Showing posts with label Jonathan Richman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jonathan Richman. Show all posts

Thursday, 9 July 2026

Cancel Culture Club #10: Dreadlock Holiday


And so we arrive at the final edition of the Cancel Culture Club, a worthy experiment, but one that has become more and more tiresome as time has gone on, because with a few worthy exceptions, I (and the majority of the committee) don't actually believe in Cancel Culture, even for the most offensive of old records. "Different times," as Mark Radcliffe often remarks, and we can probably leave it at that.

Still, it was fun while it lasted, and I've been impressed, humbled and immensely grateful to all the contributors for taking time out of their busy schedules to give me their opinions. You're all amazing, proof - and believe me, proof is needed on a daily basis - that it's not quite time to cancel the human race.

Our final tune then, comes as a special request from my "brother from the gutter", Ernie - although I did already have it on my longlist. Let's go back to 1978 when this Ode to the Gentleman's Game by Stockport's finest was at the top of the UK charts... 


I was going to say that we'll kick off today... but that's not an appropriate metaphor, is it? Instead then, here's Walter from A Few Good Times In My Life to make today's first delivery...

10cc had a real hit with this song. Criticism has been levelled at the song for using too many stereotypes of Caribbean people in the lyrics and for linking their dialect directly to crime. We all know that generalisations are inaccurate. However, I doubt that Mr Gouldman intended it that way. Should it be ‘cancelled’? No, because there are too many songs whose content can be misinterpreted if one so wishes.

I started with Walter because his comment pretty much sums up the general consensus regarding, if not this particular song, then certainly the series as a whole. There are indeed too many songs whose content can be misinterpreted if one so wishes, and we've only scraped the surface of them here. But all good things must come to an end.

The Police - Roxanne

From Germany then, we jump up to Scotland to hear from Alyson and her Jukebox Time Machine. So Alyson, Dreadlock Holiday... What's It All About?

I had a look at the lyrics to Dreadlock Holiday last night and although I didn’t think of it back in the day, they are not particularly complimentary about the Jamaicans the tourist met along the way. Also, a white band from the North-West of England singing a reggae song would just not happen today. 

Perhaps not, but it's amazing how many British bands jumped on the reggae bandwagon back in the day, isn't it? From the Police to The Clash... and if we were happy to let those guys do it, we can hardly chastise 10cc for the same cultural appropriation, can we?

The Clash - Bankrobber

Sorry, Alyson - please continue...

BUT, like nearly every song we’ve explored in this series, it was written when the thinking about such things was not as highly evolved, so I’m not particularly blaming Graham Gouldman for having done so. He himself admits he wouldn’t write that song today although at the time most of the lines in the song were taken from real-life conversations he and Eric Stewart had whilst on separate holidays to the Caribbean. So, like nearly every song we’ve looked at, I’m going to give it a pass. The world was a much smaller place back in 1978 with travel to far-flung places only for the well-heeled. Globalisation has meant we now know about people from all over the world and we no longer make jokes about their perceived idiosyncrasies - they are often real people we know in our day to day lives. We now just need to get the warmongers off the global stage and life would be far less scary.

Hear hear! Though I'm not sure we're any more evolved these days - we just have a greater awareness of cultural sensitives. Well, some of us do anyway. Although there is a strong contingent desperate to turn back the clock to times when it was "OK" to be racist or sexist or homophobic - perhaps the white male elite who feel threatened that their patriarchal grip might be slipping... 

Like with many of the other songs we’ve looked at, although I’m giving it a pass, I don’t really want to hear it on the radio anymore and I can’t say I have for a long time, so job done.

Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers - Egyptian Reggae

We'll stay in Scotland for our penultimate contribution today - and check out what The Vinyl Villain himself has to say about 10cc's Jamaican odyssey. What do you think, JC

One thing worth remembering is that 10cc were a highly-regarded musical act, critically as well as commercially, as can be see from the run of hit singles and albums they enjoyed in the early-mid 70s.

There was often a bit of the theatrical about them, with them trying to perhaps show themselves up as being better than their peers, and to be fair the sounds/music that came with the 1975 ballad ‘I’m Not In Love’ were quite unlike anything many of us had heard before

The splintering of the band in 1976 saw the more avant-garde and creative duo of Kevin Godley and Lol Creme go one way, leaving Eric Stewart and Graham Gouldman to keep the band name and lucrative record deal.

