Showing posts with label Toyah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toyah. Show all posts

Thursday, 12 February 2026

The Best Medicine #4: The Reactance of Being Earnest


There hasn't been much to laugh about at Top Ten Towers over the past couple of weeks, thanks to various automobile-related shenanigans, but hopefully the end is in sight for all that and I'll be rolling in the aisles again soon. 

Anyway, last time we did one of these, I pondered a question about whether we can still laugh at a song even if the music doesn't naturally fall under our area of acceptability. Mainly because I'm drawn to things lyrics-first, although I know lots of you aren't. Ernie, for example...

While I enjoy a good lyric as much as the next person, they aren't the most important bit for me. For example, I listen to a lot of African music and I can appreciate the quality of the singing and music without understanding a single word.

Many's the time I lament the fact that my lyrical focus stops me properly appreciating other musical stylings. When I read Ernie's African series, for example. Or when I listen to some of the tracks Swiss Adam shares. Or when Ben pesters me to listen to more Mogwai.

Mogwai - Ritchie Sacramento

Notice that they remembered to sing something on that one!

C also responded to my question, in a post which featured lots of songs by Flight of the Conchords...

Interesting question you pose there and I think that yes, I need to enjoy the overall music first in most cases - but not always. If the lyrics or the humour really pull me in then they can override in some instances, so it's interesting how much weight we give to each aspect really quite unintentionally.

Unfortunately I have something of an aversion to the FoC, and it's got nothing to do with their music or their humour, it's simply down to the fact that I had a friend some years ago who was obsessed with them and he overwhelmed me with their material: "listen to this", "listen to this again!", "you must hear this one", "this is SO funny", "listen to this again!" on and on and on and on and as a result I have a strange gut reaction that has turned me right off ever wanting to hear them again; there is something about being force-fed humour which has the opposite effect. Which is a shame, because I do know they are clever, musical and funny.

This is very true. 

James & The Shame - I Think I'm Supposed to Like This 

It reminds me of something we looked at in the old Self-Help For Cynics series (which will return one day!)... 

There’s nothing more guaranteed to make me instantly predisposed to dislike someone than being told that I’ll love them. 

Why does this also apply to humour? How many times has Louise made me watch something on the interweb that she found really funny, only to notice that I'm not reacting in the same way she is... and then come out with the internet equivalent of, "well, I guess you had to be there". And I'm sure the same thing happens when I show her something that has tickled me. Bear in mind that Louise and I have pretty compatible senses of humour - it's one of the main things that stops us killing each other. 

The Beautiful South - You Keep It All In

I guess it's also the same thing I write about a lot when I do my Year End reviews - too great an expectation can stop me enjoying something in a natural, organic way. If the critics all love a movie, I go in there expecting to be blown away... and often come away disappointed. Whereas if I'd seen that same movie without any of the hype... I'd probably have appreciated it a lot more. 

The Bee Gees - I Don't Think It's Funny

Turns out scientists have a name for this phenomenon (of course they do!) - REACTANCE.

According to iffypedia...

In psychology, reactance is an unpleasant motivational reaction to offers, persons, rules, regulations, advice, recommendations, information, and messages that are perceived to threaten or eliminate specific behavioural freedoms. Reactance occurs when an individual feels that an agent is attempting to limit their choice of response or range of alternatives.

So when C's friend keeps telling her to love the Conchords, C's brain goes into reactance overload.

Reactance can occur when someone is heavily pressured into accepting a certain view or attitude. Reactance can encourage an individual to adopt or strengthen a view or attitude which is indeed contrary to that which was intended — which is to say, to a response of noncompliance — and can also increase resistance to persuasion.

And the more he tries to persuade her, the more C's brains digs its heels in, creating and strengthening those neural pathways we talked a lot about in the Self Help series. 

The Smiths - That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

When I think about the funniest film I ever saw - the film which still makes me laugh every time I see it (and I've seen it a lot) - it's interesting to note that the first time I saw it was at a late night critic's preview when I knew very little about it and had no pre-conceived notions. I'd read no reviews. Nobody had told me "you've got to see it, it's hilarious!" or anything like that. I went in there and made up my mind with complete freedom. 

I'm not going to tell you what that movie was (some of you probably know) because I don't want to trigger your reactance. Of course, that also means that every time I recommend a tune on this blog, I run the risk of reactancing you... so maybe it's time to stop talking about stuff I like in case you think I'm stealing away your freedom to make up your own mind.

Toyah - I Want To Be Free

Blimey, for a series about humour, this post's been a laugh a minute, hasn't it?

