Monday, 13 December 2021
My Top Twenty-One of 2021: #13
Sunday, 21 November 2021
Snapshots #216: A Top Ten Songs About Brazil
10. Vadim's villain.
The villain in Roger Vadim's movie Barbarella was... Durand Durand.
Condemning the 80s with one single video.
9. Half a drum, half a Scottish sunbeam.
Half a Tom Tom... plus a Mc-Ray.
8. Will Pakistan get zebras, Trudy wonders? The answers lie within.
The image above is, as revealed by Walter, Alain Delon and Romy Schneider, who have nothing to do with Brazil... though they did feature prominently in an image search for these guys...
Will PakiSTAN GET ZebrAS, TRUDy wonders?
Stan Getz & Astrud Gilberto - The Girl From Ipanema
Amazingly, despite having done this quiz for over 4 years, that's only the third time I've posted a wrong picture.
7. They sound like silly Scots.
Guillemots rhymes with Silly Scots... doesn't it?
6. Good bee lost in window doors.
The Good Bee would be Johnny, as in Johnny B. Goode.
"winDOW Doors"
5. There's no end to this Beach Boy after he joins a big band.
Mike Love was the Beach Boy.
The Love Unlimited Orchestra - Brazilian Love Song
(With Barry conducting, obviously.)
4. Airblown Mary.
Anagram!
Although it's named after the Brazilian beach, the Copacabana nightclub can't be in Brazil, since it's the hottest spot north of Havana. I'm not brilliant at Geography, but even I can work that one out.
3. Mad king steps down the peer.
Mad King George goes down the peerage to become a Duke.
George Duke - Brazilian Love Affair
2. Barbed conductor.
Wire is a conductor. That's how we get electricity into our homes. It can also be barbed.
1. Lithe mechanism.
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Michael Nesmith - Rio
Sunday, 24 March 2019
Saturday Snapshots #76 - The Answers
Mathematics proves impossible when your head is full of gunge, so I can't work out a winner this week, though everyone had a good go. Thanks for playing as always.
10. Pork from the top of the world leads you into a talent competition.
Far North Ham? Far N Ham?
There's no pleasing some people.
John Farnham - You're The Voice
9. Count down four places to discover Barbie takes 1000 heavy swings to get round the golf course.
Dolly's par is a ton, see? Easy when you know how.
Dolly Parton - 9 To 5
8. Climbing beanstalks after 10 leads to a sad, horny godson.
After 10 is 11, so that would make him Jack 11. If you're going to tell me it's pronounced Lee-ven, I'm going to say: it's a visual pun, not an auditory one.
Jackie Leven - The Sexual Loneliness Of Jesus Christ
7. Gracie's singular song is a let down.
Gracie Fields. In the singular would be Field. A song is music.
Field Music - Disappointed
6. Clock - e = belt fastener + y. Bluebottle.
Time - e = Tim. Buckle + y = Buckley.
Tim Buckley - Buzzin' Fly
5. Neon Robert, cured, follows Duran Duran to the sand.
The chemical symbol for neon is Ne. Add Robert Smith.
Mike Nesmith - Rio
(Far superior to the Duran Duran song.)
4. Sweet on your tongue, a dancing football chant.
At football matches they (apparently) shout "Oggy Oggy Oggy". This is one of the many reasons I do not attend football matches.
The extra clue I gave involved a line from Smokey Robinson's I Second That Emotion, in which Smokey sings "A taste of honey is worse than none at all".
A Taste of Honey - Boogie Oogie Oogie
3. Found in a sound gallery, where Black Sabbath meets Woody's ex. (Low bridge not pictured.)
Art of Noise would be found in a sound gallery.
Black Sabbath sang Paranoid.
Woody Allen's ex is Mia Farrow.
The low bridge, not pictured, was this virtual gentleman, who provided the vocals to this odd 80s novelty tune...
Art of Noise (featuring Max Headroom) - Paranoimia
2. Wet Wet Wet, Heaven 17 and Elvis Costello can't tell the difference between rugby, soccer and ten pin bowling.
Wet Wet Wet, Heaven 17 and Elvis Costello all sang about Temptation.
The Temptations - Ball Of Confusion
1. Solipsistic gangsters don't wake up.
Solipsistic gangsters would say "I Am The Mob" since they would believe that only the self exists and thereby not believe in any other gangsters. Which then begs the question why they would need to be gangsters in the first place, and that is today's homework.
Anyway, if they couldn't wake up, they may be catatonic.
Ah, Cerys, were we ever that young?
This Is The End, Beautiful Friend... at least until next Saturday.






















