Friday, 10 April 2026
Celebrity Jukebox #74: Chip Taylor
Sunday, 25 January 2026
Snapshots #432: Jewellery Songs
It’s time to get your bling on – just like Mr. T!
15. Prince - get on top!
“Get on top” comes from the Prince song Cream.
Yes, a badge can be considered jewellery. I asked the AI.
14. When your briefs fail, they’re probably just tangled up.
“Briefs fail” was an anagram.
Yes, a watch can be considered jewellery. I asked the AI.
13. Sleepy summit.
Zzzzz, top.
Picture from the ZZ Top cameo in Back to the Future Part 3.
12. I bought a Joni Mitchell album and a U2 album, and
played them back to back.
The Joni album was Blue. The U2 album was Boy.
11. Have you ever heard the Egg Eye LP? It caused quite a
stir.
“Egg Eye LP” was obviously an anagram.
Peggy
Lee – Baubles, Bangles & Beads
10. What is The Matrix?
9. Hartman was a cold, hard, determined fellow.
Dan Hartman was a Steely chap.
8. Cancel?
7. Frasier & Niles.
6. Mr. T led a charmed life, in minus 50 conditions, with
his bird of prey.
Lucky, without L, with a T… and a buzzard. Whatever.
Tucky
Buzzard – Gold Medallions
5. All I really want to do is be an Old Man… or a New Man.
Gary Oldman & Gary Numan want to join The Byrds.
Gary
Byrd & The GB Experience - The Crown
4. After a while, Ms. Turner would only perform in Stadiums.
3. Ancient Biblical leader is all back to front.
King Solomon in reverse.
Solomon
King – She Wears My Ring
2. He used to lisp severely until they straightened him out.
“Lisp severely” was an anagram.
Elvis
Presley - Good Luck Charm
1. That time you finished a bottle of WKD in LA, and it was
No Good.
No, it’s not Tony Hadley.
WKD in LA, and it was No
Good.
kd lang – Miss Chatelaine
Bling yourself back here next Saturday for more jewels!
Sunday, 31 August 2025
Snapshots #411: Songs About Minor Ailments
15. Flatulent Camberwick Green resident and apocryphal cabin boy.
The flatulent Camberwick Green resident would be Windy Miller. It's an urban legend though that Captain Pugwash had Roger The Cabin Boy in his crew.
Roger Miller - Lou's Got The Flu
14. After The Funeral.
13. Rebellious Jews.
Check your history books.
12. They do not own a copy of that George Michael single.
They are without a copy of Faith.
11. Man with the News: Tickling the ivories leads to the Cure.
Huey Lewis was the man with The News. Robert Smith has The Cure.
Huey 'Piano' Smith - Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu Pt. 1
10. I've a mind to let this group make my decisions for me.
A Hive Mind?
9. ET's friend in a box likes to take long walks with Blind Boy Grunt.
ET's friend was Elliot. Jack in a box. Long walks would be rambling. Blind Boy Grunt was another alias of Robert Zimmerman.
Ramblin' Jack Elliott & Bob Dylan - Acne
8. The entirety & the whole shebang.
Everything Everything - Cough Cough
7. Sue Pollard and tough guy Marvin.
Sue Pollard was Peggy. Lee Marvin was the tough guy.
6. "I'm listening" to the catchiest part of the song.
"I'm listening," was the catchphrase of Dr. Frazier Crane. The catchiest part of the song is usually the chorus.
Frazier Chorus - Born With A Headache
5. Sodding Teri has me all over the place.
"Sodding Teri" was an anagram.
4. Goes with Delaney & The Creator.
Delaney & Bonnie... Tyler The Creator.
Bonnie Tyler - It's A Heartache
3. A bumpy journey through space.
Cosmic Rough Riders - The Pain Inside
2. Two thousand.
CC are the Roman Numerals for 200. Multiply that by 10.
At a pinch, you might have had...
1.Found inside notorious dynamos.
NoTORIous dynAMOS.
Tori Amos - Caught A Light Sneeze
Get well soon - hopefully you'll be back to full health by next Saturday, in time for more of this nonsense.
Sunday, 30 August 2020
Saturday Snapshots #151 - The Answers
Here are this week's answers...
10. The first book of "Oy! I was watching that!"
The first book was Genesis.
Genesis - Turn It On Again
I'm not sure I can get behind the current yoof attempt to rehabilitate Collins, but Turn It On Again is still a cracking tune.
9. Smug tribes with Spanish heart.
Smug tribes is an anagram.
Corazón is Spanish for heart.
Tim Burgess - Oh My Corazón
8. Fictional world - anagram rejected on grounds of taste & decency.
I could not bring myself to come up with an anagram for Bucks Fizz.
Before you accuse me of scraping the barrel, Bucks Fizz will always have a special place in my heart as the band that encouraged my sexual awakening. This track is just pure cheese though...
Bucks Fizz - The Land of Make Believe
7. High ranking Smurf priest seeks release.
Father Abraham becomes a Colonel.
Colonel Abrams - Trapped
6. Bird & Davies choose their favourite ice cream dessert.
Dickie Bird & Dickie Davies, sports fans!
The Dickies - Banana Splits
5. If you knew she married Bruce, it'd set your temperature soaring.
If you knew Peggy Sue... got married... to Bruce Lee... it'd give you a fever.
Peggy Lee - Fever
4. Powerful sweets, back to front.
The Mighty Lemon Drops - Inside Out
3. Like Williams with a Bad Attitude, lost on a mad stream.
Robbie Williams meets B.A. Robertson...
Robbie Robertson - Somewhere Down The Crazy River
2. Paltry cuts ban central haulage.
Paltry cuts = Petty Nicks.
The centre is the heart. Haulage is dragging things around.
Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks - Stop Dragging My Heart Around
1. Walking the dog on Lakeland Fells makes you realise what a beautiful planet this is.
Rufus Thomas went Walking The Dog.
Alfred Wainwright wrote lots of books about walking in the Lake District.
More next week.


