Here's a song I thought was very funny when I was a kid. It probably isn't that funny almost fifty years later. I'd not advise you listening to it, for the risk of reactance. In fact... Don't look, Ethel!



Wednesday, 21 May 2025

Teacher Songs #4: Season of Mists...


The Korgis - Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime

My first school teacher was Mrs. Kaye. She was a grand old dame, that's the only way to describe her. Posh, but lovely. Very theatrical. She wrote her own school plays, adapting Tom Sawyer, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory and The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe into scripts that could be performed by 8-10 year olds. I guess she saw some hidden talent in me as she cast me in major roles in the first two - Huckleberry Finn and Willy Wonka... though it was quite a come-down to only appear as Mr. Beaver in the latter. I've no idea what I'd done to deserve that.

The Rare Earth - Is Your Teacher Cool?

I've probably mentioned this before, but years later, when I decided I wanted to be a DJ and a couple of people at the radio station suggested that my Yorkshire accent was a little strong, I went back to Mrs. Kaye for elocution lessons. She'd retired by then, but was happy to get me to read Keats over and over, softening my vowels and slowing my inflection. I can't think about Mrs. Kaye without remembering those summer evenings in her conservatory, picturing ripe fruit, plump hazel shells and vines that round the thatch-eves run... the words from the poem somehow transforming her home into an idyllic country cottage, when it was probably anything but. 

Wide Boy Awake - Slang Teacher

Toyah - Elocution Lesson

Sleaford Mods - Elocution

Nat King Cole - The Rain In Spain



Sunday, 27 October 2024

Snapshots #367: A Top Twenty Songs Named After Horror Movies


Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the Hounds of Hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the SNAPSHOTS!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

Thank you, Vincent. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

It's Halloween this week, and when I started looking for songs that share their names with horror movies, I hit a bumper bundle. But did you guess them all?


20. Bad jingles get me in such a tizzy. 


"Bad jingles" was an anagram...



19. Lost inside Outwood Golf Course.


In case you're wondering, Outwood is just down the road from where I work in Leeds. Fortunately, I've never spotted u-two while driving through there...



18. Ttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss iiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssss ttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee ccccccccccccccllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee.




17. The Haiti dollar hides a silly secret. 


The Haiti dollar, Silly Billy.



16. Boopadoop.

Named after Chic Young's Blondie comic strip: her surname was Boopadoop.

Blondie - Island Of Lost Souls

15. Noughties boy band, aphrodisiac, Ian Astbury.

Noughties boy band = Blue.

Aphrodisiac = Oyster.

Ian Astbury = The Cult.

Blue Öyster Cult - Nosferatu

14. Frippette?

She's married to Robert Fripp...

Toyah - Alien

13. They're ghosting you.

The Phantom Band - The Howling

12. Can you hear them?

The Sonics - Psycho

11. ...is a V. smarmy DJ mix.

..."is a V. smarmy DJ" was an anagram...

Sammy Davis Jr. - The Candyman

10. A wing and a guitar.

A Fender is what we Brits would call the wing on a car... and it's also a type of guitar.

Sam Fender - Poltergeist(s)

9. Just desserts.

The Sweet - Hellraiser

8. Read one section of your home. 

Chapterhouse - Don't Look Now

7. This guy, and another four droplets.

A tough one this, and probably not one you could guess from the clue alone... but once you worked out the theme... maybe?

Anyway, the photo above is Bernie Nee, the singer on the track below. The rest of the Blobs were session musicians, so no photo exists of the "band" itself...

The Five Blobs - The Blob

6. Bitten by a green bird that wishes it could fly.

Orville might have wished he could fly, but he could at least peck.

Orville Peck - Dead Of Night

5. Used to make soup for Alice and the Queen.

Then the Queen said to Alice, "Have you seen the Mock Turtle yet?"

"No," said Alice. "I don't even know what a Mock Turtle is."

"It's the thing Mock Turtle Soup is made from", said the Queen.

(From Alice In Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll.)

The Mock Turtles - Wicker Man

4. A carpenter and a great hangman. 

The Great Hangman is a cliff. Richard was a Carpenter.

Cliff Richard - Carrie

3. Chest, pea, dough.

Chestnut, peanut, doughnut...

Nut - Scream

2. What do Jennifer Anniston, Julie Andrews and Jane Austen cook their eggs in?

In the J.A.pan, of course!

Japan - Halloween

1. Lad-ra-doodle.


It's not often you see Damon Gough without his hat on...

Badly Drawn Boy - The Shining

Not Number One because it's my favourite song... but it is my favourite horror film.


Such a bounty of horror-film-related songs did I find, that there will be more to share later in the week... and a much less scary Snapshots will be back next Saturday. 