The hits did still come via ‘I’m Mandy Fly Me’ and ‘The Things We Do For Love’ and then in 1978, came ‘Dreadlock Holiday’.

It sold in huge numbers…..spending three months in the chart between mid-August and late November, and laying the foundation for the parent album ‘Bloody Tourists’ to hit #3.

But it came at the expense of the critics turning on the band.  And rightly so as Dreadlock Holiday is a stupidly cheesy piece of music, almost akin to a novelty record, with a lyric that was in some places cringey and toe-curling and in others horrific for stereotyping Jamaicans as having two loves in life – watching cricket and mugging white holidaymakers.

And let’s not forget that some of these lyrics were delivered in a faux-accent that nowadays would, rightly, be called out as racist behaviour.

It was, of course, a different time and I’d never dream of calling Stewart or Goldman racists – there was so much of that going on across ‘popular’ culture of all sorts, including some of our most watched television programmes.

Times, thankfully have moved on.  It’s best that we bury Dreadlock Holiday in a vault and do our best to forget it ever existed.  

The thing I like the most about JC's wonderfully considered response is the awareness of time, of effectively judging the song twice, once by the standards of the day, and once through more contemporary eye-glasses. We've had to do that a lot as this series progressed, and it's made me aware of how much the lens we view the world through changes. Not just society's lens, but our own individual lenses too. This may explain why we might now have friends who were radical lefties when they were young, but find themselves swerving towards Farage in later life. That swerve might be the result of a subconscious belief on their part that the pendulum has swung too far in the opposite direction. Or it may be that we're all destined to become Daily Mail readers in our dotage. I do hope not.   

Paul Nicholas - Reggae Like It Used To Be

All of which brings us to today's final contributor, someone who I can't ever imagine turning to the dark side like that, even though he's sat out most of this series due to a "live and let live" liberalism which is most admirable. But when something does get his goat... watch out!

Andy Fairweather-Low - Reggae Tune

Take it away, Ernie from 27 Leggies...

I'll start by saying that as much as I dislike the record I wouldn't cancel it. It is easy enough to avoid these days. That said I do really, really dislike it.

My main problem isn't with the dodgy accents in the choruses. They are clearly a bad thing and hopefully wouldn't be repeated if heaven forbid the song was recorded today, but to an extent you can use the "it was of its time" argument that has appeared in earlier editions of the CCC.

My problem is the lyrics. To illustrate my point I will make a comparison with another well-known example of dodgy Caribbean accents from the 1970s - "Barbados" by Typically Tropical.

Typically Tropical - Barbados

Take away the dodgy accents from "Barbados" and what you have is a harmless song about a man in a dull job looking forward to his holiday. This perhaps comes through more clearly in the Vengaboys' classic remake...

The Vengaboys - We're Going To Ibiza!

Take away the dodgy accents from "Dreadlock Holiday" and what you have is something which is unpleasant, sneering and has nothing positive to say about the country at all. It trots out all the worst Jamaican stereotypes and the only Jamaicans to appear in the song are muggers and pushers.

It is hard to imagine the Jamaican Tourist Board will invite 10CC to the island in 2028 to celebrate the record's 50th anniversary, as happened to Typically Tropical in Barbados last year.

(Ernie sent a link to this, but I couldn't get it to open. You may have more luck.)

Graham Gouldman has claimed in interviews that "the idea was to take the mickey out of a white person trying to emulate West Indian cool", which sounds distinctly like what a professor of logic might describe as a load of post-hoc bollocks. If that was really the case then there must be plenty of ways of doing so without portraying Jamaica in an entirely negative way - unless of course Graham thinks mugging and drug-pushing are cool (they're not kids!). And it certainly wouldn't necessitate calling the locals "brothers from the gutter" (Graham has at least had the good grace to disown that particular line).


We live in a world of post-hoc bollocks though, don't we? Trump has made that the predominant language of the world... I'm not sure we'll ever go back now.

In the same interview Graham says that "every West Indian person I’ve spoken to about it has said they love it".  While it is good to know that some of Graham's best friends are black, I still don't like it. Oh no!

Ooh - claws out at the end there!

Thank you, Ernie... and thank you to everyone who contributed to this series over the past nine months. I'm not going to belabour the conclusions we've arrived at... but neither am I willing to flog a dead horse.

