Showing posts with label Whitesnake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whitesnake. Show all posts

Sunday, 7 April 2024

Snapshots #338: A Top Ten Songs About British Kings & Queens


I didn't take History at school, so I know very little about the Kings & Queens of England, Scotland & Wales. Everything I do know, I learned from songs...


10. KT's tree in Specials town.

KT sang about a Cherry Tree. The Specials sang about a Ghost Town

Cherry Ghost - Alfred The Great

9. Cody envied mi jumble. 

"Cody envied mi" anagram!

Divine Comedy - Edward The Confessor

8. Average Band with Bite.

Average White Band meets Snakebite...

Whitesnake - Bloody Mary

7. Trotter, Master of Ceremonies for Haim.

Del Trotter was an MC for Corey Haim. Didn't you know that?

Del McCoury Band - Queen Anne's Lace

6. Nessy and George, Drac & Lenny.

George and Lenny were in Of Mice & Men. Nessy and Drac are monsters.

Of Monsters & Men - King and Lionheart

5. Face to Face... or Something Else, Kinda.

Three album titles by The Kinks.

The Kinks - Victoria

4. Total wrecks on his roundabout.

"Total wrecks" is an anagram.

Scott Walker - This Way, Mary (Theme From Mary Queen Of Scots)

3. Faster than a speeding mole.

A mole can also be a grass. Faster than a speeding... suggests Superman.

Supergrass - Richard III

2. This lady's fella hangs about with a bunch of loners.

Her man likes his Hermits.

Herman's Hermits - I'm Henry The VIII

1. Shooting blanks?

Pictured there at their final gig... in Huddersfield!

More Snapshots will be crowned next Saturday.


Sunday, 2 April 2023

Snapshots #286: A Top Ten Fool Songs

Don't laugh at me because I'm a fool... clearly I didn't fool any of you by suggesting that yesterday's Snapshots had nothing to do with the date on the calendar. You all have far too much Wisdom...

Here are ten foolish tunes...


10. Stone, Partridge, Lighthouse.

They're all families.

Family - No Mule's Fool

9. Long in the tooth.

The wisdom tooth comes with age...

Norman Wisdom - Don't Laugh at Me 'Cause I'm a Fool

Or you could have had...

Norman Wisdom - Wisdom Of A Fool

Or...

Norman Wisdom - What Kind Of Fool

Or a load more, to be honest. Take your pick.

8. Reverend Green hits the Southern Comfort.

Al Green meets Matthews Southern Comfort...

Al Matthews was the actor who played Gunnery Sergeant Apone in the movie Aliens... and Benny's dad in Grange Hill. He was also a Radio 1 DJ for a time, and hit the UK Top 20 in 1975 with this... 

Al Matthews - Fool

7. The camera surely holds the answer.

The camERA SUREly...

Erasure - Ship Of Fools

6. Cowboy King on a windy beach.

The king of the cowboys was Roy Rogers. If he was on a windy beach, he'd be getting covered in sand.

Sandy Rogers - Fool For Love

One from the Reservoir Dogs soundtrack, if you think you've heard it before.

5. No Jacket required. So good they named him twice.

This is the lead singer of My Morning Jacket. But here, he is solo. And Jim James is the same name twice.

Jim James - Just A Fool

4. Fatboy in the leaves of grass.

Fatboy Slim + Walt Whitman =

Slim Whitman - I'm A Fool

3. Barry's boa.

Barry White had a pet snake. 

Whitesnake - Fool For Your Lovin'

2. Selkirk oboe.

Anagram!

Elkie Brooks - No More The Fool

Or you could have had...

Elkie Brooks - Fool If You Think It's Over

1. Nobody but my sweet baby.

In The Who Who Song, Jackie Wilson sang "Who? Who? Nobody but my sweet baby..."

Meet the new boss...
Same as the old boss


1. The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again

You'd be a fool not to come back for more next Saturday.


Monday, 8 February 2021

Cover Me Monday #15: Here We Go Again...


Here's a cover I unearthed on an old mixtape CD I found kicking around. I didn't know anything about the artist, so I suspect this originated as a blog download somewhere in the dim and distant past.

The song is Here I Go Again, originally a Top Ten hit from my teenage years. I'm pretty sure I bought the 7 inch, and I have no shame over that. It's the ultimate poodle rock anthem, and David Coverdale's hairdo is easily as impressive in the video as the girl dancing on the car. It also has a killer riff and a lyric about being a lonely outsider which appealed to my 15 year old self... and still does, if I'm honest.



Twenty-some years later, the song was covered by Audra Mae, apparently for the soundtrack of The Good Wife, another show Louise watched but I never had time to (probably because I was blogging). 

As I said, I didn't know much about Audra Mae, but she appears to have had a pretty crazy career, having worked with The All-American Rejects, Avicii, Flo Rida, Frank Turner and Celine Dion, while she's written songs that have been covered by Miranda Lambert, German Eurovision entrants and Susan Boyle. 

I've not heard anything else she's done, but I have a fondness for her Whitesnake cover... especially as she keeps the killer riff.