Thursday, 6 June 2024

Title Fight #12: Who'll Babysit The Goths?

Welcome back to another random selection of outstanding song titles, introduced this week by Toyah Wilcox and her long-suffering hubby, Robert Fripp, with their mad version of this old boxing song...

Toyah & Robert Fripp - Eye Of The Tiger 

None of Toyah's song titles really leapt out at me as deserving inclusion in the Title Fight, but her debut album (or her band's debut album, since Toyah was the name of the band too) was called Sheep Farming In Barnet, which would definitely get a nomination. I've not scoured the entire borough, but I'm pretty sure there aren't any sheep farms in Barnet. And I doubt there were any in 1979 either. Maybe it was a riddle...

Toyah - Victims Of The Riddle

That's the cover of Toyah's debut single above. It featured a photograph of one of the mummies of Guanajuato in Mexico holding a sign saying "Is there a heaven? Is there a hell? Do both exist? Who can tell?" This was apparently enough to cause some controversy in 1979. I'd like to say that people were more easily upset back then, but clearly that would be bullshit. They were just upset by different things.

In a tenuous DJ link, I could point out that Toyah's fourth album, 1982's The Changeling, was seen as a move into Goth territory. Which gives me an excuse to play this...

The Crapsons - Who'll Babysit The Goths?

There’s a general election on a WhatsApp group
The Tabloids are lined with unreliable scoops
You’ve got to go the gym, start giving a damn
Stop posting quotes on Instagram
Just put your feet up, it’s time to relax
Completely abolish council tax
The Tory party are one hell of a Farce
You can stick your Brexit right up your arse

(Blogger is currently not allowing me to add coloured type. It's very distressing not to quote lyrics in blue as I normally do.)

The Crapsons are from Birkenhead. They claim that the late Dean Sullivan (Jimmy Corkhill from Brookside) "fell in a bush drunk whilst walking his dog when we were loading the car back up at the end of the (video) shoot."

And now for some soul...

Bobby Rush - Chicken Heads

That was Louisiana soul man Bobby Rush's breakthrough disc in 1971. Maybe not the best title, though it did remind me of this...

Magnetic Fields - A Chicken With Its Head Cut Off

And a Kiwi classic on the Flying Nun label...

Headless Chickens - Gaskrankinstation

But wait, you're distracting me with all these headless chickens. Let's get back to Bobby Rush, a man who definitely knew his way around a song title...

Bobby Rush - Bowlegged Woman, Knock-Kneed Man, Pt. 1

For my money though, his greatest moment comes in the tune below, a song about a bloke who's always threatening to leave his wife, until one day she's had enough and tells him to get off. It contains one of the greatest lines ever written in the field of popular music. Well, it makes me laugh...

She said, "If you gon' leave me, leave me quick
'Cause you ain't the only lumberjack that carries a big stick"


Sunday, 24 September 2023

Snapshots #311: A Top Ten Mystery Songs


I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you all here this morning. 

If it's still a mystery, allow me to explain...


10. Leg, Suit, Dream.

Wet Leg, Wet Suit, Wet Dream...

Wet Wet Wet - Sweet Little Mystery

9. Spider-Man's son?

Spider-Man is Peter Parker. Shh. It's a secret identity.

Junior Parker - Mystery Train

That's the original. Long before Elvis got his hands on it.

8. Fair Lady who likes to smooch fish.

My Fair Lady is Eliza Doolittle. If she smooches fish, she might be doing some gil kissing.

Eliza Gilkyson - Mister Mystery

7. Frank n Barry, after a punch up.

Frank Black 'n' Barry Blue get into a scrap, end up looking...

Black 'n' Blue - Miss Mystery

Video of the week. Why wasn't that a hit?

6. You'll find them in Hell or Heaven. 

Hell or Heaven. 

Hello - Little Miss Mystery

5. Two blogging pals get together in a Trojan Hymn.

John and Martin (or Martyn) get into an anagram...

John Martyn - Sweet Little Mystery

4. Humbug, baloney, twaddle.

What a load of tosh.

Peter Tosh - Mystery Babylon

3. Sounds like Paul and Randy... but not the same.

Sounds like Paul and Randy Newman, but not quite the same...

Gary Numan - We Take Mystery (To Bed)

2. Get into ya house, young lady.

Get into ya house.

Toyah - It's A Mystery

1. Is he Basil's mate or similar to a buffalo?

Basil Brush's mate was Mr. Roy. Or (a) bison?

Bono wrote this. Proof that even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Roy Orbison - She's A Mystery To Me


More mysteries to be solved next Saturday...

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