If you hold onto a chorus it can get you through the night
Here's the week's token bunch of surf-rock dudes, with a 1963 song that might have inspired Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs...
All hails Michael McDonald, King of Doo! Well, Doobie. Because he's from the Doobie Brothers. You see? Have I explained that enough?
Here's ten songs with some Doo in them...
10. Filthy.
The Police - De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
Some of Sting's very best lyrics, right there.
9. When Henry Met Serena.
Lenny Henry meets Serena Williams.
Lenny Williams - Shoo Doo Fu Fu Ooh
(Top 40 hit in 1977, pop pickers.)
8. Laverne's Street Blues.
Lauren Laverne from Kenickie & 6Music sings on the Hill.
Lauryn Hill - Doo-Wop (That Thing)
7. He can always sell any dream to me... and may be related to #8.
Joshua Kadison sang "Jesse, you can always sell any dream to me". And this is another Hill.
6. Interdit aux moins de 21 ans.
That's the warning label that appeared on copies of Serge & Jane's infamous 1969 Number 1 hit. And I'm sure nobody under 21 bought a copy.
5. White lies from a Glasvegas social worker.
Glasvegas sang about their social worker, Geraldine.
White lies are fibs.
The Geraldine Fibbers - You Doo Right
4. Played keyboards in the band.
That's Manfred Mann (born Manfred Sepse Lubowitz), who played keyboards in the band that took his name. Paul Jones sang the songs.
Manfred Mann - Do Wah Diddy Diddy
3. The Longer Tonsils.
A rather fitting anagram.
The Rolling Stones - Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)
2. Ask Ethan.
Anyone who watched GLOW will recognise the subject of today's second anagram, the wonderful...
1. Charley's Chandeliers.
Charley Pride sang about Crystal Chandeliers.
An obvious Number One...
And we're back. Apologies for missing last Saturday... I hope you didn't get withdrawal symptoms.
Like, Zoinks!, Scoob, this week's Snapshots is a real mystery!
Can we identify ten artists and work out what connects their songs. They're gonna get away with it if not for us pesky kids...
10. Filthy.
9. When Henry Met Serena.
8. Laverne's Street Blues.
7. He can always sell any dream to me... and may be related to #8.
6. Interdit aux moins de 21 ans.
5. White lies from a Glasvegas social worker.
4. Played keyboards in the band.
3. The Longer Tonsils.
2. Ask Ethan.
1. Charley's Chandeliers.
Scooby snacks for everyone who played today... full answers tomorrow morning.
“If a job’s
worth doing, it’s worth doing right.”
That’s one
of the main lessons my dad taught me, along with “If you can’t say something
good about somebody, don’t say owt!” and “You can’t fall: there’s nothing to stop you.” He told me that last
one whenever I went up a ladder on the farm. I’m not sure I ever really
believed it, but I did believe the one about doing your job right.
My dad had a
number of different jobs in his life, although he always said that farming was
more of a hobby. He got the farming bug when he was a boy, helping out on one
of the local farms in Marsden. Around that time, he got blood
poisoning after being bitten by his baby sister, and he had to stay off
school… but ended up playing on the farm with his arm in a sling.
As he grew
older, dad started playing for local football and cricket teams, and also
joined Marsden Brass Band, playing baritone, euphonium, and in the end a tenor
trombone, which was his favourite. He also ventured down the valley into enemy
territory – Slawit! – where he occasionally played in a dance band, though he
said that was much harder. No wonder he admired Glenn Miller.
Once in
Slawit, he started hanging out at Nields Youth Club on a Friday night, which is
where he met my mum. She came right up to him and introduced herself. Dad was speechless. His mates bet him half a crown he couldn’t get a
date with her… but even though he won the bet, they never paid him. Still, he
won a lot more than half a crown that night, and he knew it too.
When they
met, dad was working as an apprentice joiner at Bagley’s Funeral Directors in
Marsden. I heard a lot about Mr. Bagley when I was growing up, though I never
met him. Often, I’d find my dad working in his shed or round the back on the
farm, doing some amazing construction job that defied gravity and didn’t look
possible for one man on his own. If ever I asked him how he’d done it, he’d
reply: “Mr. Bagley helped me”. I used to look round to see where Mr. Bagley was
hiding, but I couldn’t ever find him.
When he was
21, dad took a break from joinery to do his National Service… though they did
allow him a week off to get married. When it came time to cut the wedding cake,
dad sliced open his hand with the knife… the first of many hand injury stories
we could tell, including the time my sister had to drive him to hospital after he
got his hand trapped in the muck-spreader. Another time, I had to take him to
A&E after he almost sliced his thumb off with a circular saw. In
hospital, dad was less than complimentary about the junior doctor they sent to
stitch him up… “He’s just a kid!”
