Showing posts with label Hollies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hollies. Show all posts

Thursday, 18 June 2026

Another Day #17: Don't Panic!

Lots of things to be aware of today! For a start, it's National Clean Air Day 2026...

The Hollies - The Air That I Breathe

Let's hope the air stays clean, because it's also International Picnic Day...

Mickey & Sylvia - Let's Have a Picnic

Suede - Picnic By The Motorway

Doubt you'll get much clean air if that's your picnic spot of choice, Bret.

Modest Mouse - It Always Rains On A Picnic

There always has to be someone who spoils it before we even get there, eh?

Let's not bother. We'll stay in and embrace some clean water instead, for National Clean Your Aquarium Day. Any excuse to play something from these guys... ooh, wait - looks like they've got a new song out!


Here's another way to clean the air. Today is also the International Day for Countering Hate Speech so this seems pretty appropriate...


Over in the USA, meanwhile, it is National Wanna Get Away Day. Who can blame them?

Here's a great bit of Memphis power pop from 1981...


And here's something a little heavier from one of Superman's arch-foes in 1993...


Finally though, and no prizes for guessing why I saved this one till last, Thursday the 18th of June is also International Panic Day. Enjoy.



Sunday, 3 May 2026

Snapshots #446 - Equine Songs


A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course... unless that horse is a singer-songwriter horse...



Here are some more horsey songs...


15. A Jug with a Stone on it.

A Toby Jug with added Keef.

Willie Nelson also appears on this tune, but you all know what he looks like.

Toby Keith & Willie Nelson - Beer For My Horses

14. Electric can opener?

Bowie: the Wilderness Years.

Tin Machine - Goodbye, Mr. Ed

13. Emergency response team. 

First Aid Kit - Palomino

12. Bloke on the Steps takes a number of high jumps on his skateboard.

The bloke from Steps was H. Skateboard jumps are known as Ollies. Put them together and what have you got...?

The Hollies - On A Carousel

Originally I had America, Horse With No Name, in this spot. But you guys are far too smart for that.

11. Came through extremely difficult circumstances - without a Mark on him.

He was in Dire Straits. But he's not Mark.

David Knopfler - Rocking Horse Love

10. ICE out! No border patrol needed here.

Calexico is a border town where the SS do a lot of work.

Calexico - Trigger

9. Harold! That's a nice nose, did you...?

Harold Wilson? Did you pick it yourself?

Wilson Pickett - Mustang Sally

8. Armless Adrian can still get in an altercation.

"Armless Adrian" was an anagram.

Marissa Nadler - Stallions

7. Get up, everybody, and sing!

Lyrics from We Are Family.

Family - No Mule's Fool

6. Gave up on his PhD.

He was in PhD... then he let them down and went solo. They should have known better.

Jim Diamond - Hi Ho Silver

5. Arctic Alex, on the back of a bike.

Ike Turner - Black Beauty

You may see that billed as Ike & Tina Turner, but I can't find much evidence of Tina on there... unless she's playing the cowbell. 

4. I'd be lucky to afford a deck chair. 

Beach House - Zebra

3. Clearly they're not a Sisterhood.

The Allman Brothers - Pegasus

2. When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off by sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.

That is the open line of John Wyndham's Day of the Triffids.

The Triffids - Red Pony

1. Who's going to pay Cinderella's bail after this mix-up?


"Cinderella's bail" was an anagram.

Belinda Carlisle - Runaway Horses

Those are your runners and riders - congratulations if you made it past the post.

More next week.


Friday, 10 April 2026

Celebrity Jukebox #74: Chip Taylor


It's been a busy week, so this is the earliest opportunity I've had to pay tribute to singer and songwriter Chip Taylor who died towards the end of March. I write a lot of these eulogies lately, and every one of them affects me in some way or other (otherwise, I wouldn't write them), but even then... the news of Chip's death hit me hard. Because through the songs he wrote in the latter part of his career, I felt like I knew him. Whenever I listened to one of his new records, it began to feel like I was catching up with an old friend. I felt like we had a certain simpatico, even though he was thirty years older than me and lived half a world away. I knew where he was coming from. 


I only really discovered Chip Taylor in 2019 when I heard the above song on the radio. But it turned out that I'd known his songs much, much longer.

Because back in 1965, Chip wrote this...


And then, a couple of years later, he wrote this, a song I became very familiar with as a child because the 1981 version by Juice Newton was a firm favourite of my old friend Tel...


 Along the way, Chip also wrote many other fine records...











