Tuesday, 19 December 2023
Namesakes #64: Unit 4
Monday, 30 August 2021
Snapshots Spillover: More Actor Songs
Following on from this weekend's Snapshots, featuring songs named after famous actors, I had something of an overspill... so here are some of the runners up.
April March - Stay Away From Robert Mitchum
He's rugged and he's handsome
And spurns the likes to you
Touch him and you'll be through
Where you lose your wife
I've never seen a more dignified man
In my life
Robyn Hitchcock - Gene Hackman
Different to the Hoodoo Gurus song featured yesterday, but equally enjoyable...
The Rakes - When Tom Cruise Cries
Bananarama - Robert DeNiro's Waiting
I would have included this on Saturday, but I felt it was a little too obvious, even for me.
The Thrills - Whatever Happened To Corey Haim?
Deacon Blue - He Looks Like Spencer Tracy Now
The FBI is on my mind
I'm waiting for the day
When my lucky stars align
In the form of...
David Duchovny floating above me
In the alien light of the spaceship of love
Hell and God, screeching doors, zombies, aaaaah!
It feels so good to be afraid
Vincent Price is back again
And my personal favourite...
Sunday, 24 June 2018
Saturday Snapshots #38 - The Answers
Yesterday, all the answers seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay...
Due to holidays in the sun, I can't award points in the post today, but I'll try to congratulate the winners in the comments section later (wifi permitting).
10. The sound of double strength executives. I can do a pretty good William Shatner.
Mighty x 2 + boss + tones.
You... all... WANT... to.... hearmyWilliamShatnerimpressionnow, don't you?
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get
9. American settlers go west - confidently agreeing and denying.
American settlers who went west were pioneers - Yeah or No?
The Pioneers - Let Your Yeah Be Yeah (And Your No Be No)
8. Limited Garfunkel - York or Hoffs?
Art Ltd... or The Art Company.
York and Hoffs were both Susannas.
The Art Company - Susanna
(Great cheesy 80s video for that one.)
7. Acoustic newt gets mixed up with a pirate.
Acoustic newt is a rather fetching anagram for The Cocteau Twins.
Bluebeard was a pirate.
The Cocteau Twins - Bluebeard
6. Khaki, Russet & Beige are ringing.
The Browns - Three Bells
5. A fuzzy second.
Blur - Song 2
4. Shh! Existential violets.
Deep Purple - Hush
3. One for you, one for me, dear. Comparable to an outlaw.
Share and Cher alike, my dear.
"Come on, baby, show me what that loaded gun is for..."
Always the subtle one, that Cher.
Cher - Just Like Jesse James
2. The patron saint of road rage gets blown away.
Saint Christopher gets Cross.
Christopher Cross - Ride Like The Wind
1. Whipping flittermouse ponders Twin Peaks mystery.
The big mystery in Twin Peaks was who killed Laura Palmer.
A flittermouse is a bat.
With A Little Luck, Saturday Snapshots will return next week.
Thursday, 26 June 2014
My Top Ten Festival Songs
I will be watching Glastonbury - I'm particularly keen to catch John Grant (but which numpty decided to put him on at the same time as the Pixies?) - though this year's headliners leave a lot to be desired. Many people are whining about Metallica's headline slot, but while I'm hardly their biggest fan, I reckon they'll be a damn site more interesting than Th'arcade Fire or bleedin' Kasabian. I must be getting old. Where's Stevie Wonder when you need him?
10. The Waterboys - Glastonbury Song
More about the location and its mythic and mystical history than the festival itself, but I bet there's a fair few festival goers who reckon they found god at Michael Eavis's farm...
9. Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros - Coma Girl
Joe goes to a festival "way out west" (Blackpool?) and takes some acid. It starts raining, then things get weird...
8. David Bowie - Memory of a Free Festival
Back in 1969, Bowie was among the organisers of a free festival in Beckenham, South East (that-) London. This was his rather trippy tribute, a great album track that never should have been released as a radio single... even back in 1970 when the radio was a lot kinder.
Many years later, Dario G would steal the hooky chorus from the song's second half for his woeful dance-pop dirge 'Sunmachine'. You have to question why the Dame would ever allow such a travesty... but he does move in mysterious ways.
7. The Velvet Underground & Nico - All Tomorrow's Parties
Not actually about a festival, but they named a festival after it so that's good enough for me.
Plus, it led to the creation of Knee Deep At ATC by Los Campesinos, which is about the festival in question.
6. The Animals - Monterey
The summer of love began here...
Young gods smiled upon the crowd
Their music being born of love
Children danced night and day
Religion was being born
Down in Monterey
The Byrds and the Airplane
Did fly
Oh, Ravi Shankar's
Music made me cry
The Who exploded
Into violent light
Hugh Masekela's music
Was black as night
The Grateful Dead
Blew everybody's mind
Jimi Hendrix, baby
Believe me
Set the world on fire, yeah!
5. Aphrodite's Child - Altamont
...and died here, two years later.
Aphrodite's Child were a Greek band made up of Demis Roussos and Vangelis (plus some other bloke). This somewhat satanic response to the Altamont tragedy featured on their final album, 666, considered by some to be a precursor to the prog-rock concept album that lumbered through the 70s like a bilious diplodocus and eventually spawned punk as a direct reaction.
Echo & The Bunnymen also did a pretty cool song called Altamont, but I think that's more metaphorical.
