Showing posts with label Franz Ferdinand. Show all posts
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Sunday, 13 July 2025

Snapshots #404: Superman Songs

There's a new Superman film out this weekend... and although I haven't seen it yet, I can confidently predict it will be better than the last few, because Zack Snyder isn't involved. Maybe not quite up to Christopher Reeve's standards, but miracles don't happen that often.

Anyway, here are some Super Songs to celebrate...


15. UN diary reveals they're all a bunch of squares.

"UN diary" was an anagram.

Ian Dury and The Blockheads - Sueperman's Big Sister

14. Kafka in Rio.

Franz Kafka meets Rio Ferdinand.

Franz Ferdinand - Lois Lane

13. Bond villain found by Ash.

Ash did a song called Goldfinger, after Auric...

Goldfinger - Superman

12. Blue eyes gets a shiner.

Frank Sinatra was old blue eyes... a shiner turns them black.

Frank Black - Man Of Steel

11. Protective, instrumental, elementary.

A Johnny is protective, a guitar is an instrument, Watson was... my dear.

Johnny Guitar Watson - Superman Lover

10. Taking an E helped John Wayne and Prince Edward get really, really high.

XTC, under their alias...

Dukes Of Stratosphere - Braniac's Daughter

Sadly, I couldn't find any songs about Lex Luthor. So Braniac will have to do.

Although I would also have allowed...

XTC - That's Really Super, Supergirl 

9. Close knit friends who won't let you join in.

The Clique - Superman

You may be more familiar with this cover version...

REM - Superman

8. Melatives?

What Mel Gibson calls his brothers...

The Gibson Brothers - Metropolis

7. Posh erections can be bewildering.

"Posh erections" was an anagram.

Stereophonics - Superman

6. Alastair Campbell, Charlie Whelan.

They were both...

Spin Doctors - Jimmy Olsen's Blues

5. Hair straighteners required.

The Kinks - (Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman

4. Neighbours, but not immediate.

3 Doors Down - Kryptonite

3. She enables pens to write her name.

"Enables pens" was an anagram...

Ann Peebles - He's My Superman

2. Most pop songs are about them.

Love - The Daily Planet

1. Goes hand in hand with Bloody Cheek!


The Flaming Lips - (Waiting For A) Superman


More Super Snapshots next Saturday...



Sunday, 1 October 2023

Snapshots #312: A Top Ten Songs Named After Classic Novels


If you've Rushdie'd here this morning for the answers to yesterdays quiz, I hope it wasn't because you felt like a Salman swimming upstream, trying to work out the connection.

Here are ten songs named after famous novels, straight from your favourite English teacher. You might even call them "iconic", except you'd probably upset C

Prepare yourself for some Satantic Verses... and Heavenly choruses, of course.


10. Shot in Sarajevo. 

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was shot in Sarajevo, sparking World War I.

Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses

9. You're on your own in court.

You're about to face some Lone Justice!

Lone Justice - The Grapes Of Wrath

8. Clocking off time.

It used to be 5.30. These days, people seem to finish work at all kinds of different times.

5.30! - Catcher In The Rye

7. What time is it, Mr. McGoohan?

What time is it, Mr. Wolf? Patrick time!

Patrick Wolf - To The Lighthouse

6. Found confused in a nerd alley.

"A nerd alley" was an anagram...

Lana Del Rey - Lolita

5. A wee insect.

A midge is a wee insect. 

Midge Ure - Call Of The Wild

4. This is a fiery Topic.

A Topic is a chocolate bar. Fiery is hot.

Hot Chocolate - Emma

3. Stars of the small screen.

Television Personalities - A Picture Of Dorian Gray

2. Ask Rik when he's got himself back together.

"Ask Rik when", put back together in a different order, gives us...

Nik Kershaw - Don Quixote

We had an English teacher who insisted on pronouncing Quixote "kwik-oat". Obviously not a Nik Kershaw fan.

1. Hedge and Thicket.

Bush!

Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights



Let me in your window again next Saturday for more of the same...


