jawbones" was an anagram.
I think we're all getting too old for the rest on a Saturday morning.
(Sunday, on the other hand... I mean, don't let me interrupt you.)
We'll take it to the bridge again next Saturday...


























