Chip released a number of solo albums in the 70s, and then apparently spent most of the 80s playing blackjack and betting on horse races, only curing himself of that particular addiction following the death of his mother in the mid-90s. After that, he returned to recording and released some wonderfully individual and idiosyncratic solo records, as well as a string of excellent collaborations.





But I always come back to this one in the end. Thank you, Chip. Rest easy, fella. Thank god you weren't one of the perfect people...



Sunday, 14 September 2025

Snapshots #413: Songs Used In Adverts

Yesterday we had a picture of John Lydon at the top of the page because I thought he was surely the best / worst example of a pop star appearing in an advert. And then I discovered Snoop Dogg in the Money Supermarket ad. And John had some competition.

Here is George's choice of the best "pop" "songs" used in adverts... although George would like to qualify that, "I think the link is best described as “songs related to UK adverts”, as some of the songs were not actually used but were the basis for the advert. For example, “Que SerĂ¡ SerĂ¡”, because I’m 100% sure Doris Day did not sing about mushrooms and fried onion rings."

Did you ad-entify them all?


15. Bohemian Rhapsodist.

Antonin Dvorak - Symphony no. 9 (Hovis)

14. Unforgettable part in the King's Bible.

A small part of "unforgettable" plus King James...

Etta James - I Just Want To Make Love To You (Diet Coke)

13. Hawaii Jack, boogying pig, football squad.

Jack Lord, some Rocking Ham and 11.

Lord Rockingham’s XI - Hoots Mon (Maynard's Wine Gums)

12. Trowel and mortar specialists.

Call them if you need any pointing done.

The Pointer Sisters - I’m So Excited (Crunchie)

11. Sorry, I can't attend. I have another engagement that night.

Sorry, I have a clash in my diary.

The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go (Levis)

10. Erstwhile Isley Brother.

He started out playing with the Isleys.

Jimi Hendrix Experience - Crosstown Traffic (Wrangler)

9. Wounded stag owner, Reed, circa. 

Jacques and the wounded stag. Lou Reed. Ca.

Jacques Loussier - Air on a G String (Hamlet)

8. Johnsons.

Holly Johnsons.

The Hollies - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother (Miller Lite)

7. Mediocre amateurs, lost inside.

MedioCRE AMateurs.

Cream - I Feel Free (Renault 21)

6. A div and (his) duds are often mixed up.

David Dundas - Jeans On (Brutus Jeans)

5. You're the tray of nice things I upset yesterday.

That's a line from Gaye by Clifford T. Ward.

Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through The Grapevine (Levis 501)

4. It's Sneers Week! In a way.

Anagram!

New Seekers -  I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing (Coca-Cola)

3. Sweeter alternative to the gravy train.

Honeybus - I Can't Let Maggie Go (Nimble Bread)

2. Denied starting fires between Harry Truman and Red China.

From the opening lyrics to We Didn't Start The Fire...

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray.

Doris Day - Que SerĂ¡, SerĂ¡ (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)

We hope it's chips, it's chips, we hope it's chips...

1. Confused band, ft. Lelah.


"ft. Lelah" was an anagram for one of George's favourite groups...

The Fall - Touch Sensitive (Vauxhall Corsa)


Thanks again to George for suggesting this week's songs. As someone who worked in advertising for far too many years, I couldn't have done this one myself.

Normal service will be resumed next week.

Friday, 7 March 2025

Bertie Fridays #6: Albert Hammond


We're back to flipping through Bertie The Dog's record collection. He only buys discs by people with Bert in their name...

My father is a doctor, he's a family man
My mother works for charity whenever she can
And they're both good clean Americans who abide by the law
And they both stick up for liberty and they both support the war

My happiness was paid for when they laid their money down
For summers in a summer camp and winters in the town
My future in the system was talked about and planned
But I gave it up for music and The Free Electric Band


Despite the lyrics of his only UK hit, Albert Hammond was born in London in 1944, shortly after his parents had been evacuated from Gibraltar.


Albert began his musical career aged just 16 with Gibraltarian band The Diamond Boys, but his first chart success came 6 years later, in 1966, with a Top Ten hit as part of...


He went on to enjoy a successful career as a solo musician, but I'm guessing he made most of his money as a songwriter. He's the writer or co-writer of a surprising range of hits from across the decades...










Quite a list. A great songwriter... though I'd argue he's not much cop as a weather man...


This Bertie's got an OBE, an Emmy, an Ivor Novello award and he's been inducted into the Songwriter's Hall of Fame. Though surely his greatest claim to fame is being mentioned in a Half Man Half Biscuit song...