Except... there will be a postscript tomorrow that may or may not be of interest. Until then - don't you cramp me style, don't you queer me pitch.

Thursday, 25 December 2025

My Top 25 of 2025 #5


Happy Christmas!

Here's The My Top Ten Traditional Christmas Song...


And here are some more of my favourite records of 2025, to listen to while you cook your turkey.

I wouldn't normally do this on Christmas Day, but I'm worried if I don't, I won't get them all in before next Thursday.


11. The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan


Another concept album, knocking on the door of the Top Ten, this one involving a dream that novelist / songwriter John Darnielle had, involving a shipwreck and a desperate ordeal for three survivors (including the titular Peter Balkan).

The Mountain Goats - Peru

I’m only just beginning to scrape the surface of this one – the latest Mountain Goats album was released in early November – and its position so high in the countdown is perhaps more reflective of my growing fascination with the work of Mr. Darnielle and a lot of time spent listening to the Goats’ back catalogue this year (I’m even thinking of putting together an ICA for JC… if I ever get the time).


10. Jonathan Richman – Only Frozen Sky Anyway


It’s a while since I’ve listened to any new releases from Jonathan Richman – in fact, I don’t think I’m familiar with any of the albums he’s put out this century, only the stuff from his prime in the late 70s early 80s, and the classic 1990 release Jonathan Goes Country.

Jonathan Richman - Night Fever

I was suckered into falling for this one through his cover / reinvention / Jonathanisation of the Bee Gees’ Night Fever, but there’s much more joy to be found here. The critics tell me the album dwells on death and mortality – but isn’t that to be expected from an artist with six decades in the music business? I can’t say I noticed it anyway, I was more taken with his customary wit and wisdom (making me wonder why I haven’t paid more attention to his more recent output), deep philosophical insight (which you can take or leave, it never feels like he’s pontificating) and splashes of Spanish, as on Se Va Pa'Volver and Little Black Bat.

 

9. Divine Comedy – Rainy Sunday Afternoon

Another late entry to the countdown, released at the end of September, yet already confirming itself as a glorious addition to the Neil Hannon songbook. It’s a deeper and more personal record than his rather frivolous last recording, Office Politics – incredibly, that was six years ago, but Neil kept himself busy writing the soundtrack to Wonka in the meantime.

The Divine Comedy - Invisible Thread

Unlike the Jonathan Richman record, I could definitely spot mortality as a major theme here – understandably, as it turns out Neil lost both his father and his favourite dog while working on these songs. Yet it’s never a depressing record – there’s a lightness, a joy to be found in even the most contemplative of tracks. Just none of the pure comedy moments Neil often throws in to satisfy his Noel Coward urges.

The Divine Comedy - The Last Time I Saw the Old Man

It always amazes me that The Divine Comedy came to fame at the height of Britpop, since Hannon’s songwriting belongs to another era entirely. Coward yes, but Cole Porter too.



You can go back to your brussel sprouts now.


Monday, 1 December 2025

Listening Post #44: Old Girls


If anyone's wondering what's happened to The Cancel Culture Club, we will be back a little later this month with two festive offerings... possibly our last, for reasons I'll discuss more later. 

In the meantime, in a belated follow-up to the first edition of that series, when we discussed Gary Puckett's Young Girl, here are a couple of tunes celebrating the virtues of older woman.

First, from his excellent 2025 album Only Frozen Sky Anyway, here's Jonathan Richman with a tale about being a lovestruck teenager obsessed with a "slightly older girl"...


And secondly, also from this year, and sadly from what turned out to be his final album, here's the late great Todd Snider again with a sentiment that many of his male rock star contemporaries might do well to take note of...

Ain't nothing that a young girl can do for me
'Cept to show me where some older women is



Monday, 18 August 2025

Cover Me Monday #18: Night Fever


In tribute to Martin's excellent series Cover Charge, which reach its impressive fiftieth edition late last week, I am reviving one of my old series... for one day only.

Here's an original tune by the peerless Gibb brothers, which I'm sure you're all familiar with...


And here's a cover which sounds nothing like the original, but does sound very much like a Jonathan Richman song. This is taken from JR's new album, Only Frozen Sky Anyway, which comes out to buy in October, but it's available digitally now. You know you want to...



