Thursday, 14 March 2024
Celebrity Jukebox #125: Karl & Eric
Sunday, 18 February 2024
Snapshots #332: A Hit Record Top Ten
Here's a man who knows a thing or two about making hit records... unfortunately.
I think it's fair to say that all these songs are better than anything Simon Cowell ever had a hand in... but that's just, like, my opinion, man.
10. Pinball champion becomes Superman.
Tommy was the pinball wizard... Superman is the Man of Steel.
9. He's a pro trembler...
"A pro trembler" was an anagram...
When I make my Top 40
Smash hit
Rock ‘n’ roll record
Everything’s gonna be just fine
8. Short-lived fellas.
They were all done in a minute.
7. Sexy sandwich fish.
Wow, that's some hot tuna!
6. Fired The Gun in a Three Man Army.
He was in The Gun, and one man in the Three Man Army. But he'll most be remembered (in dodgy easy listening circles) for penning this badly-rhyming "classic"...
My first boss hated that song with a passion. "Classic does not rhyme with attic!" he used to scream. Ah, the good old days...
5. Piper known for luck and law.
Peter Piper has Murphy's Luck and suffers Murphy's Law.
4. She was an O, and smelled of an Irish river.
Jackie was an O, as in Eau d'Shannon... it's all there if you think about it.
Jackie DeShannon - (If You Never Have a Big Hit Record) You’re Still Gonna Be My Star
3. Regional Intelligence Liaison Offices that you can't get out of your head.
The Regional Intelligence Liaison Offices are known as RILO (google it if you don't believe me). Kyle can't get you out of her head.
2. The prettiest pole, according to penguins.
Penguins live at the Beautiful South Pole.
The Beautiful South - Song For Whoever
And I love the PRS cheques that you bring...
Still one of the greatest lines ever written.
1. The awards nobody in Hollywood wants.
Nobody wants a Razzie...
The Raspberries - Overnight Sensation (Hit Record)
Thanks for playing. More hits (and misses) next Saturday...
Sunday, 6 March 2022
Snapshots #230: A Top Ten "All The Way..." Songs
It's Sunday. Let's Carrey on with the answers to yesterday's Snapshots.
Ten songs that go All The Way...
10. Modestly morphing into someone else.
"Modestly morphing" was an anagram.
The Mighty Lemon Drops - All The Way
9. Questionnaire may contain the answers too.
Questionnaire may contain the answers too.
REM - All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star)
8. When Homer mixes his drinks, he uses this to the measure the shots.
Simpson stirs a gill (measure of drinks).
Sturgill Simpson - Turtles All The Way Down
7. The King's wives.
The King only had one wife...
The Priscillas - (All The Way To) Holloway
6. Rippling berets.
Raspberry ripples on Raspberry berets.
The Raspberries - Go All The Way
5. I am Jordana Grant.
Anagram!
Joan Armatrading - All The Way From America
4. Graceful antelopes.
The Impalas - Sorry (I Ran All The Way Home)
3. Mulder & Rocky.
Fox Mulder & Sly Stallone.
Sly Fox - Let's Go All The Way
2. Formerly The Doc Thomas Group.
Then they changed their name to...
Mott The Hoople - All The Way From Memphis
1. Give him just a little more time.
The Chairmen of the Board sang Give Me Just A Little More Time.
The Chairman of the Board was...
Frank Sinatra - All The Way
Possibly my all time favourite Frank tune. His voice has never sounded better.
More next week. And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night!
Wednesday, 27 February 2019
My Top Ten Songs Nobody Knows
As a rather obvious sequel to last week's Top Ten Songs Everybody Knows... here's ten songs Nobody Knows.
The illustration at the top of the page is one I found online. I certainly don't know anything about Dick Gyllander, and I'd hazard a guess that nobody else reading this would... except he's a jazz musician from Sweden... so one of you might be familiar with his work.
10. Mike & The Mechanics - Nobody Knows
I would defend the Paul Carrack voiced M&TM to the hilt if the synthy 80s arrangements didn't sound so dated now. There's some good songs buried underneath the over-production.