Monday, 24 July 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #99: Jane Birkin

Je t'aime, je t'aime
Oh oui, je t'aime

I can't have been the only person to hear those words echoing in my ears the moment I read about the sudden death of Jane Birkin last week. There's not many pop stars who can claim to have had a record condemned by The Vatican.


Although most will remember her for that song, and her tumultuous relationship with Serge, the English woman who became a French icon also recorded with everyone from Franz Ferdinand to Ian McCulloch, as well as being a successful actress, political activist and giving her name to a designer handbag. The number of rap songs that refer to the "Birkin bag" made compiling this feature an arduous task... but here's a few tunes that pay tribute to Jane herself instead...

Ed Harcourt - Blondes, Brunettes And Redheads (Demo For Jane Birkin)

Ed Harcourt is almost old enough to remember Jane at her peak (but he's still younger than me). Charlie Hickey, on the other hand, doesn't look old enough to know Jane's daughter Charlotte... 

Dressed like Jane Birkin, but you look like a kid
Wish you lived in a decade when you didn't exist

Charlie Hickey - Notre Dame

Momus, on the other hand, was born in 1960. Clearly Jane Birkin had a huge effect on him growing up, hence why she appears in two of his tunes...

When bubblegum and glam rock reigned
A young Momus dug the J5
And Jane Birkin's shapely legs

Momus - Not Intended For Children

I play Charlotte Gainsbourg, Bambou and Jane Birkin at my party
But when the radiant night is over and the sun begins to shine
I kiss the simple lover who is mine

Momus - Radiant Night

Unloved is a collaboration between soundtrack maestro's David Holmes (yes, that one) and Keefus Ciancia (no, me neither), along with singer Jade Vincent, who clearly has been chanelling a little of the Birkin mystique...

She dreams of Jane Birkin and talks in Serge's voice
Mother's been a bad girl
Mother had no choice

Unloved - Mother's Been A Bad Girl

But nobody does it better than Jane herself... and here she is supported by French band, Mickey 3D.



Wednesday, 14 September 2022

Celebrity Jukebox #34: Rita Tushingham

We watched the Edgar Wright movie Last Night In Soho recently, and I very much enjoyed the recreation of 1960s London, the retro soundtrack, and the performances of Thomasin Mackenzie and Anna Taylor-Joy. The film took a swerve into unnecessary melodrama towards the end, which I found a bit of a disappointment. I like melodrama, but this felt a bit rushed and didn't really match the tone of the rest of the movie. Still worth a watch though.

Among the cast was a cameo by 60s star Rita Tushingham, now in her 80s but still going strong... and those piercing blue eyes were still very much in evidence. (She won awards for her role in the movie The Girl With Green Eyes, but according to iffypedia, "as the film is in black and white the green eyes are never seen".)

Rita Tushingham made her screen debut in the 1961 adaptation of Shelagh Delaney's A Taste Of Honey, a movie which was hugely influential on a certain Stephen Patrick Morrissey. There are at least six Smiths songs on which Morrissey pilfers lyrics from Shelagh Delaney's script, including one of their best known tunes, This Charming Man. Morrissey's favourite movie was controversial at the time for a number of reasons, including one of the first interracial kisses seen on screen. How ironic. I've long stopped trying to convince anyone (including myself) that Morrissey isn't a tad racist. The truth is rarely black and white, but there are some ugly shades of grey. Unlike many former fans, I'm still able to disconnect and enjoy his old music on its original merits. If you choose not to anymore, I respect your opinion. Respect mine and we can send a message of tolerance and harmony to the man with the quiff that might one day change his ways.  

A Taste Of Honey isn't the only movie to connect Rita to The Smiths. The video to Girlfriend In A Coma also features clips from her 1964 film The Leather Boys.


While no Morrissey lyrics mention Rita Tushingham directly, she can be found in songs from another pair of John Peel's favourite acts. Firstly, Martin Newell's Cleaners From Venus, who cast her alongside a number of other 60s icons...

