Showing posts with label Ernest Tubb. Show all posts
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Friday, 5 September 2025

Emergency Questions #11: Heavenly Age

Blink 182 - What's My Age Again?

Summer's over and the time is right to bring back some of the ongoing series I abandoned just prior to my holiday from teaching (aka the Exhaustion Weeks). It's a cliché that I go back to work for a rest, but... 

Kevin Rowland - Age Can't Wither You

As usual, I'm stealing another query from Richard Herring's book EMERGENCY QUESTIONS and trying to answer it with added songs. Here's today's question...

What age would you like to be when you get to heaven, presuming there is a heaven and you get to choose what age you'll be when you're up there?

Ernest Tubb - It's The Age That Makes The Difference

Putting aside whether or not we believe in any kind of afterlife, this is a thought-provoking question. If we're lucky enough to live to an old age, we wouldn't want to be stuck at that age, for eternity, with all the frailties, disabilities and marble loss that might come with it. We'd want to be young and strong and ready to take best advantage of our nirvana...

New Order - Age Of Consent

Would we want then to spend immortality reliving the "best years of our lives"? Oh, to be 16 again...  

Hello Saferide - X Telling Me About The Loss Of Something Dear, At Age 16

No thank you very much. I wouldn't mind going back and reliving a good day of my adolescence, safe in the knowledge that I could return to where I am right now before the bad days kick in. Because I did have a good many bad days as a teenager, days of self-doubt, embarrassment, humiliation days and crushing loneliness. 

Joe Jackson - Awkward Age

Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag

What about my twenties then? When I was a bit more grown up? And even more messed up...

Pet Shop Boys - Twenty Something

Taylor Swift - 22

Probably not. 

In my thirties, maybe then I finally got a handle on this thing called life... though I still didn't feel like a proper grown-up. (Still don't.) 

Aimee Man - 31 Today

In answer to Rich's question then, I'd probably choose to be mid-30s. Some time just before I fell down the stairs and broke my arm, also causing a slipped disc in my back which still bothers me today. Some time before the aches and pains set in... 

Willie Nelson - Don't Be Ashamed Of Your Age

Department S - Age Concern


I realise I'm a bit unusual though. Maybe you would choose to be 16 forever... or 21... or even 7?

What age would you pick to live out the hereafter?


Sunday, 27 December 2020

Saturday Snapshots #169 - The Answers

 


Here are the answers to the final Saturday Snapshots... in its current format.


10. Loud toilets.

Lulu - Shout

9. Are you covered in cuts?

The Scars - All About You

8. Sincere barrel, cheers.

Ernest Tubb - Thanks A Lot

7. No return once the volcano blows.

Eruption - One Way Ticket

6. Tree-planting missionary riffing on peyote.

The tree planting missionary was Johnny Appleseed.

Peyote is another name for mescal. Riffing is like strumming.

Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros - Johnny Appleseed

5. Auntie Fanny woofs at Mike Hammer's ma.

"Auntie Fanny woofs" was an anagram.

Mike Hammer was played by Stacy Keach.

Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom

4. Stage school brats like Nick Hornby.

The Kids From FAME - High Fidelity

You had to be there.

3. Contemporary poms get too close to the fire.

Modern English - I Melt With You

2. Former Cry partner sets up his own company to cause trouble.

Cry's former partner was Hue.

Hues Corporation - Rock The Boat

1. Metal workers with inextinguishable candles.



New year, new Saturday Snapshots... next week.

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