Sunday, 3 November 2024

Snapshots #368 - A Top Ten Mythical Creature Songs

I didn't really know what to call this week's Top Ten, and I only really settled on "Mythical Creatures" under protest... since clearly everyone knows Bigfoot isn't a myth. 


Apologies, all you sceptics, but I'm 100% Fox Mulder: I want to believe. The alternative is a much more boring world.

Anyway, here are ten songs about creatures I'm willing to be convinced are just as real as you or I...


10. Half a dozen English immigrants.

New Colony Six - Ballad Of The Wingbat Marmaduke (Elf Song)

OK, I'm not saying I believed in Wingbat Marmadukes... but Elves, why not?

9. Bony Beth.

Thin Lizzy - Banshee

8. Blackburn / Ely Riot.

Tony Blackburn and Joe Ely get involved in a White Riot.

Tony Joe White - Even Trolls Love Rock 'n' Roll

7. 15/3.

The 15th of March is the Ides...

Ides Of March - Ogre

6. Influential director and blinking bloke. 

An Auteur and a bloke known for his Rapid Eye Movement...

Luke Haines & Peter Buck - Last of the Legendary Bigfoot Hunters

5. Third Netflix Queen just might...

Three actresses played The Queen on Netflix, the third being Imelda Staunton. 

Imelda May - Little Pixie

4. Conservative Councillor. 

He was in a Conserve (Jam) and also a Council (Style).

Paul Weller - Mermaids

3. They'll give you the hump.

Camel - Sasquatch

2. Logic, Radiator, Guerilla.

Their first three albums were Fuzzy Logic, Radiator and Guerilla...

Super Furry Animals - Hometown Unicorn

...and I would have accepted...

Super Furry Animals - Chupacabras

1. Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum.


That's the chorus of If I Were A Richman, of course...

Again, two answers would have been acceptable. Firstly, this...

Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - Rockin' Rockin' Leprechauns

And, more obviously, this...

Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - Abominable Snowman In The Supermarket


Hard to believe, I know, but Saturday Snapshots will return next week...


Thursday, 4 May 2023

Celebrity Jukebox #85: Harry Belafonte


Certain stars just appear effortlessly cool. Harry Belafonte was one of them. Actor, singer and close friend and confidant of Martin Luther King, Harry was a legend. 


Let's see how he's remembered in the jukebox, starting with Tony Bennett, making up his own lyrics to a classic...

And if I never had a cent
I'd be rich as Harry Belafonte
With Barry Goldwater at my feet
On the sunny side of the street

Goldwater was a conservative Republican whom, I imagine, Harry had little time for.


Quite a lot of rappers name-drop Harry, understandably given his prominent civil rights activism over the years. Here's Black Thought from The Roots with Danger Mouse...

Ayo, don't even worry 'bout it, my legendary stylin'
Between Harry Belafonte and Harry Allen


And here's some proper Old Skool, more my vintage...

If you compare the Big Daddy to a Caddy
I'd be an Allante, suave as Belafonte
Interplanetary and extraordinary


Whether rap or country, Harry was important to them all...

Raindrops thumping on my white-walled Chrysler
I'm keeping rhythm with the window wipers
Farmland's drinking every drop that falls
Lightning dancing to the fiddler's call
Black baby squeeze a hot dog bun
Grandpa's got wrinkles from too much sun
Harry Belafonte and the Dixie Dregs
Everybody's drinking from the same cold kegs


Meanwhile, Aussie rockers The Church place Harry in very fine company...

Brian Wilson and William Tell
We welcome you
Harry Belafonte and Alexander Bell
We welcome you
Archangel Gabriel and Richard Hell
We welcome
And Tom Miller

The Church - Welcome

...while Jonathan Richman supported many of the same causes.

So join Nelson Mandela
And Susan Sarandon
Join Harry Belafonte as the list goes on and on
And protest with a letter, or maybe a phone call
For there on death row, stands Abu Jamal


It seems like everyone wants to be as cool as Harry. Even the Fratellis...

Well, I'm gonna be imperious
I'm gonna be the next Harry Belafonte!

Today belong to Joe Strummer though, who mentions Harry in not one, but two, of his tunes. Let's face it, if Joe Strummer namedrops you twice, you must be a legend.