Rita Tushingham isn't smiling
Waiting for the green electric
Train to take her
Down to London
Where she will see Mr. Wilson
Standing by the iron railings
Opposite the chestnut palings
David Hemmings will be waiting
With a job for David Bailey


And secondly, here's Rita in one of Franz Ferdinand's very best tunes...

Great Western Wind catches in your Celtic hair
Flicks it round your face like flames around the sun
In the bright cold air you seem as innocent and fair
As Rita Tushingham in 1961



Thursday, 29 October 2020

My Top Ten Vote Trump Out Songs



Flashback 4 years to early November 2016, and here's the post I offered in response to Donald Trump being elected President of the USA.

It seems impossible, after everything that has happened in the past 4 years, that Trump will be re-elected next Tuesday. But it seemed impossible that he'd be elected in the first place. And it seems impossible that he hasn't been impeached and thrown in jail a long time ago. It seems impossible than anyone would still vote for him.

But we live in impossible times.

Here are ten songs I hope will make a difference.

We do what we can...


10. Franz Ferdinand - Demagogue

He's a demagogue
Check out his rise
He's a demagogue
He's fatally famous
He's a demagogue
He plays with my fears
A demagogue
My shadow side dreaming
The demagogue
It feels so good to be dumb

From the wall straight to la cuenta
Those pussy grabbing fingers
Won't let go of me now
Demagogue
The demagogue

9. Todd Rundgren & Donald Fagen - Tin Foil Hat

He's coming down the escalator
With a girl from east of here
He wants to make the country greater
We've got nothing left to fear

Because the man in the tin foil hat
Is sitting on the throne tonight
It kinda feels like a coup d'etat
But it's gonna be great, tremendous, amazing and all that

'Cause the man in the tin foil hat
Is tweeting like a teenage girl
He puts the Pluto in plutocrat
But it's gonna be a huge huge huge new world
He hasn't got the time for losers
Unless they do as he commands
He's writing checks to his accusers
With those tiny little hands

'Cause the man in the tin foil hat
Is gonna drain the swamp tonight
And fill it up with alternative facts
And it's gonna be great, tremendous, amazing and all that

8.  Run DMC - Remove 45

What we need to do... we need to arrest the president!

7. Billy Bragg - The Times They Are A' Changin' Back

Come Mexicans, Muslims, LGBT and Jews
Keep your eyes wide for what’s on the news
For President Trump is express his views
And I that the mob he’s inside in
We’ll soon break your windows
Burn down your schools
For the times they are a changin' back

6. Bruce Springsteen & Joe Grushecky

Don't tell me a lie
And sell it as a fact
I've been down that road before
And I ain't goin' back

And don't you brag to me
That you never read a book
I never put my faith
In a con man and his crooks

5. John Grant - Smug Cunt

Now you're just a smug cunt
Who doesn't even do his own stunts
They just let you in 'cos you won't shut up
Protein's flying off the shelves
Panties ain't gonna wet themselves
They just let you play 'cos you won't shut up
Here's to acting like a little boy
Masturbating with expensive toys
They just let you play 'cos you won't shut up

4. Will Hoge - Gilded Walls

Oh and I don't believe in the devil
But you might make me go and change my mind
You can see this whole damn world get leveled and not even lose track of time
Inside your gilded walls that shine

Well another group of kids in high schools dead
But you're still at your golf course teeing off at nine
People marching in the streets trying to find a little peace
You sit around spouting awful shit online

Well you've always been the same
You ain't ever gonna change
But I know it's gonna all catch up with you in time
And there's a pot of gold from all the dreams you stole
Inside your gilded walls that shine

3. Public Enemy - State Of The Union

Whatever it takes, rid this dictator
POTUS my tail, Ass debater
Prime-time Preemo, rhyme-time crime
Like no other in this lifetime
White house killer, dead in lifelines
Vote this joke out, or die tryin'
Unprecedented, demented, many president'd
Nazi Gestapo dictator defended
It's not what you think, it's what you follow
Run for them jewels, drink from that bottle
Another four years gonna gut y'all hollow
Gutted out, dried up, broke and can't borrow