9. Tom Waits - No One Knows I'm Gone
A very sad song about a man who dies with nobody to mourn him.
8. The Raspberries - Nobody Knows
Holding him so close while I'm by myself
I just want to hit him but that won't do
No, Eric, it won't. Violence is not the answer.
7. Otis Redding - Nobody Knows You When You're Down & Out
A cautionary tale from the 1920s about a millionaire who ends up on skid row... covered by everyone from Tim Hardin to the Spencer Davis Group to the Allman Brothers to Derek & The Dominoes. I'll take Otis.
6. The Feelies - Nobody Knows
The Feelies got together in '76, released 4 albums before 1992, took a bit of time off, then got back together in 2008. This was released in 2011. That's as much as I know. I imagine Brian can tell you more.
5. Paul Brady - Nobody Knows
Nobody knows what Ruby had to hide
Nobody knows why some of us get broken hearts
And some of us find a world that’s clear and bright
For Mark.
4. Ballboy - Nobody Really Knows Anything
A relationship falls apart and those concerned keep denying it's happening.
3. Billy Bragg - No One Knows Nothing Anymore
Great song. Questionable grammar.
2. Sam Cooke - Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen
A traditional African America slavery song from the 19th century, recorded by many respectable artists including Paul Robeson, Louis Armstrong... and Hefner. But you're gonna have to go some to beat Sam Cooke.
1. Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows
Probably my favourite QOTSA track.
The Divine Comedy do an inspired cover of it too.
Nobody knows if you will leave a comment...
Sunday, 28 October 2018
Saturday Snapshots #56 - The Answers
I'm going to call this one a draw between Charity Chic and Lynchie, because even though Lynchie got half a point more than CC, Charity Chic was typing his answer to Number 4 at the same time as Alyson, who beat him to it by seconds. (To be fair, he then beat her to Number 2 by seconds. What a close match!) Plus, CC got Number 9 and Number 5, which were definitely the hardest to identify this week.
10. The clue's in the picture... and in the pack.
Wink Martindale - Deck of Cards
Lynchie called this "one of the most horrible songs to grace the pop charts", but it's one I remember Terry Wogan playing in my youth (with his own little wink as he did it) and I'll always have a special fondness for it, despite... or perhaps because of... the supreme cheese. I even found myself listening to a whole album of Wink's earnest talky songs the other day...
"And friends, the story is true. I know... I was that soldier."
9. Put your tongue between your lips and blow - you'll be a star by tomorrow!
The Raspberries - Overnight Sensation (Hit Record)
8. "One Spider-Man is enough!" says can of rotations.
A tin of turners. A tin a' turner.
Tina Turner - We Don't Need Another Hero
7. Scouse lads lose the first day of the war while chasing a runaway lass.
A lad in Liverpool in Liverpool is a La, minus the D from D-Day.
The Las - There She Goes
6. Basil Brush flees Jelly Baby.
The Sweet - Fox On The Run
5. Three times Trio's lady (and Kenneth's, carry on) doesn't like Medium Wave.
Trio sang Da Da Da.
Kenneth Williams did Carry On.
Medium Wave was AM. If you don't listen to AM, you probably prefer FM.
Dar Williams - FM Radio
4. Where Gary Numan's friends live, with help from a whirlpool subsidy.
Whirlpool = eddy.
Subsidy = grant.
Gary Numan's friends are electric.
Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue
3. Snoop, Nate & Bonzo can't play out this evening, says their mum.
Three dogs' mama's told them not to go out at night.
Three Dog Night - Mama Told Me Not To Come
2. Photoshop can cheer you up.
Photoshop alters images.
Altered Images - I Could Be Happy
1. Chubby Snorer, at home on the stove. Can't change that.
Chubby Snorer is an anagram.
Home on the range.
A range is a stove.
Can't change that?
One Way Or Another, Saturday Snapshots will return next week. And it'll be our Halloween Special, so get up nice and early!

