Dragging my guitar round maternity ward
I was in search of the umbilical chord
But it was all in vain so I jumped on a train
And when I reached my home the kids were on the patio
Looking quite upset, so I asked them what was wrong
And they said: “Beware, there’s an Albert Hammond bootleg in the house in there
An Albert Hammond bootleg in the house
Some man who introduced himself as Stanley Rous came in
And left this Albert Hammond bootleg in the house”


No clues as to next week's Bertie. Those of you who are paying attention should be able to guess him.


Sunday, 14 July 2024

Saturday Snapshots #352: A Top Ten Posterior Songs


I almost ran this picture yesterday, but I figured it would be too much of a giveaway... so I featured the colossal arse that is Tom Hanks instead.

Here are ten songs we sit down on - or synonyms for posterior, if you prefer. 

10. Frankie's pall was rather dull and unfashionable. 

A dull and unfashionable person is a dowd. Frankie was pals with Johnny.

Johnny Dowd - Opus III: Caboose

9. Larry aches after playing Twister.

Untwist "Larry aches" and you get...

Ray Charles - Shake A Tailfeather

8. If I could be for only an hour, tiny.

"If I could be for only an hour," is a line from Jackie.

Little Jackie - 28 Butts

7. Inside Reece and Steve's peach.

Reece Shearsmith & Steve Pemberton made Inside Number 9. 

The Nectarine No. 9 - This Arsehole's Been Burned Too Many Times Before

6. In this world, we've got to find the time for things that come in bottles and lamps. See?

"In this world, we've got to find the time," is a line from The Life Of Riley.

Genies come in bottles and lamps. C?

Jeannie C. Riley - The Back Side Of Dallas

5. Policeman stuck in School of Grease.

Rydell High was the school in Grease.

Bobby Rydell - Honey Buns

4. Scary Christopher in Forest of Dean.


Christopher Lee was pretty scary. Hazell Dean was an 80s pop star, in a wood.

Lee Hazlewood - Poet, Fool Or Bum

3. Golden King, Silver Queen, Blue Prince.

Golden King, Silver Queen and Blue Prince are all types of holly.

The Hollies - I Can't Tell The Bottom From The Top

Good song, though I have a special fondness for the Kevin Rowland version.

2. Californian kestrels, ahoy!

I See Hawks In LA - Stop Driving Like An Asshole

1. The Colonel stops frying and lets daylight do its work.

KFC without the F, using sunshine instead...

KC & The Sunshine Band - Shake Your Booty


You 

Get off your arses next Saturday morning for more of the same...

Sunday, 15 October 2023

Snapshots #314: A Top Ten Carrie Songs


The late, great Carrie Fisher introduces our Top Ten Carrie songs. Yesterday's image of Sissy Spacek would have been an extra clue for anyone who remembers her break-out performance.

Let's Carrie on with the songs...


10. How I wish we were still together.

Don't get me started on Brexit.

Europe - Carrie

Don't dance with your hands in your pockets, Joey.

9. One's highest degree of enemy.

A doctorate is the highest degree you can get a university. 

This week's Number One was the Peter Pan of Pop. 

Peter Pan's enemy was Captain Hook.

Dr. Hook - Carry Me, Carrie

8. A river runs through it.

Rivers run through valleys.

Frankie Valli - Carrie (I Would Marry You)

I presume this was a few years after he carried her books from school.

7. Daddy sang bass.

Her Daddy was Johnny Cash

Roseanne Cash - Carrie

A lullaby for her third daughter, Carrie.

6. Hunter, Wood, Valance.

Holly Hunter, Hollywood, Holly Valance...

The Hollies - Carrie Anne

5. Don't you cry for me.

No, it's not Argentina.

Oh Susanna, don't you cry for me...

Although Ms. Ungerleider no longer records under that name, since she delved into the controversial history of the old deep south song. 

Oh Susanna - Carrie Lee

4. Shuddering river goddess.

Styx was both a goddess of the underworld and a river into it. It translates as "shuddering".

Styx - Carrie Anne

3. What's up? Is a pompom useful to find the answer in?

What's up, doc?

Is a pompom useful?

Doc Pomus - Work, Little Carrie

2. Jeans, vests, fun!

Anagram!

Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell

1. Never grew up. 


It's the Peter Pan of Pop!

Cliff Richard - Carrie

Another song that reminds me of my childhood. Thanks, Tel.


Carrie yourself back here next Saturday for more of the same...


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