Somebody's got to draw a line somewhere,
And it might as well be Harry Belafonte



Because the noise inspectors with the sound detectors 
Were coming on down the beach 
And the counselors wanna pounce on us
There we go disturbing the peace 
And the Cornish sun had only just begun
To sink into the western sea 
So to keep it low so the cops don't know
I spun my Harry Belafonte 



Sunday, 30 January 2022

Snapshots #225: A Top Ten Songs That Mention Other Bands In The Title


Here are this week's answers... Cheers!


There are loads of song that mention other singers (solo artists) in their titles. I'm sure we'll have a Snapshots or two that will connect some of them in the future. But I had a devil of a time finding songs that mention other bands in the title. Well done if you worked out the connections, although hopefully the extra photos helped... and a late night / early morning guest appearance from Brian to get the ball rolling.



10A. Solo insult from a Princess.


Princess Leia called Han Solo a "Nerf Herder".

10B. Van Halen


Nerf Herder - Van Halen

9A. Major Nathan Chin.


Anagram!

9B. The Velvet Underground

Jonathan Richman - The Velvet Underground

8A. Stubby marsupials.


Sounds like a bunch of wombats to me.

8B. Joy Division

The Wombats - Let's Dance To Joy Division

7A. Howling procession.


Wolf parade!

7B. Fine Young Cannibals

Wolf Parade - Fine Young Cannibals

(Credit where it's due: Ben gave me that one. It's a cool tune though. For a Ben recommendation.)

6A. Dusty MC Oldness.

Anagram!

6B. Daft Punk (Yes, that is what Daft Punk look like under their helmets.)

LCD Sound System - Daft Punk Is Playing At My House

5A. He's crackers!

Clearly he's half a man and half a biscuit.

5B. Styx

Half Man Half Biscuit - Styx Gig (Seen by My Mates Coming out of a...)

4A. The True USA.

Anagram!

4B. The Rubettes

The Auteurs - The Rubettes

Those are some tight pants.

3. Nervous, sad celebrities.

They're stars, but they're blue. And trembling.

3B. Abba

Trembling Blue Stars - Abba On The Jukebox

2A. Four kibbles.

Anagram! (I knew CC would get this one... with a little encouragement.)

2B. Fountains of Wayne

Robbie Fulks - Fountains Of Wayne Hotline

(Robbie Fulks loves FoW, by the way. He's not taking the piss. He genuinely appreciates their skills with a catchy riff. Rightly so.)

"Oh, that Gerald..." always makes me chortle.

1A. Courtney's home!


Where does Courtney Love live? D'oh.

1B. The Beatles meeting The Stones

The House of Love - Beatles & Stones


Come back to where everybody knows your name... even if they don't know all the answers... next Saturday.


Sunday, 26 September 2021

Snapshots #208: A Top Ten Onomatopoeia Songs

Welcome to the quiz that will Boom Boom Shake Your Room... yeah, I didn't use that one because it would have been too obvious.

Being an English teacher, I have a special fondness for the word "onomatopoeia", even though I regularly tell students it's the hardest word to spell... apart from broccoli.

Despite that, I own three songs with that word (or a variation) in their title...

John Prine - Onomatopoeia

Todd Rundgren - Onomatopoeia

Sparks - Onomato Pia

While John Grant also professes his love here...

John Grant - Rhetorical Figure

But how did you guys get on? Let's find out...


10. Brian Body B.

Anagram!

Bobby Darin - Splish Splash

9. Rash.

As in, the kind of rash that makes you itch.

The Hives - Tick Tick Boom

8. Domino without a hat on.

Fats Domino; hats off to Larry...

Fat Larry's Band - Zoom

7. Loaded.

If he's loaded, he must be a very rich man.

Jonathan Richman - Buzz Buzz Buzz

6. A wrinkly.

Anagram!

Link Wray - Rumble

5. Wee and timorous lads.

Wee and timorous beasties, obviously.

The Beastie Boys - Pow

4. Solid service surfers.

Solid silver, silver service, silver surfers.

Silver - Wham Bam Shang-A-Lang

3. Detective drew swooning pop.

The detective would be NANCY Drew. Her swooning pop was Old Blue Eyes...

Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang 

2. Rugby player, like Shatner.

A hooker is a rugby player.

And who could forget...?

John Lee Hooker - Boom Boom

1. Crude bunch.


They're just so primitive...

The Primitives - Crash


More crash bang wallop next Saturday...

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