Showing posts with label David Dondero. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Dondero. Show all posts

Monday, 11 May 2026

Snapshots Spillover: More Songs About Famous Female Singers (Appendix #1)

Inevitably, this week's Snapshots threw up a plethora of possibilities. Here's a few I couldn't find room for, starting with one about the lady above...


Those of you who are paying attention will realise that I also featured that song on Friday. It merits the double-exposure.

While we're with the girl groups, here's an important question to live your life by...

The Launderettes - What Would Joan Jett Do?

And while we're at CBGBs...

Action Family - Patti Smith

Family Fodder - Debbie Harry

Sarah/Shaun - Debbie Harry

These guys got squeezed out at the last second yesterday... but they had two possible tunes.

Sonic Youth - Hey Joni

Sonic Youth - Madonna, Sean, And Me

And this one got squeezed out because it's... well, not my cup of tea.

Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand 

To be honest, I prefer the lady herself...

Barbra Streisand - My Name Is Barbra

This one would have been included had Calexico not made their Snapshots debut a few weeks back...

Calexico - Not Even Stevie Nicks

And here are a few I doubt anyone would have guessed even with the most obvious clues... 

Andrew Johnson - (I'm in Love With) Donna Summer

David Dondero - The Real Tina Turner

Lonelyklown - Like Karen Carpenter

Aura Dione - Shania Twain

Young Cole - Alicia Keys

And I've got enough of these for another post, so that's Wednesday covered. Let's finish today with old Blog favourites Bowling For Soup, and a song about the biggest female pop star in the world right now...



Friday, 26 May 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #89: Tina Turner


I don't want to live in a world without Tina Turner.

I realise that's a sweeping statement, especially considering I've only mentioned her name 18 times since this blog began, which is nothing compared to many of the artists who pop up here. But when I think about the legends we've lost in this blog's lifetime - Bowie and Prince being the biggest, but then we get onto Aretha, Tom Petty, Chuck Berry, Meat Loaf, Glen Campbell, George Michael... all the rest... well, Tina's up there with the best of them. She is a legend, and growing up in the 80s, she was always there, with her huge hair, her enormous smile, her high-kicking, sassy-strutting legs, the lips that could give Jagger a run for his money, the sheer charisma and star quality that transcended the music and made her seem untouchable, immortal.

And then there's the music. So many great songs, or (particularly in the latter part of her career) songs that would have been average if given to any other performer, but Tina made them live. Of course, average is not the word for the song below, recorded when she was just 27 in 1966, but still one of the greatest performances ever committed to vinyl.


Ike had nothing to do with that one. He just did a deal with Spector to take his usual cut of the money. The record itself was considered a flop at the time. We all know the stories. They're part of the legend. And legends shouldn't ever die. They should stay alive forever.

Tina Turner's name gets dropped in hundreds of pop songs. The majority of them are rap records which occasionally make reference to her turbulent private life, but more often channel her as a metaphor for strength, resilience and power. Here's one that doesn't quite do all that, but I dug it anyway...


Beyond rap, here are a few tunes that will help maintain her legacy, starting with a typically self-effacing (!) tribute from Little Richard himself...

Ike and Tina Turner got an earthquake sound
But I'm the man from Macon and I'm gonna put 'em down!


Next up, the great Betty Davis, who places Tina in fine company...

Stevie Wonder
Tina Turner
Al Green, y'all
Ann Peebles
They were born with it
And they're gonna, aah, they're gonna leave here
With it because it's in their blood


An now here's Elton!

Walk a mile in my tennis shoes
Tina Turner gave me the highway blues
But I don't love nobody but you, honey


Speaking of Elton, here's one of his favourite bands of the 21st Century...

I'm a modern dude
I eat all that modern food
But when it comes to bump-n-grind
I'm Tina Turner, '69


Kimya Dawson certainly sees Tina as a lady who could survive anything...

He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
I was dressed like Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome
He said, 'don't shoot', I said, 'I won't, I love you, you're my friend'
I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
I got in my Mazda and I drove to the mall


Meanwhile, Lion Babe just wants to be Tina...


And here's someone else who stole a few pages from the Tina Turner playbook...

Come and get, get, get, it baby
For me and the whiskey’s gone
You ain’t no Tina Turner, get your Nutbush City on


Which is as good an excuse as any to play the second greatest Tina Turner tune...


Next, here's Rod, doing his jazz man thing...

I've been consulted by Hilary C
And Tina Turner had me to tea
But now I'm broken hearted
Cause I can't get started with you


Rod and Tina probably did have tea together after recording the tune below... which isn't as good as the original (because nothing could be), but it's better than you remember...


Speaking of duets, there's a strong argument for this being Bryan Adams's finest moment outside the Summer of '69...


Even punk rockers love Tina. Here's your evidence, from old school New York punks, the unfortunately monickered Queers.

Well, I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn't it be neat
Wouldn't it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long?


From punk to reggae, they all loved Tina...


Sweeping up now, but I did like this one...


While this jury's still out on this...


Today's final song, I had in mind from the start. It's the best track from my 17th favourite record of last year, and it seems the most appropriate to play on the day we mourn another lost legend...

When my mother was 19
She'd dance to Tina
Tina Turner
And the hallway bеcome a catwalk
And she'd go to the show
No, thеy just don't
Make 'em like that no more



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