Mister, I am the law and you are not
In fact, I'm god, I got a lot
Mister these united breaks takeover come over
Orange hair, fear the comb-over
Here's another scare, keep them hands in the air
Better not breathe, you dare not dare
Don't say nothing, don't think nothing
Make America great again the middle just love it
When he wanna talk, walk y'all straight to them ovens
Human beings of color, yeah we be sufferin'

2. Karine Polwart - I Burn but I Am Not Consumed

On May 11th 1930, Mary Anne Macleod, from Tong on The Isle of Lewis, boarded the RMS Transylvania from Glasgow to New York City, in search of a better life. There, she fell in love with Frederick, whose father had come to America from Germany as a 16 year old barber. 

The couple raised five children. 

Mary Anne’s middle son would return years later to Scotland, home of his MacLeod ancestors, whose clan motto is: I burn but I am not consumed.  And here - in the name of progress and profit - and executive golf - he would pit himself against time and tide. In his wake, the shifting sands at Balmedie in Aberdeenshire would never be the same. 

That son of Mary Anne MacLeod is powerful. 

So too is The North Sea. 

The marbled, metamorphic rock of Lewis is two-thirds the age of Earth - amongst the very oldest found on our planet. It knows about power. It’s seen a lot. And so I wondered: what might that rock of Lewis have to say about the Inauguration - tomorrow in Washington DC - of the 45th President of the United States of America - Mary Anne’s middle son? This is what the rock told me. 

Oh son of Lewis, lonely boy, 
hewn from granite, salt and sky 
upon a foreign shore: 
the ocean is a mirror gleam 
in which you see yourself, 
and nothing more. 
  
Three billion years of gravity, 
of strata forged in fire and earth, 
the stone crib of your mother’s birth, 
in which your forebears lie. 
I am alive. I am a tomb. 
I burn, but I am not consumed. 
I burn, but I am not consumed. 
  
Fish may swim at your command 
across The Atlantic to the land 
of dreams and self belief and boundless chance. 
An exile tale. An immigrant dance. 
You’re captain of a frigate now, 
So set your compass, raise the mast, 
Blow up the sails, 
Erase the past, and future, if you must. 
Together we can stand 
and watch the peat-land turn to dust. 
  
This is your apprenticeship: 
The Gulf Stream doesn’t know your name, 
nor does the splendid, blazing sun 
that alters how the currents run. 
The North wind never heard you roar: 
You’re fired! You’re fired! 
My back might burn, the blaze run wild, 
but I am not consumed, my child. 
  
The Minch whips up a spindrift storm. 
The machair shifts. The machair moans. 
At Uig Bay and Luskentyre, 
the gale blows fast, the tide flows higher. 
The shore erodes and disappears. 
And, meantime, you are stoking fears 
and stacking hope into a pyre. 
You strike a match. 
  
Oh ma bairn, mo leanaibh         
Oh ma bairn, mo leanaibh 
  
Your mother was a wee girl once, 
who played upon my rocky shore. 
And you, you are broken boy, 
and you want more and more and more. 
You build a tower. You build a wall, 
You live in fear that they might fall. 
You who see nothing but your face 
in the sheen of The Hudson River. 
  
Oh ma bairn, mo leanaibh 
Oh ma bairn, mo leanaibh 
  
A balancing is yet to come, 
although by then you may be gone 
and leave a desert to your sons and daughters. 
Still, these waters, they will rise, 
the North Sea haar will cover your eyes, 
despite your appetite for lies. 
your disregard  for truth. 
  
Three billion years of gravity, 
of strata forged in fire and earth, 
the stone crib of your mother’s birth, 
in which your forebears lie. 
I am alive. I am a tomb. 
I burn, but I am not consumed. 
I burn, but I am not consumed. 