Sunday, 9 September 2018

Saturday Snapshots #49 - The Answers


It's Oh So Quiet on a Sunday morning while we're all waiting for the answers to Saturday Snapshots.

Apparently yesterday's featured some tough ones... well, they all seemed easy enough to me. (But then, they come from my record collection.)

Very close match between Lynchie & Charity Chic, both getting three full correct answers, though Lynchie also gets a quarter point for #7, making him the winner. Martin mopped up the last two, but George deserves extra credit for #5.

10. The Boss finds religion with well stirred rice.


Well stirred RICE would make ERIC.

Religion happens in a church.

The Boss is...

Eric Church - Springsteen

9. Philosopher loses his mill, but not to a girl called May or June.


John Stewart Mill was the philosopher.

After May & June, the lady would be called July.

John Stewart - July, You're A Woman

8. Alpha stretched to link.


Elastic stretches the letter A.

A link is a connection. Rigid Digit got there in the end!

Elastica - Connection

7. Her name isn't Rio but she may still dance on the sand. Whatever the Falklands' capital wants... a burglar dittoes.


Ipanema is a beach in Rio.

The capital of the Falklands is Stanley.

Whatever XXX wants, XXX gets.

A burglar dittoes is an anagram.

Astrud Gilberto & Stan Getz - The Girl From Ipanema

6. T-Rex strolls past Hamlet's favourite contradiction.


T-Rex was a dinosaur.

A stroll is a walk.

Hamlet wondered whether "To be or not to be", which in the past tense would be Was or not Was.

Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur

5. Hang on tight to frozen camping.


The Hold Steady - Chillout Tent

4. My 14th horror - but not always.


February 14th is Valentine's Day.

Horror is often bloody.

Not always = sometimes.

My Bloody Valentine - Sometimes

3. Stop me if you've heard this one before... Corn, King or Philippine Pit Viper?


Corn, King and Philippine Pit Viper are all - according to an extensive google search - white snakes.

Stop me if you've heard this one before... here I go again!

Cheese tasted so good in the 80s...

Whitesnake - Here I Go Again

2. Barmaid says Cheers! to Dolby after her first spelling lesson.


The barmaid in Cheers! was Carla.

Thomas Dolby.

"Baby" would seem an appropriate word to start your spelling lessons with.

Carla Thomas - B-A-B-Y

1. Reverse double bottom to a school on a French hill.


Look how short those beards are!

Reverse bottom for Top.

The bottom letter of the alphabet is Z.

A school on a hill would be Grange Hill.

In French, that might be...



Possibly Maybe more Saturday Snapshots next week... well, no we'll definitely have something extra special next week for our fiftieth anniversary edition. Don't miss it!



Tuesday, 14 November 2017

My Top Ten Kitten Songs


This is Millie, the new addition to our family. Too soon? I did think so... but I've been proved wrong. A welcome blast of sunshine and fun in these darkest of times...

The big problem with songs about kittens is that they're rarely actually about kittens. Kitten, is seems, is a popular metaphorical term of endearment, and just about the only song on this list which appears to be about an actual kitten is about a dead one. So I'm not dedicating any of these to Millie. Ten great songs, nevertheless...


10. Bellowhead - Moon Kittens

Bellowhead go John Williams. Better than that might sound.

9. Whitesnake - Kitten's Got Claws

The thing about Whitesnake was, around about the time this came out, they were showing their kitten side more than their claws. Power ballads had taken them into the charts and their metal beginnings were all but forgotten. This was them showing they still had their claws. You won't like it, it ain't cool, but it did the job for teenage rock fans back in the mid 80s.

Can you believe this is the first time Whitesnake have featured on this blog? I can't.

8. The Kelley Deal 6000 - When He Calls Me Kitten

What Kelley did when she got out of rehab.

7. Lily Rae & The Saturday Girls - Little Kittens

Dark and creepy - Nick Cave would be proud. From Lily's debut record, available on The Indelicates' Corporate Records label. Since then she's gone on to form the band Fightmilk: also worthy of your attention.

Don't forget that little kittens have the sharpest claws!

6. Hefner - Hello Kitten

Another song about...
I'm gonna make myself go blind tonight
...well, not kittens.

5. British Sea Power - Electrical Kittens

I've featured this here before, but no reason not to do so again. My favourite song from the latest BSP album.

4. REM - Star Me, Kitten

I guess that should be **** Me, Kitten... or @%$# Me, Kitten. It's one of those songs that sounds beautiful, but if you study the lyrics you'll choke on the metaphors. Of course, you could also scare yourself half to death with the REM & William S. Burroughs version...

3. Riff Raff - Kitten

Billy Bragg and Wiggy, back when they were still in short pants.

2. Angelica - Why Did You Let My Kitten Die?

Forgotten noughties indie from half of The Lovely Eggs. Indie-girly-pop loveliness with a sting in the tail.

1. Little Willie John - Leave My Kitten Alone

"Laying in the back seat, listening to Little Willie John..."

Yes, it was Elvis Costello who introduced this song to me... but it was Robbie Robertson who introduced me to Little Willie. And the original has added meows!



Any cuddly kitten songs in your collection?

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