There are a lot more stories to tell from my dad’s time on the farm… and I was surprised how many involved guns. Like the time Harry Bamforth, another local farmer, threatened dad with his shotgun for taking a hay cart along his lane… dad kept going, driving the tractor straight over Harry’s toes.
Or what about the time my brother wanted to prove what a crack shot he was by shooting at the shovel my dad was leaning on? He missed. Killed a chicken instead. “Murderer!”
And then there’s
the time, not very long ago, when dad dug out his old shotgun one last time to shoot a large rat
that had started visiting the farm. He dismantled the gun soon after shooting a
hole in his grandson's car.
With all
that shooting, it’s no wonder dad’s favourite actor was John Wayne. One of his
favourite films was The Quiet Man… and I guess he could be something of a quiet
man himself. And yet, if he had a job to do… like when he started working for
British Car Auctions… he could get up on a stage and command the room. And like
all the best auctioneers, he could talk really fast. I remember watching him do
the charity auctions at my school. I felt so proud, seeing him do that, racing
through the bids, then banging down his gavel after the final one. That’s
something I took from him… it’s how I can stand up at his funeral and deliver this eulogy. Catch me
afterwards though, and I probably won’t have anything to say to you. Much like
my dad.
I’ve got two
more stories to tell. Firstly, one about a crazy guy who used to drive round Holt
Head in a rickety old van with a toilet strapped on the roof. One day he
stopped and got chatting with my dad, and afterwards my brother asked what they’d
been talking about.
“He wants to
be a local councillor,” dad explained, “but to apply, he has to be a land
owner. He wanted to know if I could sell him a plot of land, so he could
register.”
My brother was
shocked. “You’re not going to sell him anything, are you?”
“Why not? He
seems alright. And he only wants to buy one square foot…”
Finally,
there’s the time we lost Fly. Fly was a sheepdog, and the first pet I really
knew, so when she died I was devastated. I cried for a week. In the end, dad took
me out in the field where he’d buried her, and he gave me a hammer and a chisel
and showed me how to chip her name into a big stone on the wall. Then he left
me to it, making a headstone for the dog. I felt so much better after doing
that.
“If a job’s
worth doing, it’s worth doing right.”
I hope I did this one right, dad.
This is Courtney Love. Her band is called Hole.
Yesterday, I gave you a picture of Bernard Cribbins who sang Hole In The Ground. I figured that would be too easy as one of the songs, even though it is the greatest song ever recorded with a hole in it.
Here are ten more holes...
10. Moby's ways.
Moby sang about Extreme Ways.
9. Abaaaaartment.
That would be where the baaaa lambs live.
8. How Bob Lind signs his name, in a Backstreets, on his way to the next whiskey bar.
Bob Lind (of Elusive Butterfly fame) would sign his name B.Lind. Add to that the Backstreet Boys and a line from Alabama Song and you get...
The Blind Boys of Alabama - Way Down In The Hole
7. Big Red Dog gets a Ruby.
Clifford is the Big Red Dog. A Ruby Murray is a Curry.
Clifford Curry - She Shot A Hole In My Soul
6. Rose Variety + Where Prince Met Robbers + Scottish January.
Stone Roses + Thieves In The Temple + Scottish band Pilot, who sang January.
Stone Temple Pilots - Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart
5. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation.
That's a line from Television (The Drug of the Nation) by The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy.
4. Orange vision.
Tangerine Dream - The Burning Hole
3. Oxford detective from the block.
Lewis was the Oxford Detective, Jenny came from the block.
2. The trouble with nice source and strange Fitzgerald.
The Trouble With Harry. "Nice Source" is a literal translation of Bella Fonte. Strange Fitzgerald = Odd Etta. Except... as Ernie points out, that clue didn't work because I had somehow confused Ella Fitzgerald with Etta James. D'oh. Apologies, all.
Harry Belafonte & Odetta - A Hole in the Bucket
1. Often served with Jam.
That would be a Traffic Jam.
Let's not forget Neil's version of this!
"Right, " said Fred, "Both of us together
Can solve these pesky Snapshots in one go."
Tried to crack them, couldn't even hack them
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and waited for you lot to turn up and do the job for us.
10. Moby's ways.
9. Abaaaaartment.
8. How Bob Lind signs his name, in a Backstreets, on his way to the next whiskey bar.
7. Big Red Dog gets a Ruby.
6. Rose Variety + Where Prince Met Robbers + Scottish January.
5. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation.
4. Orange vision.
3. Oxford detective from the block.
2. The trouble with nice source and strange Fitzgerald.
1. Often served with Jam.
So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea
And then we went home... to wait for the answers tomorrow morning.