1. Chuck Prophet - Get Off The Stage

Me, I’m just one man
Up on the stage I make my stand
Yes, it’s true, I have a band
Up here behind me
While you, you’ve got your crew
And the Secret Service too
And your wife from the EU
But you’re no good at rhyming

So hey, get down off that stage
We’ve heard everything you’ve got to say
You’ve been calling all the shots
You’ve got us all tied up in knots
C’mon man, get off the stage

Now me, I spend half of my life
In an Econoline van
With my band and my wife
And when she steps up to the mic
I’ve seen grown men burst out crying
While you, you’ve got an ugly mouth
You got no heart at all,
Except for your Russian pal
You’re an obstruction in democracy’s bowel
And the patient is dying

So come down off that stage
Please get off the stage
Come on down and take a seat
We’ll put some John Prine on repeat
All we’re asking is get off the stage

If you were an automobile
You’d be out of gas
With four flat tires and a smog check
That’s never gonna pass
If you were a pair of socks
You’d be full of holes
You’re one bad hombre
So why don’t you just turn around
And go home

And maybe do something with that hair
Take a walk in the park
Visit a renaissance fair
You’re headed for prison, you know
But don’t be scared
The first time is the hardest

Just get down off that stage
We’ve heard everything you’ve got to say
Take a book down off the shelf
Try to love somebody else
Whatever you do, just get off the stage

Friday, 19 April 2019

The United Kingdom of Song #27: Dumbarton




There's a town in Virginia, USA, called Dumbarton, and I'm guessing that's the Dumbarton which gets a lyrical name-check in both El Cerrito by Cracker and Chief Inspector Blancheflower by The Fiery Furnaces.

The Dumbarton we visit today though is on the west coast of Scotland and it was the birthplace of David Byrne and Wings guitarist Jimmy McCulloch. Apparently Franz Ferdinand once released a remix of their song Take Me Out retitled "David Byrne Was Born In Dumbarton", but I can't find that anywhere to t'interweb.

I couldn't find any other songs that mentioned Dumbarton by name, but I did find this little beauty from Glaswegian indie band (and a band I've actually met and interviewed!), The Supernaturals.

Boghead Park (former home of Dumbarton F.C.) was the oldest football stadium in Scotland when it finally closed down in 2000, having originally been opened in 1879. Here, James McColl of the Supernaturals fondly remembers visiting Boghead as a boy...



Sunday, 13 January 2019

Saturday Snapshots #66 - The Answers


Ground control to Major Tom - check your Saturday Snapshots answers and put your helmet on...

Let's hope Brexit (if it happems) doesn't put an end to our European friends from taking part in Saturday Snapshots... because this week saw our Danish and German blog-friends take a clear victory. Well done to Chris and Walter, who got seven of the answers before any of our U.K. contenders even got out of bed. Charity Chic, Rigid Digit and Mr. C solved the rest, but the hard work had been done by the time they (and Alyson) arrived.


10. Undetached hedgehog calls last orders.


Sonic the hedgehog.

An undetached house might be a semi.

Last orders comes at Closing Time.

Semisonic - Closing Time

9. American revolutionary soldiers visit Chinese medicine man.


Check your history books.

The Minutemen - Dr. Wu

8. DNA Friendly Bing, doubles the aristocracy.


DNA = Gene.

Chandler Bing was in Friends.

Duke & Earl are two titles of the aristocracy.

Gene Chandler - Duke of Earl

7. Afternoon cinema blackout starts World War.


WWI began when Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assissinated.

Franz Ferdinand - The Dark of the Matinee

6. Homer in space; Brooklynite.


Homer wrote the Odyssey... but not the Space Odyssey.

Odyssey - Native New Yorker

5. Old rope from terrible circumstances.


Dire Straits - Money For Nothing

(Yes, that really is Dire Straits... at  their first ever gig!)

4. Feline superhero at home in the pub.


Cat Power - Lived In Bars

3. Broadway coffee award-winner found in Hammersmith Palais, eating greens with a gator girl.


A Tony is a Broadway Award.

Coffee is Joe.

White Man In Hammersmith Palais.

Listen to the song for the rest...

Tony Joe White - Poll Salad Annie

2. I am on swirl: the object of my desire.


I am on swirl is an anagram...

Mari Wilson - Just What I Always Wanted

1. Bob's future is in hand: great detective work.


Palm-readers tell the future.

Detectives look for clues.



Let's Dance again next Saturday morning...


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