See also An Array of Passionate Lovers by Pete Atkin (and Clive James) which tells the story of this fateful day in far more detail...
That big-mouthed dude in the flash duds
Preached fighting in the streets
But the crowd of kids held an angel with a knife
Who carved himself a slice of another guy's life
And the blooms of blood unfolded from the buds
And the bad karma came down in sheets
And the troops of love got wise, they were paying
Too much for their seats
4. Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water
If you've ever worked in a guitar shop, chances are you've heard this riff on a daily basis. And are now royally sick of it.
The titular smoke spread across Lake Geneva when Montreux Casino burned to the ground during a Frank Zappa concert in 1971. Although this wasn't part of that year's actual Montreux Festival (the fire happened in December, the festival in June), it did force the festival to change venues for the next few years while the Casino was rebuilt. A tenuous link, but good enough for me to crowbar it onto this list.
3. Joni Mitchell - Woodstock
The most famous music festival ever, and the most famous song ever written about a music festival... yet as Joni explains here, she never actually made it to Woodstock. More famous recordings of this record exist, of course, by Matthew's Southern Comfort, Crosby, Stills & Nash et al... yet only Joni can get away with singing "We are stardust, we are golden..." with a straight face, if you ask me.
2. The Hold Steady - Chillout Tent
Probably my favourite Hold Steady record, I love how Craig Finn's vocals mix with guests Dave Pirner (from Soul Asylum!) and Elizabeth Elmore (of The Reputation... who I've never heard of either, but should investigate), playing the parts of the young lovers who have a one night stand in a rather extreme festival chillout tent.
She looked just like a baby bird
All new and wet and trying to light a Parliament
He quoted her some poetry, he's Tennyson in denim and sheepskin
He looked a lot like Izzy Stradlin
They started kissing when the nurses took off their IVs
It was kind of sexy but it was kind of creepy
Their mouths were fizzy with the cherry cola
They had the privacy of bedsheets and all the other kids were mostly in comas
1. Pulp - Sorted For E's & Whizz
As Jarvis explains in his introduction during the song's first public performance at Glastonbury '95, this song was originally written about outdoor raves. Yet it became synonymous with festivals in my mind for a number of reasons, not least because it was this show that cemented the band's reputation as the greatest of the Britpop era. The public spat between Blur and Oasis, arguing over that crown like spiteful schoolboys, sullied both their reputations. Meanwhile Pulp snuck in the back door, stepping in as final night Glasto headliners after the Stone Roses pulled out at the eleventh hour, and history gave them the prize. (Earlier this year, during Britpop's 20th Anniversary celebrations, it was Common People that was voted the nation's favourite anthem: not Country House or Roll With It.)
But the real reason this is my Number One Festival Song is that it reminds me more than any other of my own festival-going days - of watching Pulp live at Leeds ('96?) and experiencing a moment unlike any I'd ever had before... or would again. That was in the days before music festivals became TOO big and corporate... it wouldn't be long before the magic was stolen by giant screens you could only watch from half a mile away, sponsored wellies, beer tents and portaloos, and drunken crowds of idiots who'd never even heard of the headliners. I'd rather watch a music festival on TV these days... I really must be getting old. Still, back then, in that moment, I was one of just 20,000 people standing in a field... and it felt alright.
Those were my festival favourites... which one gets you lining up on the front row?
Thursday, 30 August 2012
My Top Ten 'Shut Up!' Songs
10. Chas & Dave - Rabbit
Because I promised / threatened Dick Van Dyke.
One thing I never got about this song... when was the last time you saw rabbit in Sainsbury's?
9. The Coasters - Yakety Yak
Clive Anderson, all is forgiven.
8. Transvision Vamp - Tell That Girl To Shut Up
Look, I know you were expecting Shut Up by Madness, but I just didn't have room for it. Call it #11. If you're wondering how this made the chart when that didn't, the simple answer is... I never fancied Suggs when I was 16.
7. Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation
No need for the JXL version here when the original has a video (from the movie Live A Little, Love A Little) as groovy as this.
6. Talk Talk - Talk Talk
One day I might compile a list of songs named after the bands that sing them. Will this be Number One... or Living In A Box?
All you do to me is talk talk
5. Squeeze - Trust Me To Open My Mouth
I need a gobstopper to keep my trap shut
Should have kept my nose clean
Why's it me that gets the bad luck?
4. Deep Purple - Hush
Written by Joe 'Games People Play' South and originally recorded by Billy Joe Royal (no, me neither). You may be more familiar with the Kula Shaker version. I won't hold that against you.
3. The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again
The next time Morrissey says something designed to get the collective knickers in a twist, everyone should consider one of his most honest lyrical declarations...
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head
Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights you should be
Bludgeoned in your bed
Bigmouth strikes again
And I've got no right to take my place
With the Human race
2. Elvis Costello - Mouth Almighty
One of my favourite Costello songs from his best album, Punch The Clock.
This town belongs to you and your tricks of confidence
All the pavements for miles around are littered with your footprints
Now every girl I get close to seems to be wearing your perfume
And the clock strikes the letters of your name
Both midnight and noon
I wish I'd never opened my mouth almighty...
1. Julian Cope - World, Shut Your Mouth
It may be flying in the face of fashion... but, beat this!
These are the songs I sing when I want someone to pipe down. Which one are you singing back at me right now?























