Friday, 3 April 2026
Another Day #9: Good Friday
Sunday, 4 April 2021
Snapshots #183: A Top Ten Easter Songs
Perhaps the link was too obvious yesterday... call it an early Easter presents, as I can't give you all chocolate.
Here are the answers...
10. Blimey, Cher - it's roomy!
"Cher - it's roomy" is an anagram.
9. A friend of the office manager.
The office manager, David Brent, was played by Ricky Gervais.
Ross Geller was a Friend.
8. Chic fella, all alone.
The Chic fella would be Nile Rogers. If he was all alone, he might well be blue.
7. Not so fishy anymore.
That's Marillion, after Fish had swum off to fresh waters.
6. Police found with drugs on calendar.
The Julian Calendar.
Cop + E.
Julian Cope - Easter Everywhere
5. Founding father of flight.
Thomas Jefferson was a founding father.
I suppose White Rabbit would have been Easter-ish (it's certainly a better song), but the one I had in mind was...
4. Psycho king.
Anthony Perkins was Norman Bates in Psycho.
Elvis was the king.
3. Connections.
The Associates - Tell Me Easter's On Friday
2. One step wreath.
One step is a stair.
A wreath is a garland.
Fred Astaire & Judy Garland - Easter Parade
1. Baker's man becomes metalworker.
Patty cake, patti cake, baker's man.
A metalworker is a smith.
Friday, 10 July 2020
Elvis Fridays #4: Let's Have A Party
Welcome to the end of the week. Time for a bit more Elvii.
Will Elvis Perkins make an appearance at some stage? asked Charity Chic.
Undoubtedly.
If you have room for "A Date With Elvis" by The Cramps give "What's Inside a Girl?" a listen, said Lynchie.
And there's the poet Elvis McGonagall & his band The Resurrectors, described as "an unholy marriage of radical stand-up poetry and Caledonian punkabilly rock ‘n roll"...
OK.
Here's his reaction to the government's handling of the coronavirus crisis...
Which brings us to the other two guys.
Last week, Brian commended my choice from Punch The Clock by revealing that it was the first Costello album he bought as a new release, after spending some time previous relishing the delights of his back catalogue.
Well, here's a track from the first Costello album I bought on release. It could have been Spike, but I know my copy of that has a little chip in the black plastic on the side of the CD case which represents that it was a promo copy or a reject. Probably I scrounged that out of the chuck outs box at work. But I remember buying the following album in a shop, and the lead single is still one of my favourite Costello tracks.
I know Mighty Like A Rose is the album where many fans became a little disillusioned with Elvis, but I love it still. It's an odd record (the "weirdy beardy" one) that pushes the boundaries musically and lyrically in places, but I played it to death at the time.
Here's that single, an anti-Beach Boys record in the very best sense... and it seems appropriate now that we're in July and the traditional British summer has finally arrived. All those beautiful sunny days at the start of lockdown seem but a distant memory now...
So finally then, to the King. And a story I've probably told before, but when has that ever stopped me?
In the first year of 6th Form, I appeared in the school panto. A comedic version of Robin Hood. My mate Simon, who always played the lead, was Robin. I was Little John. (I'm probably an inch taller than him, but always the sidekick...) He got the girl (Maid Marian), both on stage and off. I... got to "sing" the song that closed the first half. Well, not really sing, but mime and dance along to the track below, belting out of a backstage ghetto plaster. I did sing... you just couldn't hear me for the real deal. Which is probably for the best. Whenever I hear this track, I'm on that stage, gyrating my knees and hips, waiting for the curtain to fall one more time...
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